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04-03-2006, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Basstrack17

overheard at:

a bar down south.. " Yeeee Haaaaa, Jeff Gordon is THE best driver ever!!"

funny stuff dude

04-03-2006, 01:40 AM

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most famus last words in the south

dale earnhardt was a pus

04-03-2006, 10:47 AM

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If it was dangerous, there'd be signs saying not to do it.

04-04-2006, 02:26 AM

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hey--you're going too fast... what does that sign say???

bet ya 20 bucks that trooper can't stay with us....

you know, i think it's time we take the next step; and move in together.... I can keep all my stuff, right??

bless me father for I have sinned. it's been.... uh, well, this may take awhile...

you're a what??? oh give me a break.... oh, you are? I never guessed...

04-06-2006, 12:10 AM

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Let it ride!

Doctor in the middle of an operation: "Oops!"
Afterward: "Now where did I leave my watch?"

04-06-2006, 12:21 AM

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get it up to 80 and then let go of the wheel

04-06-2006, 01:00 AM

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nah, i ain't full... plenty of room for cake.... oh, that's tasty... uhhh... i don't feel so good... shoulda stopped before...out of my way!!!

in the old days, we'd get some awesome burnouts in our rwd cars with autos by doing reverse to lows... let's see what this little civic with auto can do... get some speed going.... slam in low...clunk.... oops...

are those wires in that hole?? no?, ok, i'll keep dig.... zzzzzzt

hey kids: that wind sure is pickin up... you get back in this here trailer...
( alright, don't scold me for that one.. i lived in a 14x70 myself.. )

04-06-2006, 10:19 AM

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here's and old monty python one:

"but sir, it wafer thin"
"oh, all right"

10-17-2006, 10:10 AM

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<---The reanimator

He's a cop, he can tell that it's a fake gun.

10-17-2006, 10:13 AM

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..YOU GOING TO EAT THAT???

10-17-2006, 10:17 AM

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Of course it's safe to eat this mushroom.

Any white boy in Harlem, or Long Beach,
"Hey, Nigg-"

10-17-2006, 10:17 AM

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hey Aireck, don't you sleep?

10-17-2006, 10:29 AM

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yes during the day.....

10-17-2006, 10:32 AM

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then what are you going to do on Wed?

10-17-2006, 10:36 AM

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im heading to Knotts....

10-17-2006, 11:07 AM

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[ontopic]Oh ****, You might want to buckle up....now!

10-17-2006, 03:35 PM

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Brenda right? ............ (SLAP!)

10-17-2006, 05:19 PM

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is it mine?

10-19-2006, 08:17 PM

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SE made a wanna-be rally car.

So what does a threadjacker do anyway?

10-20-2006, 07:32 PM

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Not sure if this was posted but:
"Officer, she said she was 18."

couldn't resist

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