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Old 07-24-2009, 05:02 AM
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Stranger: what kind of tea do you like?
You: green
Stranger: me too
Stranger: I also like white tea
Stranger: it's really good. espically the strawberry flavored
You: white tea is good
Stranger: We have this stuff in a bottle
You: do you have tea parties?
Stranger: never heard of it
Stranger: what do you do?
You: invite people over to drink tea
Stranger: lol really?
You: yes
Stranger: That's it?
You: and have a dessert
Stranger: some people make tea out of weed
Stranger: I don't drink it though
Stranger: or smoke it.
You: me either
Stranger: that's good
You: yes
Stranger: I'm bored
You: so you need to have a tea party sometime
Stranger: Lol I'll try
Stranger: how many people do you invite?
You: they can get crazy
Stranger: lol how?
You: 10-15
Stranger: wow. thats too many
Stranger: my mom would get mad at all those people being here
You: people just start going crazy especially men and women
Stranger: do you have alot of tea parties
You: yes
Stranger: bahah
Stranger: do you play games?
You: yes we play tea bag
Stranger: wtf is that?
Stranger: throw tea bags at each other?
You: are you m or f?
Stranger: YOu can tea bag people on halo
Stranger: MMMM
Stranger: Ooh. wait. I know what that is
Stranger: you put your nut sack on someone..
You: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: that sounds like alot of fun
You: the ladies like it
Stranger: wow..
Stranger: tea parties can get dirty
You: yes
You: invite strippers and it's even better
Stranger: lmao. I don't think I have the money for that
Stranger: Why don't you just get vodka
You: just look for them on the street
Stranger: use vodka
Stranger: instead of tea
You: the "special tea" is way better
Stranger: lol what's that?
Stranger: vodka and tae
Stranger: tea
You: oh no no no
You: I chinese wise man taught me how to make it when I was learning kung fu
Stranger: how do you make it?
You: you need cocaine, vanilla bean, water, green tea leaves and opium
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: is it fun lol
You: yes
Stranger: ooh lol
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Old 07-24-2009, 06:46 AM
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...im now myspace friends with the other kid i was talking to?
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Old 07-24-2009, 06:56 AM
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Stranger: OMG EDWARD CULLEN
You: AWESOME!
Stranger: YOU LOVE TWILIGHT, TOO?!?!
You: zomg twilight!
Stranger: IT'S THE GREATEST THING EVER
You: TOTALLY!
Stranger: I THINK I LOVE YOU
You: guy or girl?
Stranger: DOESN'T MATTER
Stranger: TWILIGHT KNOWS NO GENDER
You: buuuuuuut this guy does
You: and if your a guy i dont swing for that team
Stranger: Okay. Goodbye then. =(
You: im sorry
Stranger: It's okay. I knew you could never love me from the start...Goodnight my sweet prince.

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Old 07-24-2009, 03:29 PM
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lmao

i ran out of good ones, me and my gf were talking to a girl from jersey for like 3 hours. Cool chick, tell you what.

and also i friended some kid from nebraska, hes a dude, but thats alright cause he brings the lul. I am going to convince him to buy a scion and join the clan. same with the girl, she drives a jeep friggin liberty :\
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Old 07-24-2009, 03:53 PM
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this is awesome!!! lol
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Old 07-24-2009, 04:00 PM
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I was looking to try to start ____ with people, but actually found a few people that I talked to forever
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Old 07-24-2009, 04:27 PM
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^same here. been talking to this girl from sweden for like 20 mins
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Old 07-24-2009, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by RCZDesigns
lmao

i ran out of good ones, me and my gf were talking to a girl from jersey for like 3 hours. Cool chick, tell you what.

