10 years from now?
06-13-2007, 06:07 PM
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Re: 10 years from now?
Originally Posted by krustytheclown
Originally Posted by seattledave
"Daveology passes Christianity as world's #1 religion"
Recently elected President "Dave" kicks out all mexicans, legal or not, mandates marijuana use among women during menstration, and institutionalizes his new 3 strikes and your out rule for drivers(#1 old, #2 asian, #3 women).
When asked what else he has instore for the united states and the planet, dave replies "pet monkies, and no more rap".
Recently elected President "Dave" kicks out all mexicans, legal or not, mandates marijuana use among women during menstration, and institutionalizes his new 3 strikes and your out rule for drivers(#1 old, #2 asian, #3 women).
When asked what else he has instore for the united states and the planet, dave replies "pet monkies, and no more rap".
06-13-2007, 06:14 PM
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probably dead. i've said if i'm not married withkids by 30 i'd kill myself
and by the way things have been going the past 5 years or so , and the way the future looks , i hold no hope
and by the way things have been going the past 5 years or so , and the way the future looks , i hold no hope
06-13-2007, 06:21 PM
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Re: 10 years from now?
Originally Posted by seattledave
Originally Posted by krustytheclown
Originally Posted by seattledave
"Daveology passes Christianity as world's #1 religion"
Recently elected President "Dave" kicks out all mexicans, legal or not, mandates marijuana use among women during menstration, and institutionalizes his new 3 strikes and your out rule for drivers(#1 old, #2 asian, #3 women).
When asked what else he has instore for the united states and the planet, dave replies "pet monkies, and no more rap".
Recently elected President "Dave" kicks out all mexicans, legal or not, mandates marijuana use among women during menstration, and institutionalizes his new 3 strikes and your out rule for drivers(#1 old, #2 asian, #3 women).
When asked what else he has instore for the united states and the planet, dave replies "pet monkies, and no more rap".
06-13-2007, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by hotbox05
probably dead. i've said if i'm not married withkids by 30 i'd kill myself
06-13-2007, 06:55 PM
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LMAO... Cause the mormons are the only ones to claim to have a scripture written with divine intervention... Riiiiiggggghhhht...
06-13-2007, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by hotbox05
probably dead. i've said if i'm not married withkids by 30 i'd kill myself
06-13-2007, 08:09 PM
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ic . ha ha
well i do want kids at some point , being single is leading to either being a man ***** or being celibate , and I don't want to be an old parent and old grandparent.
I don't wanna be one of the 50 something year old high school kids parent.
well i do want kids at some point , being single is leading to either being a man ***** or being celibate , and I don't want to be an old parent and old grandparent.
I don't wanna be one of the 50 something year old high school kids parent.
06-13-2007, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by hotbox05
ic . ha ha
well i do want kids at some point , being single is leading to either being a man ***** or being celibate , and I don't want to be an old parent and old grandparent.
I don't wanna be one of the 50 something year old high school kids parent.
well i do want kids at some point , being single is leading to either being a man ***** or being celibate , and I don't want to be an old parent and old grandparent.
I don't wanna be one of the 50 something year old high school kids parent.
From experience i'll tell you, you should secretly get your tubes tied, and develop a taste for 18-20 years olds(that way they need you to buy them alcohol) with low self esteem. REAL relationships only last a year or 2 anyway.
O, remember, ugly people don't fall in love, they settle.
06-13-2007, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by citizen01
LMAO... Cause the mormons are the only ones to claim to have a scripture written with divine intervention... Riiiiiggggghhhht...
06-13-2007, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by krustytheclown
Originally Posted by citizen01
LMAO... Cause the mormons are the only ones to claim to have a scripture written with divine intervention... Riiiiiggggghhhht...
06-13-2007, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by seattledave
Originally Posted by hotbox05
ic . ha ha
well i do want kids at some point , being single is leading to either being a man ***** or being celibate , and I don't want to be an old parent and old grandparent.
I don't wanna be one of the 50 something year old high school kids parent.
well i do want kids at some point , being single is leading to either being a man ***** or being celibate , and I don't want to be an old parent and old grandparent.
I don't wanna be one of the 50 something year old high school kids parent.
From experience i'll tell you, you should secretly get your tubes tied, and develop a taste for 18-20 years olds(that way they need you to buy them alcohol) with low self esteem. REAL relationships only last a year or 2 anyway.
O, remember, ugly people don't fall in love, they settle.
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