HeathenBrewing

THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE
IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER
TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR
ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND
TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A
BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,
I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY
SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS
BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER
EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY."

SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN
ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
ANY FUSS.

I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON .

wonmyxB

LOLThat's great

etli

ROFLMAO

Hmm so, the first class section of the plane separates during the landing process and continues on to somewhere else.

HeathenBrewing

Two blondes are walking down the street. One says Look at that dog with one eye. The other one covers one eye and says, "Where?".

tC4italy

what do a line of blondes make?

a wind tunnel

jct

how do you get a blond off her knee's (ooops thats a dirty joke i shouldn't post the answer)

jct

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived .....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... And squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men.... Are men

BYeRhONe

^ troof.

zdawg913

haha thats good....

salteen

A blonde enters the library, goes up to the attendant at the counter and says "Could I please have a big mac and a large fry?".

The attendant looks at her like she's crazy and says "This is a library"

The blonde bends closer to the lady and whispers quietly in her ear "Could I please have a big mac and a large fry?"

tC4italy

nice

jct

copy and paste and thats how i found it and don't take it as screaming/yelling pls

A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE
NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM.

HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING AND PANTING.
"WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS.
"I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN.
HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!"

THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR.
SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR.
"YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND
YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"

tC4italy

heard it before, awsome. So the guy was blonde eh