and also i friended some kid from nebraska, hes a dude, but thats alright cause he brings the lul. I am going to convince him to buy a scion and join the clan. same with the girl, she drives a jeep friggin liberty :\
the real jeeps are powered by the mighty 4.0 not a 3.7 v-6
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Stranger: if you have webcam i will make you wet (only female i`m male) i have webcam too
You: omg. a webcam?!!?
You: how many megapizzzzzzorrrrzzz?!?!
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Old 07-24-2009, 04:53 PM
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: do you have *****?
You: man ***** that is
Stranger: pervert
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Old 07-24-2009, 05:19 PM
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You: I'm a ghost.
You: are you m or f
Stranger: f
Stranger: hi
You: hellow.
Stranger: ^^
You: I'm Casper.
You: I'm friendly.
Stranger: i know
You: What is your age? I need to know if it's okay if I sleep in your closet tonight.
Stranger: i want to know you more
Stranger: ha ha
You: I'm see through. What else is there to know?
Stranger: i'm18
Stranger: you sex
Stranger: male?
You: No, that would make me a ___ ghost.
You: I do not "sex male"
Stranger: uh.....
You: but I do however, send "sex mail".
You: Can I have your address?
Stranger: so you are female
You: I have no gender.
Stranger: of course
Stranger: msn ?
You: Many Sexy Nights?
You: Have you seen my movies?
You: They're not very sexual.
You: & I'm always naked.
Stranger: no ??
You: I have no "bits" so to speak.
You: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY MOVIE?!!?!?
Stranger: i;m ok
You: Head to your local movie store.
You: Or...
Stranger: or what
You: give me your address, I'll send you a copy.
Stranger: msn?
Stranger: friendily?
You: what is this many sexy nights you keep talking about?
Stranger: no
Stranger: in fact
You: you type slow.
Stranger: today is the first
Stranger: sorrry
You: what is?
Stranger: ?
You: you said today is the first
Stranger: talk about
Stranger: sexy
You: you want me to talk sexy to you?
Stranger: up to you
Stranger: that's ok
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: do you feel i'm odd?
You: I suppose....youre 18, so I won't have dateline nbc at my door.
You: .......why don't you have a seat over there?
Stranger: no
You: >:O
Stranger: why why why
You: zee zee zee?
You: no you are not odd.
Stranger: zee ?
Stranger: realy
You: after "y" comes "z", duh
You: I thought you were trying to be clever.
Stranger: lol thahs lol
Stranger: you are wrong
You: NO IM NOT.
Stranger: i'm atupid like pihs
Stranger: pigs
You: are you drunk?
You: how come youre not sharing?
You: YOURE SO SELFISH
You: AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU
Stranger: what
Stranger: if i do something wrong
You: YOU ALREADY HAVE
You: YOU DIDN'T SHARE THE AH-AH-AH-ALCOHOL
Stranger: ha ha ha
Stranger: you are humouous
You: humungous?
You: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!?!
Stranger: humorous
You: hummus?
You: I don't like hummus
Stranger: no just speak wrong
Stranger: ii said you are humorous like it
You: im humorous like hummus?
Stranger: you are humorous but not hummus
Stranger: please be happy!!!
Stranger: hello
You: i dont worry, im happy
You: hellow.
You: how low brown cow.
Stranger: what do you mean
Stranger: how low brpwn cow ?
You: i mean nothing.
You: YOU SUCK AT TYPING. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Stranger: un......
Stranger: i know
You: nun?
You: so now you want to go to a convent.
Stranger: let you boring
You: ur grammar skillz.
You: dey suckz.
You: ur boring me
You: i think i haz 2 disconnect
You: unless ju wahntz meh to say.
You: stay*
You: zomg. u haz rubbed off on me!
Stranger: stay
You: SHUT UP YOU WENCH, I FIXED IT
You: say something funny cuz I'm going to post this online.
Stranger: F-WORD (I'm keeping ScionLife clean but they dropped the F-bomb)
You: thats not funny.
You: try again
Stranger: you crazy
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Old 07-24-2009, 05:20 PM
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i guess same guy from before...LOL

