chat with strangers
08-11-2009, 09:54 PM
#61
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Whittier, Ca
Posts: 583
ok i had to do another one!
You: howdey
You: *howdy
You: wow i fail at typing
You: it must be the 3 fingers im missing
Stranger: :D:D
Stranger: what is mean howdy?
You: it means hi
Stranger: hmm okay
Stranger: hi then
You: where are you from?
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: turkey
You: ooo I killed a hooker there once
Stranger: good:D
You: my name is none of your concern
Stranger: here full of hooker
You: yea, do you ever buy any?
Stranger: no
You: use and abuse them and throw them away like a dirty tissue?
Stranger: not yet
You: saving up for a real good time?
Stranger: i dont wanna talk with them
You: you dont have to talk to them. they do all the work for you
Stranger: no
Stranger: its terrible
Stranger: i wanna make love
You: making love is for pussies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: howdey
You: *howdy
You: wow i fail at typing
You: it must be the 3 fingers im missing
Stranger: :D:D
Stranger: what is mean howdy?
You: it means hi
Stranger: hmm okay
Stranger: hi then
You: where are you from?
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: turkey
You: ooo I killed a hooker there once
Stranger: good:D
You: my name is none of your concern
Stranger: here full of hooker
You: yea, do you ever buy any?
Stranger: no
You: use and abuse them and throw them away like a dirty tissue?
Stranger: not yet
You: saving up for a real good time?
Stranger: i dont wanna talk with them
You: you dont have to talk to them. they do all the work for you
Stranger: no
Stranger: its terrible
Stranger: i wanna make love
You: making love is for pussies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
08-11-2009, 10:43 PM
#62
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: SC Los Angeles (323)
Posts: 3,436
^HA!
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hello there
You: What are you wearing
Stranger: nufin you
You: Ohh god!
Stranger: m?/f?
You: female
Stranger: its to hot wear i am haha
You: you?
Stranger: m
You: nice
You: Do you mind if im Pre op?
Stranger: whats that?
You: Well I used to be a dude....
Stranger: so you a transexul
You: Sort of
You: I mean Im done with the operation and all
Stranger: eww
Stranger: age??
You: 21
Stranger: wear you from??
You: West Hollywood
Stranger: true
You: and you
You: Age location?
Stranger: im a male
Stranger: 21 new zealand
You: Uhhh
You: Love em from there
You: If your ever in town feel free to stop by Rickys Gentlemens club
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hello there
You: What are you wearing
Stranger: nufin you
You: Ohh god!
Stranger: m?/f?
You: female
Stranger: its to hot wear i am haha
You: you?
Stranger: m
You: nice
You: Do you mind if im Pre op?
Stranger: whats that?
You: Well I used to be a dude....
Stranger: so you a transexul
You: Sort of
You: I mean Im done with the operation and all
Stranger: eww
Stranger: age??
You: 21
Stranger: wear you from??
You: West Hollywood
Stranger: true
You: and you
You: Age location?
Stranger: im a male
Stranger: 21 new zealand
You: Uhhh
You: Love em from there
You: If your ever in town feel free to stop by Rickys Gentlemens club
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
08-12-2009, 10:47 PM
#65
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Fail, INC
Club One
SL Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Team Sharpie
Posts: 10,213
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Earth?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: me too
You: Wow!
You: it's a pretty decent place
Stranger: i know..
You: kinda hot right now
Stranger: really.. take off ur clothes then...
You: im already naked, you want me to take my skin off too?
Stranger: as u wish..
Stranger: :D
You: ok....
You: ...hold on.....just a sec....
You: AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAA!!!!
You: The pain!!!!!
Stranger: k
Stranger: u r one horrible _______!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Earth?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: me too
You: Wow!
You: it's a pretty decent place
Stranger: i know..
You: kinda hot right now
Stranger: really.. take off ur clothes then...
You: im already naked, you want me to take my skin off too?
Stranger: as u wish..
Stranger: :D
You: ok....
You: ...hold on.....just a sec....
You: AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAA!!!!
You: The pain!!!!!
Stranger: k
Stranger: u r one horrible _______!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
08-14-2009, 06:50 AM
#67
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Pensacola, Fl
Posts: 157
haha in no way does this represent my sexuality.
but, this was funny.
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: m/f?
You: male, you?
Stranger: m
You: ever made love to a man?
Stranger: never
You: want to?
Your Conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: huh
You: you skipped dfghjlk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
but, this was funny.
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: m/f?
You: male, you?
Stranger: m
You: ever made love to a man?
Stranger: never
You: want to?
Your Conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: huh
You: you skipped dfghjlk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last edited by iDriveTc; 08-14-2009 at 07:06 AM. Reason: haha
