kozmo

iTrader: (1)

http://omegle.com/



Chat with random people, one at a time. They don't know you, you don't know them. So you can say whatever you like, I know a bit lame, but it's fun making funny and rude conversations. It can be NWS.

CL65Pilot

Lol... this is fun.

kozmo

iTrader: (1)

lol yeah it is

RCZDesigns

i asked someone their asl for fun to be funny, and the guy called me a fktard and split.

how RUDE.


Stranger: female?
You: no, im looking too
You: LOL
Stranger: pwahahah
You: sausage fest
Stranger: no ____
You: LOL


Stranger: hmmm interestiing, well im 17 so i just started driving, im happy with my car
You: what is it
Stranger: Honda prius
You: um
You: fail
You: prius is toyota, lol
Stranger: i mean toyota prius and yes mega fail

kozmo

iTrader: (1)

lmao
this is great post up your conversations everyone lol

Matthews_Lewis_Racing6226

hahahaha

2006bluetc

good ____

RCZDesigns

start the convo off by saying your a straight male, watch how many times you just get disconnected immediately, lmao


nother good one

You: so how old are u
Stranger: 14
You: eek
You: keep it civil, i dont need dateline nbc at my door
Stranger: ok. i wasnt planning on flirting or anything
Stranger: *shudders*

2006bluetc

This was special

Stranger: hi
You: hi I am a straight male
Stranger: hi i'm a ___ female
Stranger: well this is silly
You: lol
You: so how are you?
Stranger: i'm good
Stranger: horny.
Stranger: but good
You: nice..sorry I can't help
Stranger: its ok beth's home at six
Stranger: ;)

Ro_Ja

I kinda figured you be posting in here. I'd like to see what kinda stuff captainlaziness comes up with. His responses are always witty and funny like yours. lol

RCZDesigns

lol i got more funny ones, but i want to see some other people posting in here before i ***** the whole topic out.

come on captain

one from my gf

Stranger: moin
You: hi
Stranger: bulaka wulaka
Stranger: i stole ur sole
You: my shoee@@@@!!!
Stranger: not ur shoe
Stranger: ur soule
Stranger: do u want it back?

omegle language barrier fail

kozmo

iTrader: (1)

You: im a straight male
Stranger: im a tree
You: i love trees
Stranger: i know
You: what kinda tree are you
Stranger: a naughty tree
Stranger: get the punn
You: OoOoOOoo
Stranger: although i should of said knotty
You: hahahahhaha
You: ill ____ a tree
Stranger: wow you are desperate
You: no im married
Stranger: potato poatato

captainlaziness

You: I took the red pill
Stranger: koo
You: and now i can dodge bullets
Stranger: nice
You: i think the blue pill gives you diarrhea
You: you're quite the conversationalist
Stranger: ya u 2
You: *sigh*
Stranger: wat
You: Words
You: they are dead
You: frm txtng
You: or however one would type that
Stranger: m or f
You: friday
You: mondays suck
You: tomorrow is friday
You: woot

RCZDesigns

lol this topic has epicwin written all over it

2006bluetc

very nice hahaha.. I bet the other person wanted to stab themselves after that

kozmo

iTrader: (1)

You: Are ya ready kids?
Stranger: mmm...
You: ?
Stranger: m or f ?
You: f
You: no m
You: no idk
Stranger: haha
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: male
You: i have a small *****
Stranger: bye?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i don't need to know...
You: do you??
Stranger: no comment

bye...

