LOL DO IT

 

if its nsfw then its nsfsl

 

Apparently someone doesn't like Cali
Stranger: you from?
You: usa
You: and yourself?
Stranger: israel
Stranger: jerusalem
You: i see
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where
Stranger: in usa?
You: california
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hahaha shizzles weird, but I like it!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Stranger: oh thats funny?

Stranger: how so??

You: idk... its cuz every guy on here is a horny ****

You: and im in a relationship btw

Stranger: dont you want a pic of me?

Stranger: so you cant cheat on the internet?

You: i honestly dont care

You: i didnt come on here to see ****

You: if i did i would have gone to a porno site

Stranger: aparently you do care since you told me you had a gf

You: ok then i do "care"

You: its the interenet

Stranger: why how would your gf know if you were talking to me dirty??

You: she wouldnt, and im not a no life perv wanting to talk to girls on the internet

Stranger: i want to come to your house and show you a good time

Stranger: you know ____y here ____y there

You: if you did you would be ____ing a minor


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LOL.

Minors ftmfw

 

Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred Kwan: You lost me.

 

This is some funny stuffs

 

Stranger: hey

You: Hi. Hello.

You: You're boring.

Stranger: sorrrrrrrrrrrrry

You: Yea, you are.

Stranger: how do you know?

You: You type slow, too.

Stranger: no!!!!!!!1111

You: Yes.

You: And with lots of errors.

Stranger: sorry.......

You: *waiting*

You: *still waiting*

You: You're still boring me.

Stranger: son of __B___ what the heck __F__ing

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Stranger: hi

Stranger: how r u?

You: hi.

Stranger: where do u live?

You: at my house

You: where do you live?

Stranger: on the streets

You: do you smell?
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HAHAHA I cracked up by myself on this one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Dan?

You: George?

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Stranger: whats up

You: the sky

Stranger: cool

Stranger: haha

You: not really.

Stranger: oh ok

You: the ocean's cooler

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: asl?

You: didn't you read the "word of advice" before starting this conversation?

You: FAIL.

Stranger: wow it is not boring but if u think then bye idiot

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: Hii
You: sup pal
Stranger: Lol, I like how friendly we are already
You: right, chief
Stranger: awesome
You: what color is your pony tail?
Stranger: its the game coloured
You: what game
You: it was a simple question'
Stranger: forget it
Stranger: i dont have one
You: o
You: picture of said pony tail
Stranger: lol
You: http://themusicalfruit.net/wp-conten...ponytail2a.jpg
You: is taht it?
You: so anyway donna, how are you today?
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: how did you know my name is donna?
You: thats your picture isnt it?
You: probably cus im right behind you
Stranger: I didn't just look
Stranger: i swaer
You: ok
Stranger: *swear
You: well.... i guess you would know that behind you is a WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: wrong
You: well... eventually thers a wall....
Stranger: stop trollin me i cant handle it, ill die
You: if you die can i keep this conversation?
Stranger: noo

lol

Stranger: hola como estes
You: u speak english?
Stranger: yes
You: awesome
You: to lava la vache?
You: its french
Stranger: oh me only speak spanish and a lilttle bit of canadien
You: where are you from
You: a little bit of canadien? elaborate please
You: speak canadien for me
Stranger: i like at 23456 canadien drive north west teritory canad
You: oh.... ok
Stranger: are you a girl
You: we'll i live in southern France on the third mountain on the left
You: im not sure what you mean am i a girl
Stranger: im asking you
Stranger: are you a boy or a girl
You: are you?
Stranger: no im a dog
You: good
You: i was worried for a second
You: i though ti was talking to a canadien
You: they scare me
You: what kind of dog are you?
Stranger: when i bark i got bark A bark A bark A
You: what about bark B bark B bark B
Stranger: im hairless mexican one
You: hairless mexican canadien dog
Stranger: nope we say Ahe In canada
You: oh ok
Stranger: nope you see i travel from mexico city to the north west teritory i mecico city was two fuggy then there was a hairless mexican cat i was ____ing that went to canada
You: do you look like this? http://blogs.krxq.net/files/2009/06/2007ugliestdog.jpg
You: why dont you get a wig
You: then it wont be so cold in canadien
You: lulz do you live in igloos in canadien or is it teepees
Stranger: i live in a 3 story box
You: thats awesome
You: you got any room for a goat?
Stranger: no i only let cats
Stranger: in
You: why
You: no
You: goats
Stranger: they would try to get me to have inter course with it
You: lulz i wanna see a goat cat
Stranger: they are messed up
You: really?
You: i think they are cute
Stranger: asl
Stranger: what does that mean
You: what asl?
Stranger: at the top of the page it says asl is to boring
You: angry sexual lion
You: they prefer happy sexual lions
You: hsl
You: less dangerous
Stranger: i thought it stood for a sexual lesbian
You: thats probably it
You: i havent seen an angry sexual lion in a long tim
You: time*
Stranger: you are a girl for sure i know now
You: really?
You: i am?
Stranger: putting a star next to a word you correct yourself with
You: its not a star
Stranger: what is it
You: idk
You: why not?
Stranger: do you give blow jobs
You: no but i get them
Stranger: im done with this talk

