Cars you just flat out don't like
09-16-2010 | 06:50 PM
#41
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Scikotics
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MOPAR is crap IMO. Power yes, handling, no. Reliability, no. Some of the old original mopar was decent.. but not the "new" mopar crap. Unless you like buying parts and replacing transmissions.
Not mopar really, but on the new dodge thing... I got a v6 charger for a rental a couple of weeks ago. That thing sucked. HUUUUUUGGGGGEEEE feeling vehicle. Would rather park a full sized pickup lol
Not mopar really, but on the new dodge thing... I got a v6 charger for a rental a couple of weeks ago. That thing sucked. HUUUUUUGGGGGEEEE feeling vehicle. Would rather park a full sized pickup lol
09-16-2010 | 08:02 PM
#43
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AlphaSquad
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From: Rancho Cucamonga, CA
09-16-2010 | 09:06 PM
#45
At least if you're on the inside, you don't have to look at it.
09-16-2010 | 09:12 PM
#46
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 16,638
From: Parsippany, NJ
Acura:
TL - It's an Accord EX with leather instead of pleather
TSX - ____tier version of the TL.
RDX - It looks like it has AIDS
RSX - Ultimate Ricerboy car, especially when the buyer knows what JDM means.
Audi:
TT - The old ones, I actually like the new ones.
A4 - Why anyone would pay $40,000 for a Jetta just blows my mind.
Q5 - Go away.
Q7 - It's a Q5 on Cialis.
BMW:
1-Series - It looks like a pregnant cat that just ran into a wall.
6-Series - S5 > You, burn.
X3 - Go away.
X5 - They ruined it by catering to the 45 year old slore demographic.
Buick:
Everything minus the LaCrosse.
Cadillac:
Everything minus the CTS-V
Include the Escalade in that list 14 more times. Slore vehicle.
Chevy:
Malibu - Stop trying. Seriously, stop trying.
Impala - No.
Aveo - Seriously?
HHR - Yes, let's take an example from Chrysler and make a copy of the uber successful PT Cruise! Wait a minute... ____ing retarded vehicle.
Avalanche - If I'm buying a truck, I'm buying a truck. If I'm buying an SUV, I'm buying an SUV. Go away, you useless piece of ____.
Making this list has made me realize that Chevy ____ing sucks. Corvette and Camaro can stay, everything else, GTFO.
Chrysler:
There is a reason why they've gone bankrupt 14 times.
Dodge:
:facepalm:
Ford:
Finally, some redemption...
Explorationedition - Do they even make these any more?
GMC:
You're nothing more than a rebadged pile of poop.
Honda:
Ridgeline - The truck designed specifically for the soccer mom who doesn't put out. I can't believe it's still being made.
Hummer:
The slogan "Like nothing else" fits very well. You're like nothing else because no one is dumb enough to manufacture a vehicle as ____ty as yours. No wonder GM said kthxbai.
Hyundai:
Santa Fe - No need to have a small crossover, a slightly larger crossover, and a not quite full size crossover. Useless.
Azera - Who the ____ is buying this thing? Either save $5,000 and get the Sonata, or dish out the extra $5,000 for the Genesis. Useless.
Infiniti:
G37 - Ugh. The ultimate guido/ette mobile.
QX - Whoever designed that thing needs to get...forget it, I don't feel like getting banned again.
EX - Oh look, a Nissan Rog...wait, what?
FX - Oh look, a Nissan Mura...wait, why is this $6,000 more than the Murano?
Jaguar:
No thanks.
Jeep:
Everything that doesn't have Wranlger or Cherokee in the name. What is the point of offering 13 different SUVs that all do the same thing?
Kia:
Everything minus the Forte. If the Forte becomes the new tC, then add the Forte to that list.
Land Rover:
That supercharged one.
Lexus:
ES - Boring
LS - Yawn
IS - I fell asleep last week
LFA - The most useless automobile ever created. I'd rather buy a 458.
Basically, all Lexus's.
Lincoln:
Why bother?
Mazda:
RX-8 - You suck.
Mercedes:
Anything with Black in the name
G - It gives me a headache just thinking about it
SLS - No.
Mercury:
Didn't Ford tell Mercury to eat ____ and die?
