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06-04-2007, 07:59 PM

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and when a 20 year old looks like shes 15.

why on earth would THAT suck!?!?

06-04-2007, 08:03 PM

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You know, I've got some jokes that could really take this thread down...

06-04-2007, 08:10 PM

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If you don't want to post them, you can PM them to me........

06-04-2007, 08:26 PM

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Just post them.

but post them in this font size, mods can't read it if it is in this font size. It's a fact.

06-04-2007, 08:35 PM

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we shouldn't encourage him to do things that might anger the mods........

06-04-2007, 08:46 PM

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we shouldn't encourage him to do things that might anger the mods........

The mod Gods are one thing, but I'm much more concerned about the Feds. these jokes are for oral presnetation only strictly for plausble deniability purposes. And with the cameras/mics all over the place, even that's getting sketchy.

06-05-2007, 12:52 AM

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and when a 20 year old looks like shes 15.

why on earth would THAT suck!?!?

Lol, let me rephrase that. When a 25 year old looks pre-pubescent.

06-05-2007, 01:11 AM

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the internet has eyes

06-05-2007, 01:21 AM

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seriously where were the 16 year old ho's when I was like 14-18 years old? lol.

06-05-2007, 08:30 AM

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and when a 20 year old looks like shes 15.

why on earth would THAT suck!?!?

Lol, let me rephrase that. When a 25 year old looks pre-pubescent.

06-05-2007, 12:52 PM

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seriously where were the 16 year old ho's when I was like 14-18 years old? lol.

If you have a daughter, you may not want to read any further here.....

Have you heard about these middle school oral sex parties?

06-05-2007, 01:10 PM

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gross.

06-05-2007, 02:48 PM

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Hey, if she's old enough to cross the street.....

Shes old enough to get hit!

:LOL:

06-05-2007, 02:49 PM

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still groos...but that was funny

06-05-2007, 02:59 PM

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seriously where were the 16 year old ho's when I was like 14-18 years old? lol.

If you have a daughter, you may not want to read any further here.....

Have you heard about these middle school oral sex parties?

I've heard this before, but I can't remember the punch line.

06-05-2007, 03:02 PM

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If there's grass on the field play ball.

I like my girls like I like my wine. French, White, and 10 years old.

Dear FBI, NSA, CIA, ATF, CTU, KGB, MI6, and Secret Service that was merely a joke and does not accurately describe my taste in women. Please do not arrest me.

06-05-2007, 03:03 PM

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Thank god there is a punch line. I didn't know it was a joke.

06-05-2007, 03:29 PM

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If there's grass on the field play ball.

I like my girls like I like my wine. French, White, and 10 years old.

Dear FBI, NSA, CIA, ATF, CTU, KGB, MI6, and Secret Service that was merely a joke and does not accurately describe my taste in women. Please do not arrest me.

The version I heard was much worse.. "If there's grass on the field, play ball. If not, play in the mud."

06-05-2007, 03:42 PM

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seriously where were the 16 year old ho's when I was like 14-18 years old? lol.

If you have a daughter, you may not want to read any further here.....

Have you heard about these middle school oral sex parties?

I've heard this before, but I can't remember the punch line.

Unfortunately, there's no punchline. Today's middle school girls (or at least the middle school girls from about 3-4 years ago) are, well, let's just say they don't consider oral to be sex, and they don't think they can get any diseases from it either.