 

lol got anohter.... please pardon the joke at the end he did it not me

You: make me laugh
Stranger: i can't
Stranger: im pretty boring
You: why not?
You: are you really?
You: lets change that
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how
You: google search jokes
You: and then tell me one
Stranger: ok
You: better yet
You: help microsoft
You: and try yahoo
Stranger: gimme a second
You: k
You: done yet?
You: anyways, you could start with your life story
You: then i can publish it and make lots of money off you
Stranger: A plane was going down due to carrying too much weight. On board was an Englishman, a Canadian, a Texan and a Mexican.

The Captain comes over the PA system and says "Boys, we have too much weight on the plane! If we don't lose some we all die, someone will have to jump.

The Englishman says "I'll do it!" He junmps out of the plane and screams "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!"

The Captain says "Still too much weight!"

The Canadian says " I'll save you!" He jumps out and says "O CANADA!!"

The Captain says "Still too much weight, someone else will have to go!"

The Texan says " I got this!" He yells " REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!" and tosses the Mexican out of the plane.
You: haha i actually laughed good work
Stranger: i got another one
You: i saw that ending coming tho
Stranger: it's kinda racist
Stranger: but
Stranger: A plane is going down the stewardess asks what can she do to help the captain says try releasing some fuel, that doesn't wordk. She asks again what can I do? The captain says your going to have to ask someone to jump. The stewardess walks back out and addresses the people. "We need volunteers to jump to save everyone else. We're going to do this alphabetically. A, African american people. No one stands up. B Black people. No one stands up. C Colored people. No one stands up. A black boy in the back turns to his dad and asks "Dad I think they want us to jump." The black man turns back to his son and says "Hell no let the mexicans go first we're n***ers today."
You: hahahahhahaa
Stranger: your turn now
Stranger: make me laugh
You: lol
You: ok ready?
Stranger: yeah
You have disconnected.

 

eh, that's kinda lame - i'm on beer #2 now and its still not ammusing to me, haha

 

 

^hahaha nice one.

 

obviously I am trying to be as corny as possible with people.

Stranger: hmm
You: hi...i am a straight male.
Stranger: bye i guess
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

something tells me i'm actually talking to the FBI...

 

*DISCLAIMER* I AM NOT ___!!! This was just for the purpose of making hilarious conversation with anonymous individuals.


Stranger: hey man
You: Hi...I'm ___!
Stranger: antoher ___????
Stranger: oh my god...





*EDIT*
ahhh...censorship fail. oh well

 

This site RULES!!!

 

You are awesome!

 

Stranger: Hi I am 17 boy u


You: me too

You: can i play with you?

Stranger: what?

You: i like playing with boys

You: girls are ickie!

Stranger: ickie?

You: yea

You: they have cooties....duh!

Stranger: name?

Stranger: are you male?

You: Chris but my friends call me Chonchito

Stranger: cool

Stranger: is Chris male?

You: its whatever you want it to be baby

Your conversational partner has disconnected.