Mini:
Cooper Vert - Crowned the new, ultimate vagina mobile.
Clubman - Go. Away.
Mitsubishi:
I've never met a single person who wanted a second Mitsubishi after owning one.
Nissan:
Not a single Nissan I'd want to buy.
Pontiac:
Lol
Saturn:
They dead.
Scion:
:doublefacepalm:
Subaru:
Tribeca - Why continue making the Tribeca when the Outback is the new SUV?
Outback - Go back to wagon form please.
Suzuki:
Don't even know a single Suzuki model other than the Swift, do we even get the Swift?
Toyota:
I might go over the character limit if I go over every one. Basically, everything minus the Tacoma.
VW:
Beetle - No.
Eos - Who would want this?
That about covers it.
TL - It's an Accord EX with leather instead of pleather
TSX - ____tier version of the TL.
RDX - It looks like it has AIDS
RSX - Ultimate Ricerboy car, especially when the buyer knows what JDM means.
Audi:
TT - The old ones, I actually like the new ones.
A4 - Why anyone would pay $40,000 for a Jetta just blows my mind.
Q5 - Go away.
Q7 - It's a Q5 on Cialis.
BMW:
1-Series - It looks like a pregnant cat that just ran into a wall.
6-Series - S5 > You, burn.
X3 - Go away.
X5 - They ruined it by catering to the 45 year old slore demographic.
Buick:
Everything minus the LaCrosse.
Cadillac:
Everything minus the CTS-V
Include the Escalade in that list 14 more times. Slore vehicle.
Chevy:
Malibu - Stop trying. Seriously, stop trying.
Impala - No.
Aveo - Seriously?
HHR - Yes, let's take an example from Chrysler and make a copy of the uber successful PT Cruise! Wait a minute... ____ing retarded vehicle.
Avalanche - If I'm buying a truck, I'm buying a truck. If I'm buying an SUV, I'm buying an SUV. Go away, you useless piece of ____.
Making this list has made me realize that Chevy ____ing sucks. Corvette and Camaro can stay, everything else, GTFO.
Chrysler:
There is a reason why they've gone bankrupt 14 times.
Dodge:
:facepalm:
Ford:
Finally, some redemption...
Explorationedition - Do they even make these any more?
GMC:
You're nothing more than a rebadged pile of poop.
Honda:
Ridgeline - The truck designed specifically for the soccer mom who doesn't put out. I can't believe it's still being made.
Hummer:
The slogan "Like nothing else" fits very well. You're like nothing else because no one is dumb enough to manufacture a vehicle as ____ty as yours. No wonder GM said kthxbai.
Hyundai:
Santa Fe - No need to have a small crossover, a slightly larger crossover, and a not quite full size crossover. Useless.
Azera - Who the ____ is buying this thing? Either save $5,000 and get the Sonata, or dish out the extra $5,000 for the Genesis. Useless.
Infiniti:
G37 - Ugh. The ultimate guido/ette mobile.
QX - Whoever designed that thing needs to get...forget it, I don't feel like getting banned again.
EX - Oh look, a Nissan Rog...wait, what?
FX - Oh look, a Nissan Mura...wait, why is this $6,000 more than the Murano?
Jaguar:
No thanks.
Jeep:
Everything that doesn't have Wranlger or Cherokee in the name. What is the point of offering 13 different SUVs that all do the same thing?
Kia:
Everything minus the Forte. If the Forte becomes the new tC, then add the Forte to that list.
Land Rover:
That supercharged one.
Lexus:
ES - Boring
LS - Yawn
IS - I fell asleep last week
LFA - The most useless automobile ever created. I'd rather buy a 458.
Basically, all Lexus's.
Lincoln:
Why bother?
Mazda:
RX-8 - You suck.
Mercedes:
Anything with Black in the name
G - It gives me a headache just thinking about it
SLS - No.
Mercury:
Didn't Ford tell Mercury to eat ____ and die?
Mini:
Cooper Vert - Crowned the new, ultimate vagina mobile.
Clubman - Go. Away.
Mitsubishi:
I've never met a single person who wanted a second Mitsubishi after owning one.
Nissan:
Not a single Nissan I'd want to buy.
Pontiac:
Lol
Saturn:
They dead.
