toeveryhour

iTrader: (3)

I hope you know black sharpie markers really are not black but more of a purple. Also they are not archival. You need pigment markers like sakuras. Bombing science sells some really good Graf markers that will work well but sharpies will fade to purple in a few weeks

beandip007

iTrader: (1)

Expect the unexpected when it comes to captainlaziness! That is the most accurate description of salad tongs I have ever seen....astonishing.

RedneckwithanxB

Those salad tongs blew my mind

beandip007

iTrader: (1)

Although, the salad tongs are purely a defensive weapon, but an effective beer grabber.

RedneckwithanxB

So, in fact, salad tongs are an attack weapon...

they attack sobriety

beandip007

iTrader: (1)

They attack sobriety, but defensively the attack nipples!

RedneckwithanxB

So im not the only one that has ever pinched my nipples while drinking a beer held by salad tongs

beandip007

iTrader: (1)

whoa, whoa buddy, what you do in your spare time is on your own accord, but I can see how drinking a nice cold refreshing beer might make you want to pinch your nipples with salad tongs.
This thread officially jacked by salad tong debauchery!

RedneckwithanxB

No, your thinking that I did it intentionally, with the salad tongs whilst I held the beer with my hands...

Quite the contrary... I done it accidently while holding the beer with the salad tongs

All your thread and salad tongs are belong to us

beandip007

iTrader: (1)

So was that just an unfortunate accident? or a Fortunate accident?

RedneckwithanxB

Im not sure if I liked it or not, and have not been able to recreate the incident again

captainlaziness

Yep, I know all of this. It's ok that the sharpie ink will fade. I figure that about the time the ink's faded noticeably, I'll be ready to do something else with the hood. Thanks for the heads up though.

beandip007

iTrader: (1)

screw it, just use some crayons....oops, already been done lol

Scotty-tC

iTrader: (3)

this thread is awesome lol

beandip007

iTrader: (1)

nahh, needs more crazy!

captainlaziness

OK.

beandip007

iTrader: (1)

I like, but is it farting or pooing?

captainlaziness

....

Yes?

beandip007

iTrader: (1)

I only ask because it looks like it just ate some colon blow. Come on, no one else sees it? lol

captainlaziness

That represents a physical manifestation of the spiritual purge.

(It's poop.)