Famous Last Words.
03-26-2006, 02:30 AM
#242
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"fellas, you know I wouldn't give up poker night for anything.... ever..."
"sweetie, you know it's my poker night; but ok, i'll go to the movies w/ you instead... i'm sure the guys will understand...."
"Guys, I can't, ummm, well, it's like this..... I really like'd to.. uh..... geez, I just can't...."
"sweetie, you know it's my poker night; but ok, i'll go to the movies w/ you instead... i'm sure the guys will understand...."
"Guys, I can't, ummm, well, it's like this..... I really like'd to.. uh..... geez, I just can't...."
03-28-2006, 09:05 PM
#249
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Originally Posted by Brent_23M
this thread has gotten really weak
but it has started to drop off a little bit. 
Think total, unreasonable confidence,
"Make it $20 and your on"
"OH yeah, I bet I can!"
"Hey y'all watch this."
"You guys wanna see somethin' cool."
"That gap isn't as big as it looks."
"We're higher up than we look, I promise"
"Hold my beer I wanna try something."
to a cop
"Didn't I see you get your a** kicked on "COPS" last night."
"I can reach my license, but you'll have to hold my beer."
"Wow, you must have been doing at least 120 to catch me like that."
Something that within 10 mins. the paramedics have been called, or someone hase been arrested......Or both.
03-29-2006, 10:47 AM
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walk up to a biker bar, kick the doors in; and standing there full of confidence ( & beer muscle of course ), shout out: " it's a great day..... for me to whoop somebody's ****"
leave a club at closing, staggering alone down the dark streets singing that old classic " i'm in the money..... i'm in the money.."
show up for an episode of "pinks", not understanding the concept of negotiations and game playing.... " yep--I said heads up.... I don't care what kind of car you brou... oh crap...."
leave a club at closing, staggering alone down the dark streets singing that old classic " i'm in the money..... i'm in the money.."
show up for an episode of "pinks", not understanding the concept of negotiations and game playing.... " yep--I said heads up.... I don't care what kind of car you brou... oh crap...."
03-29-2006, 06:05 PM
#251
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Originally Posted by Basstrack17
walk up to a biker bar, kick the doors in; and standing there full of confidence ( & beer muscle of course ), shout out: " it's a great day..... for me to whoop somebody's ****"
leave a club at closing, staggering alone down the dark streets singing that old classic " i'm in the money..... i'm in the money.."
show up for an episode of "pinks", not understanding the concept of negotiations and game playing.... " yep--I said heads up.... I don't care what kind of car you brou... oh crap...."
leave a club at closing, staggering alone down the dark streets singing that old classic " i'm in the money..... i'm in the money.."
show up for an episode of "pinks", not understanding the concept of negotiations and game playing.... " yep--I said heads up.... I don't care what kind of car you brou... oh crap...."
03-29-2006, 07:06 PM
#254
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"I swear honey, she meant NOTHING to me"
"It would be in your best interest dear to grab the lube for this"
"Was that a cop we passed?"
"I promise babe, I'll delete these pictures tomorrow and NO ONE will EVER see them"
"Oh thats just my mom, try keeping your moans down"
"Just put your mom in a home honey, she isn't living here"
"It would be in your best interest dear to grab the lube for this"
"Was that a cop we passed?"
"I promise babe, I'll delete these pictures tomorrow and NO ONE will EVER see them"
"Oh thats just my mom, try keeping your moans down"
"Just put your mom in a home honey, she isn't living here"
greatness.
03-30-2006, 12:01 AM
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"Have you ever thought about having a threesome............with your sister?"
"I want a prenup"
"Honey I increased my life insurance today"
"I love you so much that I willed everything over to you if I die"
"Well how do you know that baby is even mine?"
"I want a prenup"
"Honey I increased my life insurance today"
"I love you so much that I willed everything over to you if I die"
"Well how do you know that baby is even mine?"