Scion:
:doublefacepalm:
Subaru:
Tribeca - Why continue making the Tribeca when the Outback is the new SUV?
Outback - Go back to wagon form please.
Suzuki:
Don't even know a single Suzuki model other than the Swift, do we even get the Swift?
Toyota:
I might go over the character limit if I go over every one. Basically, everything minus the Tacoma.
VW:
Beetle - No.
Eos - Who would want this?
That about covers it.
09-16-2010 | 10:27 PM
#49
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AlphaSquad
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Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 8,102
From: Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Acura:
TL - It's an Accord EX with leather instead of pleather
TSX - ____tier version of the TL.
RDX - It looks like it has AIDS
RSX - Ultimate Ricerboy car, especially when the buyer knows what JDM means.
Audi:
TT - The old ones, I actually like the new ones.
A4 - Why anyone would pay $40,000 for a Jetta just blows my mind.
Q5 - Go away.
Q7 - It's a Q5 on Cialis.
BMW:
1-Series - It looks like a pregnant cat that just ran into a wall.
6-Series - S5 > You, burn.
X3 - Go away.
X5 - They ruined it by catering to the 45 year old slore demographic.
Buick:
Everything minus the LaCrosse.
Cadillac:
Everything minus the CTS-V
Include the Escalade in that list 14 more times. Slore vehicle.
Chevy:
Malibu - Stop trying. Seriously, stop trying.
Impala - No.
Aveo - Seriously?
HHR - Yes, let's take an example from Chrysler and make a copy of the uber successful PT Cruise! Wait a minute... ____ing retarded vehicle.
Avalanche - If I'm buying a truck, I'm buying a truck. If I'm buying an SUV, I'm buying an SUV. Go away, you useless piece of ____.
Making this list has made me realize that Chevy ____ing sucks. Corvette and Camaro can stay, everything else, GTFO.
Chrysler:
There is a reason why they've gone bankrupt 14 times.
Dodge:
:facepalm:
Ford:
Finally, some redemption...
Explorationedition - Do they even make these any more?
GMC:
You're nothing more than a rebadged pile of poop.
Honda:
Ridgeline - The truck designed specifically for the soccer mom who doesn't put out. I can't believe it's still being made.
Hummer:
The slogan "Like nothing else" fits very well. You're like nothing else because no one is dumb enough to manufacture a vehicle as ____ty as yours. No wonder GM said kthxbai.
Hyundai:
Santa Fe - No need to have a small crossover, a slightly larger crossover, and a not quite full size crossover. Useless.
Azera - Who the ____ is buying this thing? Either save $5,000 and get the Sonata, or dish out the extra $5,000 for the Genesis. Useless.
Infiniti:
G37 - Ugh. The ultimate guido/ette mobile.
QX - Whoever designed that thing needs to get...forget it, I don't feel like getting banned again.
EX - Oh look, a Nissan Rog...wait, what?
FX - Oh look, a Nissan Mura...wait, why is this $6,000 more than the Murano?
Jaguar:
No thanks.
Jeep:
Everything that doesn't have Wranlger or Cherokee in the name. What is the point of offering 13 different SUVs that all do the same thing?
Kia:
Everything minus the Forte. If the Forte becomes the new tC, then add the Forte to that list.
Land Rover:
That supercharged one.
Lexus:
ES - Boring
LS - Yawn
IS - I fell asleep last week
LFA - The most useless automobile ever created. I'd rather buy a 458.
Basically, all Lexus's.
Lincoln:
Why bother?
Mazda:
RX-8 - You suck.
Mercedes:
Anything with Black in the name
G - It gives me a headache just thinking about it
SLS - No.
Mercury:
Didn't Ford tell Mercury to eat ____ and die?
Mini:
Cooper Vert - Crowned the new, ultimate vagina mobile.
Clubman - Go. Away.
Mitsubishi:
I've never met a single person who wanted a second Mitsubishi after owning one.
Nissan:
Not a single Nissan I'd want to buy.
Pontiac:
Lol
Saturn:
They dead.
Scion:
:doublefacepalm:
Subaru:
Tribeca - Why continue making the Tribeca when the Outback is the new SUV?
Outback - Go back to wagon form please.
