draxcaliber

hey guys, in response to this great thread, i've decided i'll get in on the action for closer parking!

first off, i'm thinking about getting badges for a smart fortwo and putting them on my hummer h1 alpha so i can use spaces meant for compact cars only!

then i'll get some gm hybrid badges for the saturn vue hybrid so i can use parking spaces for driving a hybrid, and maybe even use the HOV lane!

lastly, i think i'd like to use the parking reserved for expecting "mothers/parents with newborn children", does anybody know what the most realistic looking baby doll is for cheap that i can carry around with me and get away with this?

you see, i'm a clot who is too good to use regular parking like everyone else and presume that the general public would too stupid to figure out that this is wrong.

or maybe i'll just paint a wheelchair guy on my license plates and start taking handicapped parking spots too, maybe park my compact hummer h1 alpha across 3 of them to make sure nobody dings my door up or anything.

thanks for your help everybody! i'm just sick and tired of never getting to use all those exclusive parking spaces out there!

(please note the entire content of this post was sarcasm and i would never park my car parking spot that i am not supposed to use and do not even own a hummer h1 alpha, though that would be pretty sweet!)

captainlaziness

You know what would be really cool? A hood ornament that looked like you in a wheel chair pushing a stroller shaped like an H2 powered by rechargeable batteries.

draxcaliber

hmmm...but how would that look on my cf kaminari hood...hmmm...

User 112921

I was like "what?", but then I was like "Ohh."

jnaval

That's SEMA status.