Bumper stickers
12-29-2005, 06:07 PM
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Bumper stickers
Perhaps not as popular as in the 70's and 80's, but bumper stickers are still around.
Here are a few that I recently saw:
I love to fart
Customer Service: How may I suggest you go *uck yourself
Buck Fush
I love midget ****
Gas, grass or ___, no one rides for free
Bad cop, no donut
No pushing from behind, that's how AIDS started
Yuck Bush
Keep honking, I'm re-loading
Finish your beer. There's sober kids in India
take a poop
Here are a few that I recently saw:
I love to fart
Customer Service: How may I suggest you go *uck yourself
Buck Fush
I love midget ****
Gas, grass or ___, no one rides for free
Bad cop, no donut
No pushing from behind, that's how AIDS started
Yuck Bush
Keep honking, I'm re-loading
Finish your beer. There's sober kids in India
take a poop
12-29-2005, 06:19 PM
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Unless you're a hemoroid get off my a$$
For a small town, you guys sure seem to have a lot of A$$HOLES
Drunk Texas Fratboy Drives Country Into Ditch
Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing it's Idiot
Bush is a Douche (Swear to God I saw this one!)
Hmm... Have to keep thinkin on this one...
For a small town, you guys sure seem to have a lot of A$$HOLES
Drunk Texas Fratboy Drives Country Into Ditch
Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing it's Idiot
Bush is a Douche (Swear to God I saw this one!)
Hmm... Have to keep thinkin on this one...
12-30-2005, 04:38 AM
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some i found funny
nuke the ___ whales for jesus
i don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.
the weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
if you can't see me in my mirror, i'm a vampire. (trailer of a big rig)
visualize whorled peas.
welcome to california now go home
nuke the ___ whales for jesus
i don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.
the weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
if you can't see me in my mirror, i'm a vampire. (trailer of a big rig)
visualize whorled peas.
welcome to california now go home
12-30-2005, 02:06 PM
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Sex on TV doesnt hurt... unless you fall off.
Keep honking, Im reloading.
Jesus Loves you, everyone else thinks your a d!ck.
Were are we going, and why am in this Handbasket?
My least favorite:
get in, sit down, hold on, shut up.
it used to be funny, till EVERYONE had one.
Keep honking, Im reloading.
Jesus Loves you, everyone else thinks your a d!ck.
Were are we going, and why am in this Handbasket?
My least favorite:
get in, sit down, hold on, shut up.
it used to be funny, till EVERYONE had one.
12-30-2005, 06:20 PM
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NO... not car... it's RIDE... (which now makes a lot more sense, huh?) 
I've also seen:
My other ride is your daughter
Your little princess is my little *****
The Semi/Sexual Fantasy one is hilarious THansenite!!
Most annoying ones after a while for me are:
I have PMS and a loaded handgun. Any questions?
No fat chicks, car (or truck) will scrape
I go from Zero to B!TCH in 3.6 seconds.
Campaign stickers for any time that Nader, Perot or that dumbass who wanted the wall built between the US and Mexico... anytime they ran for President
I've also seen:
My other ride is your daughter
Your little princess is my little *****
The Semi/Sexual Fantasy one is hilarious THansenite!!
Most annoying ones after a while for me are:
I have PMS and a loaded handgun. Any questions?
No fat chicks, car (or truck) will scrape
I go from Zero to B!TCH in 3.6 seconds.
Campaign stickers for any time that Nader, Perot or that dumbass who wanted the wall built between the US and Mexico... anytime they ran for President
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12-30-2005, 11:51 PM
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01-04-2006, 03:44 PM
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How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
Work harder,
Millions on welfare depend on you
Yes, this is my truck
No, I wont help you move
If I am a pain in the ___, use more lubricant
My karma ran over your dogma
I need a DEER
If u r what u eat, I am fast, cheap n easy
Practice safe sex
Go *uck yourself!
Coffee ****
Work harder,
Millions on welfare depend on you
Yes, this is my truck
No, I wont help you move
If I am a pain in the ___, use more lubricant
My karma ran over your dogma
I need a DEER
If u r what u eat, I am fast, cheap n easy
Practice safe sex
Go *uck yourself!
Coffee ****
01-06-2006, 05:41 PM
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Breast inspection 20 ft ahead
(please have'em out)
I'll get on my knees, when you get on your elbows
Born again virgin
I am straight but not narrow
Does this *ick in my mouth make me look ___?
Don't lie about your *enis if I am going to see it later!
Assume the position please
Welcome to America
Now speak english
God made pot
Man made beer
Who do u trust?
Breast inspection 20 ft ahead
(please have'em out)
I'll get on my knees, when you get on your elbows
Born again virgin
I am straight but not narrow
Does this *ick in my mouth make me look ___?
Don't lie about your *enis if I am going to see it later!
Assume the position please
Welcome to America
Now speak english
God made pot
Man made beer
Who do u trust?
01-06-2006, 05:53 PM
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While I can appreciate the humor in some of them, it really bugs me to see bumper stickers that are vulgar or have profanity on them. Don't people realize that anything they stick on the outside of their car will be read by kids?