Suzuki:
Don't even know a single Suzuki model other than the Swift, do we even get the Swift?
Toyota:
I might go over the character limit if I go over every one. Basically, everything minus the Tacoma.
VW:
Beetle - No.
Eos - Who would want this?
That about covers it.
TL - It's an Accord EX with leather instead of pleather
TSX - ____tier version of the TL.
RDX - It looks like it has AIDS
RSX - Ultimate Ricerboy car, especially when the buyer knows what JDM means.
Audi:
TT - The old ones, I actually like the new ones.
A4 - Why anyone would pay $40,000 for a Jetta just blows my mind.
Q5 - Go away.
Q7 - It's a Q5 on Cialis.
BMW:
1-Series - It looks like a pregnant cat that just ran into a wall.
6-Series - S5 > You, burn.
X3 - Go away.
X5 - They ruined it by catering to the 45 year old slore demographic.
Buick:
Everything minus the LaCrosse.
Cadillac:
Everything minus the CTS-V
Include the Escalade in that list 14 more times. Slore vehicle.
Chevy:
Malibu - Stop trying. Seriously, stop trying.
Impala - No.
Aveo - Seriously?
HHR - Yes, let's take an example from Chrysler and make a copy of the uber successful PT Cruise! Wait a minute... ____ing retarded vehicle.
Avalanche - If I'm buying a truck, I'm buying a truck. If I'm buying an SUV, I'm buying an SUV. Go away, you useless piece of ____.
Making this list has made me realize that Chevy ____ing sucks. Corvette and Camaro can stay, everything else, GTFO.
Chrysler:
There is a reason why they've gone bankrupt 14 times.
Dodge:
:facepalm:
Ford:
Finally, some redemption...
Explorationedition - Do they even make these any more?
GMC:
You're nothing more than a rebadged pile of poop.
Honda:
Ridgeline - The truck designed specifically for the soccer mom who doesn't put out. I can't believe it's still being made.
Hummer:
The slogan "Like nothing else" fits very well. You're like nothing else because no one is dumb enough to manufacture a vehicle as ____ty as yours. No wonder GM said kthxbai.
Hyundai:
Santa Fe - No need to have a small crossover, a slightly larger crossover, and a not quite full size crossover. Useless.
Azera - Who the ____ is buying this thing? Either save $5,000 and get the Sonata, or dish out the extra $5,000 for the Genesis. Useless.
Infiniti:
G37 - Ugh. The ultimate guido/ette mobile.
QX - Whoever designed that thing needs to get...forget it, I don't feel like getting banned again.
EX - Oh look, a Nissan Rog...wait, what?
FX - Oh look, a Nissan Mura...wait, why is this $6,000 more than the Murano?
Jaguar:
No thanks.
Jeep:
Everything that doesn't have Wranlger or Cherokee in the name. What is the point of offering 13 different SUVs that all do the same thing?
Kia:
Everything minus the Forte. If the Forte becomes the new tC, then add the Forte to that list.
Land Rover:
That supercharged one.
Lexus:
ES - Boring
LS - Yawn
IS - I fell asleep last week
LFA - The most useless automobile ever created. I'd rather buy a 458.
Basically, all Lexus's.
Lincoln:
Why bother?
Mazda:
RX-8 - You suck.
Mercedes:
Anything with Black in the name
G - It gives me a headache just thinking about it
SLS - No.
Mercury:
Didn't Ford tell Mercury to eat ____ and die?
Mini:
Cooper Vert - Crowned the new, ultimate vagina mobile.
Clubman - Go. Away.
Mitsubishi:
I've never met a single person who wanted a second Mitsubishi after owning one.
Nissan:
Not a single Nissan I'd want to buy.
Pontiac:
Lol
Saturn:
They dead.
Scion:
:doublefacepalm:
Subaru:
Tribeca - Why continue making the Tribeca when the Outback is the new SUV?
Outback - Go back to wagon form please.
Suzuki:
Don't even know a single Suzuki model other than the Swift, do we even get the Swift?
Toyota:
I might go over the character limit if I go over every one. Basically, everything minus the Tacoma.
VW:
Beetle - No.
Eos - Who would want this?
That about covers it.