Stranger: do you have *****?
You: stranger danger!!!
You: not yet
You: im only 14
Stranger: ****
Stranger: too young
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Old 07-24-2009, 05:31 PM
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Stranger: I'm 17 m Québec and baked as hell please talk
You: Hi.
You: HAHAHAHA
You: i like you already
You: although, I don't smoke weed.
You: I'm not too international savvy.
You: do you have the munchies?
Stranger: LOL I jsut finished mine
You: say something funny.
Stranger: Uh
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Uh
Stranger: how was copper wire invented
Stranger: 2 jews fighting over a penny
You: DAMMIT, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!
You: how was the grand canyon formed?
Stranger: HOW
You: a jew LOST a penny
Stranger: LMAOOO
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: lol thats great
Stranger: anyways mate do you have msn
You: How do you know jews are living nextdoor?
Stranger: how
You: There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline
Stranger: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: SIck
Stranger: okay yo you got msn
You: yes
You: and no
Stranger: add me marcmajor2002@hotmail.com
Stranger: no?
You: why?
Stranger: cause
Stranger: I am stoned and it is fun
You: are you going to spam me with ****?
Stranger: LMAO no that would be James
Stranger: my friend
Stranger: I am leaving now but I'll be back on tommorow stoned again
You: Was James your joint?
You: Jointy James?
Stranger: No I g2g addd me marcmajor2002
You: You smoked James
Stranger: no I didn!@
Stranger: He called me earlier
You: YES YOU DID
You: DONT LIE TO ME
Stranger: SCREW YOU
You: no!
You: I WILL NOT HAVE SEXY TIME WITH YOU
Stranger: WTH
Stranger: aRE YOU A DUDE
You: YOU ALREADY SEXY TIMED WITH JAMES!
Stranger: I am a dude
You: no....im not a dude
You: i swearz it.
Stranger: a man>
You: no.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: A boy
You: im a 22 yr old girl from California.
Stranger: a SHE MAN
You: OMG
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!?!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: I DUNNO
Stranger: lol
You: I NEVER THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD FIND OUT
You: ARE YOU MISS CLEO?!
Stranger: who
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: sotp that
You: miss cleo!!!!
Stranger: adfasdfawet
Stranger: bah
Stranger: I g2g
Stranger: this is fun
Stranger: add me :@
Stranger: marcmajor2002
Stranger: sedfasdfasd
Stranger: flol
You: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0SWl0hRdg4.../Miss_Cleo.jpg
Stranger: haha
Stranger: WTH
You: DONT GO
You: THATS MISS CLEO!
You: never seen the commercials?
You: crazy jamaican lady!
You: SHE WENT TO JAIL
You: HOW DID YOU GET OUT?!
Stranger: No thats not me now bye bye
Stranger: I used magic carpet
Stranger: BYE
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Stranger: helllloooooo
You: Good evening
Stranger: how are you?
You: cold
You: in an ingloo
Stranger: whattt
Stranger: an igloo
Stranger: ____ yeah
You: fml...stationed in alaska
Stranger: military?
You: i cant type im so cold
You: i cant talk about it
You: they are here
Stranger: bullchit
You: they know who you are
You: i would run
You: far...
Stranger: nope
Stranger: nope
Stranger: no
Stranger: i won;t
Stranger: i wont
You: what are you the noah of typing
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
You: dr. two of each phrase
Stranger: my keyboard is my arc
Stranger: wow you're sassy
You: and you arent?
Stranger: i am
You: i am not
Stranger: you are
Stranger: i just know when to bring it out
You: thats is what she said
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl please
You: is it weird that i hope you are a 14m?
Stranger: no

omg why...
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this was one of my first ones its kinda weird talking to complete strangers but i gues thats why its funny

Stranger: hi leslie here
You: hi andrei
Stranger: u black?
You: no brown
Stranger: lol u noe what i meen
You: no im mexican
Stranger: ohh asl?
You: 19 m
You: in california
Stranger: cool
You: are you black
Stranger: nope
Stranger: white
Stranger: lol
You: hahaha r u rascist
Stranger: no im just sayn the truth
Stranger: g0sh
Stranger: heres a pic..u decide what i am http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=uoc3...=45&tag=leslie
You: hahah no i mean why did you askif i was black
Stranger: cause ur name sounds black thats it
You: oh no its actually russian
You: where do you hail from
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Old 07-24-2009, 10:19 PM
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You: hi
Stranger: helo
Stranger: king or queen
You: hows it going?
You: ace
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Old 07-25-2009, 12:34 AM
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Stranger: carolina
You: oh, well im not a perv and im ___ so its all good
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good
Stranger: so how r u doing, peter?
You: good, my butt hurts though
Stranger: why?
You: my bf from last night
You: he went a little to rough
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Old 07-25-2009, 03:03 AM
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You: who you gonna call?
Stranger: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours.

Paul

1(802)380-4064
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If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.

You: what?
You: 1
Stranger: Connection in progress...
You: ghost busters?
Stranger: Hi! I'm Jason, please state you question(s) and/or concerns.
You: uhh
You: what's this?
Stranger: Did you not receive Paul's message?
You: whose paul?
Stranger: The man you previously spoke with
You: nope.
You: i was talking to a "ghost" earlier. it was pretty chill.
Stranger: ____ you, sir, ____ you

lol wtf. this was weird.

otherwise, from this I found this chick i met, it was pretty chill.
she gave me her facebook. we chatted for a while.
but i ain't gonna add her. haha
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can i post a 18+ very NSFW nasty convo that's funny that went on a few mins ago?
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