accident
08-23-2007, 10:47 AM
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accident
This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop
light because I was not really paying attention.
had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late. 'Great, just great', I said
The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.
He was a dwarf!
He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.
He said, 'I'm not happy'...
To which I replied, 'Well..... which one are you then?'
I know....I'm going to hell..........
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop
light because I was not really paying attention.
had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late. 'Great, just great', I said
The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.
He was a dwarf!
He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.
He said, 'I'm not happy'...
To which I replied, 'Well..... which one are you then?'
I know....I'm going to hell..........
08-23-2007, 05:21 PM
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Re: accident
Originally Posted by Smuckers
This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop
light because I was not really paying attention.
had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late. 'Great, just great', I said
The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.
He was a dwarf!
He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.
He said, 'I'm not happy'...
To which I replied, 'Well..... which one are you then?'
I know....I'm going to hell..........
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop
light because I was not really paying attention.
had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late. 'Great, just great', I said
The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.
He was a dwarf!
He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.
He said, 'I'm not happy'...
To which I replied, 'Well..... which one are you then?'
I know....I'm going to hell..........
Haven't heard a good joke in a while
08-23-2007, 08:17 PM
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AAAAAHAHAHAHA DUDE YOU HAVE TO BE MY NEW FRIEND OH MAN! Thats worse then the time I was waiting in line at Mcdonalds and this lady was trying to chose between a salad and a big mac and I said "look im in a real hurry, I dont know why you have to take 5 minuites to decide. If you get the salad your just going to come back for the big mac anyways so get both and end it.
Ill race you to hell? haha
Ill race you to hell? haha
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