Stevemg

iTrader: (2)

You: i like stuff
Stranger: what kind of stuff?!
Stranger: really?!
You: really. i wouldnt lie to a total stranger
Stranger: but what kind of stuff?????!!!!!
You: all kinds, i suppose
You: im gonna post this convo in a forum, so say something funny please
Stranger: umm ok

captainlaziness

You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: straw
Stranger: straw?
You: you said hay
You: straw is kinda like hey
You: word association
Stranger: lmao oo
Stranger: i see
You: so yeah
You: thats all i got
Stranger: lol m or f?
You: friday. mondays suck
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: MALE* or FEMALE*
You: CAPS LOCK
Stranger: o_o
You: i reproduce by mitosis
Stranger: o_O
You: its pretty cool
Stranger: thats nicee
You: < _ >
Stranger: >_>
You: what's over there?
You: >_>
Stranger: o_o ur mom x]
Stranger: shes very nice
You: oh snap!
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: lol
You: my moms dead you know
You: gross dude
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: im sry..
You: its ok, the raccoon was put down
Stranger: o.o
You: x_X
Stranger: very sry
You: why?
Stranger: cuz they put her down
You: the raccoon?
Stranger: mhm
You: that damn raccoon killed my mom!
Stranger: D:
Stranger: x_x
Stranger: very sry it happened all 2gether
You: I DONT NEED YOUR SYMPATHY!!!1!!
Stranger: o_O
You: again with the little faces?
Stranger: yes..
You: is that what you do when you talk to people in real life?
You: just make faces at them?
Stranger: sure
You: thats pretty awesome
Stranger: yes sir or ma'am that is
You: i told you, mitosis. it's like both
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: ok
You: and i prefre to make gestures
Stranger: O_o
You: im gesturing right now
You: it like im waving
Stranger: o_o
You: but there's only one finger
Stranger: i see
You: the one in the middle
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: not nice -_-
You: why?
You: you're number one!
Stranger: o.o
You: *.*
Stranger: lmao wow
You: glad you could join us
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: im so lost
You: what? you need direction? mapquest that ____
Stranger: o_o no need 2 be rude >_>
You: rude?
You: ____?
You: .............
Stranger: o_o?
Stranger: huh
Stranger: ?/
You: i really feel like im doing most of the work in this relationship
Stranger: D: im sry
You: your eyes are under your mouth
You: whats up with that?
Stranger: no its a sad face -_-
Stranger: :[
You: i was looking the wrong way
You: reminds me of a pacman ghost
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: nicee
You: ....
You: nice only has one 'e'
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: NICE*
Stranger: happy?
You: you betcha!
You: tomorrow is friday!
You: woot!
Stranger: o_o
Stranger: yes yes im going out :D
You: like.....outside?
Stranger: duh?
Stranger: 2 go hang out with friends..?
You: ....
You: hang...ropes? jungle gym?
You: VINES!?!?
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: gosh no i am going 2 the movies with friends cuz its my b-day duh
You: i suppose one could also hang froma a lamp post
You: oh, well happy birthday
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: lol thnxz
You: i don't have birthdays, i have cleave days
Stranger: o_o
You: or i suppose we would be more appropriate
You: what movie?
Stranger: hmm idk yet
You: so you like popcorn?
Stranger: i guess..
You: i always get popcorn at the movies but i dont really like it
You: raisinets too
You: but i like those
Stranger: lol ooo! me 2 x] there my fav
Stranger: thier*
Stranger: their*
You: have you noticed that the box makes it look like there's way more candy in there than there actually is
You: ?
You: its like you open it up
You: and half is empty
You: WTF?!?
Stranger: lol ikr i get so sad wen that happens
You: i get mad
You: and then i get even!
Stranger: lol how?
You: i poop in one of the toilets, twice
Stranger: O_O
You: once in the normal spot and then the tank
You: known as upper decking
You: they see the floater i left
You: they flush it
You: the other poop shows up in the new water in little bits
Stranger: lmfao
You: they think the one turd is it...
You: but then they find more
You: just the opposite of the freaking raisinets
Stranger: D: thats not very good but i guess thats what they get

Stevemg

iTrader: (2)

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: so, you like, stuff?
Stranger: yeah
You: sweet! me too
You: were probably soul mates
Stranger: haha right
Stranger: asl?
You: oh, is the website for like, hooking up?
You: tell me a story...


ok, im done. That was fun for 5 mins. lol

Ro_Ja

omg captain