captainlaziness

Knockin' on the King of Pop's fun and all,
jokes about kids who can't say "stop."
You know, the ones that are little and like to crawl.

But let's give the guy a break. We all know he has issues.
like when he goes to Chucky Cheese, and needs a few tissues.

xdorkx

I think he's just a pedofile,
if he could, he'd have a new boy every mile!

kloquewerk

that's a sick a$$ rhyme
i really don't wanna know what he does in his spare time

kloquewerk

plus he's as white as can be...whiter than me
messin with them boys will it make burn when he pees

captainlaziness

Hey! Don't say that. I'm the king of VDs.
I make the jokes about gonorrhea, the Clap and herpes.

tC4italy

E' guerra e pace per la mia gente
oriente occidente
sempre piu' di frequente s'impone
condizione che non paga e un tot dei raga
sono in attesa della tregua giu' in strada
scena che non quadra perche' il sole non scalda
l'amore non brucia il silenzio non calma
o solo perche' il sangue non commuove
come una goccia che
cade nell'oceano quando piove
e' così va cosi' conta solo il prezzo da pagare
per chi cerca amore
il braccio segue nella stecca la otto in buca
chi perde paga la fortuna e' cieca
hai visto mai cambiasse il mondo
il mondo non cambia rabbia
rivoluzione per la gente nella mente serve
unita' divise come lo yin e lo yang
come lo yoni e il lingam
l'euforia dopo il dramma
dilemma interno bene
male paradiso e inferno
guerra e pace in ogni via lo scenario odierno
qui s'impara in fretta ad andare a tempo
per un'ora d'amore
segue un'ora per lo sbattimento
cento probabilita' su cento
il centro in movimento e' dentro
lottano ragioni e sentimento
proiezioni cercano l'esterno bucano lo schermo
niente puo' restare fermo
no futuro nel dolore della guerra
pace per la gente sulla terra ma va da se che...

Neffa

kloquewerk

ok, that's enough...translation please
if you cant speak english
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave

tC4italy

I know english all rite and that's talking bout peace
the only language missin from my lips is chinese

kloquewerk

speakin of lips, the one between your hips
the only thing missin, is this french mexican

ok, that kinda rhymed

tCTaco

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captainlaziness

Chinese? You mean like Top Ramen noodles?
The ones that are all curly, like the hair on a poodle?

tC4italy

trying to win the battle making me horny
won't get u anywhere Mr. Corny

this is hilarious

kloquewerk

you said makin you horny, that means it worked
but you won't get **** from me from but a laugh and a smirk

tC4italy

that's no problem for all I got
any idiot will drop

since i'm above most girls, morals ahead
no pimp wanna be can give this head


(doh i hope head can be used to girls too? i dunno...)

captainlaziness

Wait, did you say 'head?' That's my favorite, in a car or in bed.
At this point it's the only thing that will tear me from this thread.

kloquewerk

the term head can be used, for males and females too
now drop to your knees and do what you came to do

tC4italy

why ask me if you can do it to yrself
just gotta get rid of a rib like maryln manson

kloquewerk

that didn't rhyme

tC4italy

also this didn't

kloquewerk

worked and smirk....that rhymes