Famous Last Words.
03-24-2006, 12:09 AM
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yeah Mom i really want you to meet my new girlfriend... she's nice, cute, just moved in, and so mature.. what? oh, she's 17, has 2 wonderful children, and is a stay at home mom just like you... Mom? Mom??? Dad is everything ok over there???
03-24-2006, 04:03 AM
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Hello Mr. Jones...OK Jim, I'm from the FBI-Why yes, some fruit punch would be great, thank you.*
*I know, this one goes back a lil while, But so did my Godfather and Scarface ones.
*I know, this one goes back a lil while, But so did my Godfather and Scarface ones.
03-24-2006, 12:24 PM
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the following is my Dr's almost famous last words. reason for visit: an infection after a vasectomy.
As he worked them over like a magician would with coins, he said " there does seem to be some tenderness in there".... YA THINK??? I almost boxed his ears, if I could have moved...
oh sure I can laugh now... but back then:
sorry, you guys can stop cringing now.... not all my flashbacks are cool ones
As he worked them over like a magician would with coins, he said " there does seem to be some tenderness in there".... YA THINK??? I almost boxed his ears, if I could have moved...
oh sure I can laugh now... but back then:
sorry, you guys can stop cringing now.... not all my flashbacks are cool ones
03-24-2006, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Basstrack17
the following is my Dr's almost famous last words. reason for visit: an infection after a vasectomy.
As he worked them over like a magician would with coins, he said " there does seem to be some tenderness in there".... YA THINK??? I almost boxed his ears, if I could have moved...
oh sure I can laugh now... but back then:
sorry, you guys can stop cringing now.... not all my flashbacks are cool ones
As he worked them over like a magician would with coins, he said " there does seem to be some tenderness in there".... YA THINK??? I almost boxed his ears, if I could have moved...
oh sure I can laugh now... but back then:
sorry, you guys can stop cringing now.... not all my flashbacks are cool ones
Doc: "No you can't"
(followed by a straight right to the good Doctor' jaw)
- True story.
03-24-2006, 10:19 PM
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a couple more from "V" day.
"ok, now we are going to cautorize it"..... hey, what's that smell?? that's not incense burning!!!
" you know, we need to shave closer then that"... closer?? not like i normally shave lower then my NECK.....
" this is Doris, she will be assisting"... thank goodness she wasn't a hottie, if ya know what I mean....
"ok, now we are going to cautorize it"..... hey, what's that smell?? that's not incense burning!!!
" you know, we need to shave closer then that"... closer?? not like i normally shave lower then my NECK.....
" this is Doris, she will be assisting"... thank goodness she wasn't a hottie, if ya know what I mean....
03-25-2006, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Basstrack17
a couple more from "V" day.
"ok, now we are going to cautorize it"..... hey, what's that smell?? that's not incense burning!!!
" you know, we need to shave closer then that"... closer?? not like i normally shave lower then my NECK.....
" this is Doris, she will be assisting"... thank goodness she wasn't a hottie, if ya know what I mean....
"ok, now we are going to cautorize it"..... hey, what's that smell?? that's not incense burning!!!
" you know, we need to shave closer then that"... closer?? not like i normally shave lower then my NECK.....
" this is Doris, she will be assisting"... thank goodness she wasn't a hottie, if ya know what I mean....
03-25-2006, 02:24 AM
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^^ you're right--don't want to scare away the kiddies... ok, flashbacks are over...
dude, I saw on tv where the Amazing Jonathon ran over Chris Angel, and he was fine!! Go grab my car keys--this can't be that hard...... no, back up even farther... perfect.
see that croc, over in the bushes?? by crackie, she's a beaut... this may be a bit dangerous, no one should attempt this.... there, i'll just hold her head like so....whoa, she's frisky...
dude, I saw on tv where the Amazing Jonathon ran over Chris Angel, and he was fine!! Go grab my car keys--this can't be that hard...... no, back up even farther... perfect.
see that croc, over in the bushes?? by crackie, she's a beaut... this may be a bit dangerous, no one should attempt this.... there, i'll just hold her head like so....whoa, she's frisky...
03-25-2006, 11:27 PM
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I could never tell it was your first time....really...
Guys, i hope you're with me on this: Rock & Roll hall of fame: Sabbath ( check ), Skynyrd ( check ); Air Supply ( ........ ); I know, I'm as shocked as you are... I just can't believe it..I'm gonna go tell all my buds about this...
my wife is gonna be soooo proud of me. I not only did the wash for her, i got all the clothes in just one load.... what's that honey--did I put the colors & whites together? I sure did baby... what? did you just say what I thought you said? Boy, I hope the kids don't hear you talk like that...
Guys, i hope you're with me on this: Rock & Roll hall of fame: Sabbath ( check ), Skynyrd ( check ); Air Supply ( ........ ); I know, I'm as shocked as you are... I just can't believe it..I'm gonna go tell all my buds about this...
my wife is gonna be soooo proud of me. I not only did the wash for her, i got all the clothes in just one load.... what's that honey--did I put the colors & whites together? I sure did baby... what? did you just say what I thought you said? Boy, I hope the kids don't hear you talk like that...
