FrankenScion

^ did you get a car for b-day?

< wrong timezone for bbq

v goinna get drunk and go to a strip club tonight

BlkSandPrlTurbotC

^ is stupid for drinking

< is not going to get drunk and go to a strip club
i have to get up at 5am to head for Hagerstown

V secretly loves me

sweetmaryland89

^ that was supposed to b a secret.. thanks alot. haha

< needs to decide on what to wear. AH! lol.

v doesn't take forever to pick out an outfit like me.

Biggie_Shorty

^ Wrong, I've been picking it all day!
< Drinking a coffee, even though I have to be out of the house at 10.
v Does your dollar really go further at KFC?

ScionxR

^ yes but at McDonalds my dollar gets me fries AND a Big Mac after 10pm

< has ate Mc Donalds twice a day for a week and is still healthy

V Has one hour before 6am and McDonalds considers it breakfast then the free Big Macs will cost $2.50

FrankenScion

^ um....nope

< eating homemade breakfast

v wishes they had a wife like mine

WheelSee

^ is she hott...this thread is worthless without pics

< is going to the Mid-Atl BBQ should be off the chain

V missed me while I was workng my "fun" job yesterday(BTW I work for Merriweather Post Pavillion)

FrankenScion

^ homosaywhat?

< yes she is hot...and we have never had an argument

v and no I'm not posting pics so all you leg humpers can see her

ScionxR

^never had an argument cuz hes submissive to his wife

< never humped a leg

v has a leg humping chihuha

Biggie_Shorty

^ Those things are incredibly hard to train, so no.
< Still tired from the Mid-Atlantic bBQ and is already signed up for the next one.
v Is impressed (or maybe relieved) that I revived the thread after almost 24 hours.

melongunner

^ You betcha I am
< Had a blast at the BBQ and got a super-cool farmer's tan
v Morla?

grizzly_choppers

^ wrong, it's me!

< did my thing as emcee of the Battle of the Bands this weekend. Way cool.

v thinks it's cool that I snubbed the local radio geek at the bar afterward.

melongunner

^ You're darn tootin' I do
< Through makin' requests on the radio because they never have what I want them to play.
v Also finds it hard to believe that radio stations could have such a pathetic collection of records

FrankenScion

^ very hard to believe

< thinks they just don't want to play it

v listens to Polka 24/7

brekdown59

^ wrong i only like "in heaven they dont serve beer thats why i like it here."

<has the worlds biggest headache and she wont go home.

v needs to wipe a few more times

Kzuki

^ How'd you know

< Is taking classes on wiping!

v Has bigger issues than wiping

melongunner

^ I didn't know there was such a thing
< Craving a decent burger
v Med Rare?

grizzly_choppers

^ no, like mine cooked

< is about to do a hate crime against my boss' new POS Dell! This thing sucks!

v gonna lend me a hammer...

brekdown59

^ It will be there on wednesday

< found out yesterday that i dont like liver and onions

v will pay for postage to send that hammer

unik_one

^ as long as I don't have to over-night it
< has a BBQ tan
v will get me a Mocha Frappacino