09-16-2010 | 10:29 PM
#50
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AlphaSquad
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Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 8,102
From: Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Come out here during our rush hr and duude you would hightail it back. LMAO. Everyone here is a racer from 6am til 10am and again from 4pm to 7pm. Even the Semi's want some. hahaha
09-16-2010 | 11:23 PM
#51
lol Carbon i think your list would be shorter if you just listed what you liked instead of disliked.
pignose 240's
92-95 civic sedans
Aztek
x2 on Guido g37/m45
Emo kids in Vdubs
dudes that drive 3/4gen eclipses
pignose 240's
92-95 civic sedans
Aztek
x2 on Guido g37/m45
Emo kids in Vdubs
dudes that drive 3/4gen eclipses
09-18-2010 | 05:53 AM
#58
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Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,845
From: La Habra, CA
Dude idk if I saw this right bu te airbox on the aveo is down behind the driver side fender...WTF??? I saw one on the street with a huge hole in the bumper and what looked like the cars airbox..I just don't see how that is a good design...
09-18-2010 | 05:22 PM
#59
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Scikotics
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,731
From: Minneapolis, MN
Carbon mainly only likes what he owns and hates all else. He was a tC guy, bought something else, now likes to come here and constantly bash scion. When he gets sick of the latest stuff he owns, he will hate on it when he buys something else 
I dont think the Aztec could be mentioned enough.. I think everyoone should mention it... most hideous vehicle ever
And I still see people driving them every day!
PT Cruisers and HHR's for sure . When I walk to the Aisle at National rental car I pray that those wont be the only thing left, I actually picked a dodge charger to avoid driving a PT cruiser a couple of weeks ago!
My problem is having a dad who works on em for a living, so I get to know the issues that arise after warranty is gone on all sorts of cars. Makes me leary of a lot of them. Mitsu is probably one of the worst I have seen come through his shop. If they were lucky enough to make it through warranty, then they fail in every way imaginable right after. Anything else DSM seems to be right down there too. Jeeps, dodge, etc all have a million issues and spend more time in the shop than not. And tranny issues have always been there in most of them. Nissans his customers own arent terrible, but when they break, they are hard and expensive to fix and good luck getting decent info from Nissan on them. Fords used to spend more time in his shop, but lately they are getting better and better honestly. And when you read the motors books they will support this. I have never been a Ford guy, but they are making leaps and bounds.
Toyotas tend to be the more reliable by far for the customers he has. He has countless Toyota owning customers who have 200,000 miles plus on them with only general maintenance. Hondas are about the same, but honestly seem to have more issues than the toyotas he works on by a small margin.
Chevy is back and forth. Some had particular issues (the octopus plastic intake manifold on some and the horrible floating sleeve issues on some of the modular engines for example) but many have few issues.. just not very exciting cars for a long time.
I dont think the Aztec could be mentioned enough.. I think everyoone should mention it... most hideous vehicle ever
And I still see people driving them every day! PT Cruisers and HHR's for sure . When I walk to the Aisle at National rental car I pray that those wont be the only thing left, I actually picked a dodge charger to avoid driving a PT cruiser a couple of weeks ago!
My problem is having a dad who works on em for a living, so I get to know the issues that arise after warranty is gone on all sorts of cars. Makes me leary of a lot of them. Mitsu is probably one of the worst I have seen come through his shop. If they were lucky enough to make it through warranty, then they fail in every way imaginable right after. Anything else DSM seems to be right down there too. Jeeps, dodge, etc all have a million issues and spend more time in the shop than not. And tranny issues have always been there in most of them. Nissans his customers own arent terrible, but when they break, they are hard and expensive to fix and good luck getting decent info from Nissan on them. Fords used to spend more time in his shop, but lately they are getting better and better honestly. And when you read the motors books they will support this. I have never been a Ford guy, but they are making leaps and bounds.
Toyotas tend to be the more reliable by far for the customers he has. He has countless Toyota owning customers who have 200,000 miles plus on them with only general maintenance. Hondas are about the same, but honestly seem to have more issues than the toyotas he works on by a small margin.
Chevy is back and forth. Some had particular issues (the octopus plastic intake manifold on some and the horrible floating sleeve issues on some of the modular engines for example) but many have few issues.. just not very exciting cars for a long time.
