Choosing a Wife LOCK PLZ
03-01-2007, 02:21 PM
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Choosing a Wife LOCK PLZ
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest *****.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky ***** and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest *****.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky ***** and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
03-01-2007, 02:28 PM
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haha truly funny!
03-01-2007, 02:34 PM
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky ***** and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
Another reason why I hate people.
Another reason why I hate people.
03-01-2007, 02:41 PM
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That was great!
03-01-2007, 07:12 PM
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03-01-2007, 07:29 PM
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Dude, go with the lady who invested the 5 grand and earned a return. I'm assuming you can buy her a good boob job for 5 grand. And then you and her can roll any leftover money into alzheimer's research.
03-04-2007, 06:30 AM
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I hope u dont mind if i pass that story on..
03-04-2007, 06:44 AM
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That's a good one. I'd go with the woman who invested the money but that's just me. 
03-04-2007, 06:54 AM
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haha throw some Ds on that bicth..
03-05-2007, 03:53 PM
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Any girl that will actually invest money she gets as a windfall instead of doing like the stereotype (i.e. spending it on stuff) is the girl for me. 
03-05-2007, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by etli
Any girl that will actually invest money she gets as a windfall instead of doing like the stereotype (i.e. spending it on stuff) is the girl for me.
Originally Posted by guitarguru44
haha throw some Ds on that bicth..
03-05-2007, 04:16 PM
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Nearly 30 years ago I picked the one who invested the $$....
yes she is somewhat plain looking....
yes at that time she would announce dinner when the smoke alarm went off......
now.... she is getting better looking by the day and she learned how to really cook......
now we have everything that we really wanted....(each other and then some!)
home, cars, and toys paid for.. and $$ in the bank for whatever.....
Red & Nancy
yes she is somewhat plain looking....
yes at that time she would announce dinner when the smoke alarm went off......
now.... she is getting better looking by the day and she learned how to really cook......
now we have everything that we really wanted....(each other and then some!)
home, cars, and toys paid for.. and $$ in the bank for whatever.....
Red & Nancy
03-05-2007, 04:26 PM
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Saddlesore How do i find one like that!!!!!!!!!!!! TEACH ME
03-05-2007, 04:29 PM
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X2 :D
03-05-2007, 04:30 PM
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what about the woman that custom built a tubro charger and tuned it herself to make 400 whp with a tC motor on pump gas with being totally reliable ?
or the girl that took the 5 grand and said bye!?
?or the girl that took the 5 grand and said bye!?
03-05-2007, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Brucker3
Saddlesore How do i find one like that!!!!!!!!!!!! TEACH ME
look for the person who does likewise...
marry the one who is tighter with the $$ than you are...
Most divorces are caused by a failure to manage money
Keep your pecker in your pants when you are not home with your chosen mate...2nd highest cause for divorce
leave the booze and drugs alone... 3rd highest cause for divorce
you will find her/him in the most unlikely place... and when you least expect it...
always "pay yourself first" (retirement accounts)
always pay cash if you can.. if you cannot (for such as a house... start small and economical and work your way up to what you want.
have no more than one credit card... and pay it off EVERY MONTH!
You are marry'n for the rest of your life so marry the girl..... not someone who is a walking advertisement for a cosmetic company... those ones are trying to be someone whom they are not.
NEVER go to bed MAD! work things out before you go to sleep
have a hell of a lot of time and patience with your chosen mate..
Never be afraid to be the first to say that you are sorry.....AND MEAN IT!
good luck to all
03-05-2007, 05:01 PM
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excellent!