Bumper stickers
01-11-2006, 04:30 PM
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This is it, I don't have another car.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!
Boldly going nowhere.
Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
Honk if anything falls off.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
I'm just driving this way to make you mad.
If you are psychic- think "HONK"
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your *ss?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I don't brake.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!
Boldly going nowhere.
Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
Honk if anything falls off.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
I'm just driving this way to make you mad.
If you are psychic- think "HONK"
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your *ss?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I don't brake.
01-14-2006, 04:45 PM
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Get in, sit down, hold on, shut up
www.offmyass.com
Drive it like you stole it
Real don't drive hummers, they give 'em
If you're gonna ride me *ss, at least buy me dinner first
I munch carpet
Born OK the first time
Horn broken, watch for finger
Men age like wine, women age like milk
Ball busting feminazi _____ from hell
YOU GO GIRL and stay there
who needs brains with **** like these
If you get any closer, I'll fart
Unmarked police car
Ax me bout ebonics
Support police, beat yourself up
wife n dog missing, reward for dog
www.offmyass.com
Drive it like you stole it
Real don't drive hummers, they give 'em
If you're gonna ride me *ss, at least buy me dinner first
I munch carpet
Born OK the first time
Horn broken, watch for finger
Men age like wine, women age like milk
Ball busting feminazi _____ from hell
YOU GO GIRL and stay there
who needs brains with **** like these
If you get any closer, I'll fart
Unmarked police car
Ax me bout ebonics
Support police, beat yourself up
wife n dog missing, reward for dog
01-14-2006, 05:03 PM
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"all i got for christmas was a sweater, but i asked for a moaner or a screamer"
i eat paste.
i poke badgers with spoons
life is like a s%^t sandwich the more bread you have the less s%^t you have to eat
i eat paste.
i poke badgers with spoons
life is like a s%^t sandwich the more bread you have the less s%^t you have to eat
01-15-2006, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by vegasdriver
Get in, sit down, hold on, shut up
www.offmyass.com
Drive it like you stole it
Real woimen don't drive hummers, they give 'em
If you're gonna ride me *ss, at least buy me dinner first
I munch carpet
Born OK the first time
Horn broken, watch for finger
Men age like wine, women age like milk
Ball busting feminazi biscuit(*itch) from hell
YOU GO GIRL and stay there
who needs brains with **** like these
If you get any closer, I'll fart
Unmarked police car
Ax me bout ebonics
Support police, beat yourself up
wife n dog missing, reward for dog
www.offmyass.com
Drive it like you stole it
Real woimen don't drive hummers, they give 'em
If you're gonna ride me *ss, at least buy me dinner first
I munch carpet
Born OK the first time
Horn broken, watch for finger
Men age like wine, women age like milk
Ball busting feminazi biscuit(*itch) from hell
YOU GO GIRL and stay there
who needs brains with **** like these
If you get any closer, I'll fart
Unmarked police car
Ax me bout ebonics
Support police, beat yourself up
wife n dog missing, reward for dog
01-15-2006, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by vegasdriver
Originally Posted by vegasdriver
Get in, sit down, hold on, shut up
www.offmyass.com
Drive it like you stole it
Real women don't drive hummers, they give 'em
If you're gonna ride me *ss, at least buy me dinner first
I munch carpet
Born OK the first time
Horn broken, watch for finger
Men age like wine, women age like milk
Ball busting feminazi biscuit(*itch) from hell
YOU GO GIRL and stay there
who needs brains with **** like these
If you get any closer, I'll fart
Unmarked police car
Ax me bout ebonics
Support police, beat yourself up
wife n dog missing, reward for dog
www.offmyass.com
Drive it like you stole it
Real women don't drive hummers, they give 'em
If you're gonna ride me *ss, at least buy me dinner first
I munch carpet
Born OK the first time
Horn broken, watch for finger
Men age like wine, women age like milk
Ball busting feminazi biscuit(*itch) from hell
YOU GO GIRL and stay there
who needs brains with **** like these
If you get any closer, I'll fart
Unmarked police car
Ax me bout ebonics
Support police, beat yourself up
wife n dog missing, reward for dog
01-22-2006, 05:04 PM
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