Ahoy! Today be talk like a pirate day! All ye scurvy land lubbers must talk like a pirate today! Arrr!

For ye enjoyment: SOME GROG! ARRRR!!!!


And for some additional fun:

The Top 10 Pirate pickup lines!

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?

And....
1. Prepare to be boarded.

Arrr!

 

I wanted to talk like a pirate at work... but they said no :-(

 

I had no one to talk to yesterday, work was way slow and my roommate was at school and work all day
(lowers head) gyarrrrr