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Old 09-15-2009, 12:24 AM
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Thats whats wrong with America, its not a black white thing, its a tequila thing, there are people that can drink it and people who can never hear that world again
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:23 AM
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i just went to a tequila bar not too long ago.... and speaking of bars and fail. The girl broke up with me 2 weeks ago and came to my bar hangout with her dweeb ___ boyfriend. I was gonna pop him in the face but didnt. Maybe I should have
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:32 AM
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you should have given him some tequila....with a side of semen...
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:51 AM
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I wouldve bought him and her a few rounds of shots, let them kick it for a bit then when he was fcked up i'd throw about 5 zannies in a shot and let him down it.

Then get some "closure" with his girl.
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:53 AM
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desert eagle always works too.
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:54 AM
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Yes, I found the video...

http://comedians.comedycentral.com/s...grew---tequila
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:59 AM
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no....go chill out at his house...and drop the deuce in his bathroom....IN THE BACK TANK. lol
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Old 09-15-2009, 02:12 AM
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upper deck for the win!

i did it twice to my roommate and he still has no clue it was me haha
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Old 09-15-2009, 02:27 AM
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hahahahah

I dont have any awesome revenge stories
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Old 09-15-2009, 03:11 AM
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Thats cause you fail.

I have revenge stories a plenty, you got to have fun at the sausagefest we call work somehow. Nohomo
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Old 09-15-2009, 03:17 AM
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well... I had many opportunities to act on a previous roommate, but I guess Im just not that guy
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Old 09-15-2009, 03:28 AM
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hehe i am : )
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Old 09-15-2009, 04:48 AM
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man....i am the revenge master....you may call me yoda
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Old 09-15-2009, 04:51 AM
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oh i think i got the upper hand on this situation. My sister came up with the nickname skank tank for her.
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Old 09-22-2009, 06:30 AM
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fail....
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Old 09-22-2009, 02:19 PM
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I love the artwork...If you were local I would have you come do the hood of my Navigator, since I no longer have my tC since it was totaled on the freeway when someone cut me off, then it was considered my fault for "Improper evasive manuevers" and I recieved a year and a half probation and some jail time for it...
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Old 09-22-2009, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by mattieg
skank tank
Im so stealing that phrase
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:31 PM
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My sister is queen for coming up with horrible names like that for my ex's.
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by creektrack
I love the artwork...If you were local I would have you come do the hood of my Navigator, since I no longer have my tC since it was totaled on the freeway when someone cut me off, then it was considered my fault for "Improper evasive manuevers" and I recieved a year and a half probation and some jail time for it...

Thanks!
Mail it to me. :D
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:34 AM
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Neegro...How am I gonna mail you my whole hood, do you know how much that would cost, and then Imma have to ride around with no hood...I mean yeah, that would be epic fail, but that ain't happening...Why don't you just fly to Houston?
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