captainlaziness

Man there's a lot of bad blood runnin' through this thread. Let's just get along, get it in your head.
You guys keep it up and soon you'll be dead. Like 2Pac, but without the street cred.

Seriously though, what's with the hate? Let's get together with our Scions to celebrate.
What else are you going to do? Sit at your computer, look at **** and masterbate?

scion_jon

pshhh wack a$$ ryhmes like all the other bustas b4 your time, this is not the playground so shue, turn your stinky a$$ around you tryna hang with the best acting like a goriila bumping ya chest but me im the alpha dog my ryhmes surroubd you like the evening fog, dont fret ltlle one, and yes i said little you know what? your new screen name will be skittle, and you tryna cut me down, but i never fall to my knees watch as my rymes sting you in the brain like crazy a$$ bee's

tCTaco

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Capt you got Skills...If you ever come to Houston..Im gonna have to put you in the booth and let you rip the mic..

scion_jon

capn crunch is who you is lokiing like a pedo in front of them kids


(you know im j/k captain)

tCTaco

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Sytematicly translating 3rd coast sounds

if you aint down with the sound then you drown undergroud

radical, dramatic, acrabatic causing havoc,

craeating a lyrical addiction and your the biggest attic!

so pump this in your veins, just to get by

I reply with a lyrical tradgedy dominating a melody, so dont act suprised,

holder of a power that only a few can fathom,

I just think of flowing and MC's fall out at random,

your subject to a defeat, so quit tring to compeat, try to follow in my shoes without quick enough feet!

Your flows are like toys, they belong in a Happy Meal,

even a fart would get signed before someone offers you a deal

Guamsilverbox671

^^dang that must be some serious shisss, likehot on toast,
was gonna treadjack, but forgot ot post

scion_jon

my rhymes beat you like a bat smickity smackity wack wack, your down and your bleeding from the nose, will you ever get up, noone knows, got your brain in a coma oye cabrone toma'

scion_jon

all ya suckas are old by the time you think of a rhyme, alzheimer's turned your mind into mold, ha ha ha is all i can do while your in the fetal positions crying boo hoo, suckas pleaze im king of ring, and none has that much self esteem, so you might as well be locking the thread, cuz all you all sounding like K fed

Guamsilverbox671

I really suck on tryin to rap
you might as well chase me and beat me with a bat

tCTaco

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Oh no tCTaco has been shoved in the corna

Conjured up my Evil twin. to wreak havoc upon ya,

No more playin games, Its the end of Mr. nice Guy!

Try to decipher my rymes til your brain crashes and frys!

Reply to me with nonsense, cause that ish dont make sense,

Flowin like that youll end up broke cause that ish wont make Cents!

Speaker of the real, This aint no amateur rookie,

You need to back to Rap School, cause I can tell you played hookie!!

My verbal formation shakes the world with the words I speak,

Spit a verse last month, Hit China this week and left them feelin Weak!

So step up your A- game before you challenge me son,

Before the battle even sees a drop of blood, I'll have already Won,

scion_jon

damn is it sesame street, that fool doesnt even have a heart beat, his rymes are dead, i mean straight flat line, maybe you need to get a a paper write down your rrhymes, think b4 you speak or atleast type watch out now cuz scion_jon's bringging the fright

scion_jon

im holding this shiet down you all staring at your computer with a frown, im held in the highest regards sitting next to the rapping gods, but dont worry ive been taking it easy, but after reading what taco wrote, damn he making me feel queazy, yo taco you forgot your bell cuz you my bithc and we cypher hell, come one, come all come and peak, look at taco hes feeling weak, cuz d@amn down south you starting to leak

scion_jon

hickery dickery dock im staring at the clock, what yall waiting for, are you all googling for lyrics, damn im blessed i got the chyper spirit, come on bring it to the house or are you hidding like a mouse, cuz im a smooth cat ready for action, damn still holding this sheit down, now thats satisfaction

tCTaco

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Last one and Im out!!!












Dope verses, im pumpin em

yo rymes aint ish, so im dumpin em

had a fight 1on1, this sucka swore i was jumpin em

yeah, ya talk quick, but im here ta talk ahead of ya fast!

Scion Jon otta wipe his mouth instead of his a$$

im here to punish, this is torture, not a jolly course,

sucka bit my rymes till his damn teeth caught a charlie horse,

i kicked a funny ryme, and Capt Started laughing at me

This fools fixin to start crying, cause its time for me to get serious G

no matter how you try or how hard you try to bust,

the LORD has given me a mentally enternal thrust,

if i get broke enough ill swoop down like a heavens breeze,

and catch a buisness man and jack his a$$ for 7 G's,

you bring a bunch of nonsense,

but im bringin this, a gun, a knife, a pipe, a brick, a stick, a swinging fist!

if it aint nothin but talk, i might not throw a lick,

but if i think this ish is real ill drop that b!tch a$$quick

so ima kick another franic, volcanic,

ruff ryme mechanic, never know to panic,

women cant stand it, cause ive never been romantic,

yo rymes the TITTANIC,

IM A ICEBERG IN THE ATLANTIC !!!!!!!!!!



*Drops mic..chunks duece and heads out*

captainlaziness

Taco

tC9o9

ouch

tCTaco

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Thank you thank you...Ill be here all week.....Been writin since I was 11

scion_jon

i blasted ahole in your chest

feel the void

got you feeling paranoid

never acting tough cuz you aint

i spit my ryhmes like paint

got you tagged up

got you going to prison but listen,

ill give you one more chance

one last time to dance

see if you have the psssibility,

but im not sure you can, im frying you like eggs in a pan

your ryhmes are weak every time you speak

as the words leak from your mouth,

but me ill put a gun to your tongue and youl be spittn

like a bum on the corner all disgruntaled like a loner

but let me tell you one reason you cant hang with me

every time you walk by you smell like ____

did someone just get a major diss

next time you step up to battle

remember what i said b4 this is a mic not a rattle

get your diapers changed

but as for now i left your a$$ deranged ,

im going to continue my flow to let you know im the king of

the ring and i dont mean hobbits, wizard or flying lizards

ill gut you and spill your gizzards with my words and versus

youll feel like your under curses

you wont battle back your suffereing from a heart attack

in front of everyone my words blast from my mouth like a

shotgun,got you shot up laying on the ground

forcing you hell bound and me, ill be sitting at the right hand

of the Father, and youll be the fukcn devils daughter

captainlaziness

You guys upped the game. Doin' more than a few lines, I'll give it a chance, but look at my name.

I don't know what to rap about, I'm all out of thoughts. F**k it, gimme the Jagermeister, I'll start takin' shots.

Get me nice and drunk and I'll fall down. Get in a fight with an umbrella then steal the Burger King's crown.

That's how I roll homie. Get real lit and the next day my poop is all foamy.

Yeah I went there, I know it's gross. But it's funnier than rappin' 'bout the pimps and the hos.

Speakin' of hos, I think I have crabs. I keep scratchin' my junk and I have little scabs.

"Eww gross." Yeah I did it again. I'd rap about cool stuff but I can't make it spin.

So I make jokes about poo and VD. You go with what you know and that's familiar to me.

So where does this rhyme end? "Men are from Mars and women are from Venus?"

Nope, I give props to GLC and say your mother's got a *****.

kloquewerk

is it me or does scion jon not know how to rhyme, honestly?