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Old 03-19-2006, 06:31 AM
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*REAL* I just saw this on the news

"You seem pretty comfortable, have you done this before?"
*"No, but I have seen [aligators caught] on Animal Planet"

Tito Ortiz huh, you sound like a pu$$y to me.
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Old 03-19-2006, 09:07 AM
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I had a ? http://www.sloganizer.net/en/ Has anyone seen this site? Would anyone be interested in a thread of JUST PLAIN WRONG slogans it comes up with.
"Praise drugs."
Just a thought, some funny ish comming out of there, the very funny ones, sadly, can't be posted here (mods, common decency, mostly common decency.) At least check it out, put in a word,"Bush" get a slogan "Bush Wanted" see Funny, also famous last words Bush(w) Wanted
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:23 PM
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that's ok, i won't be needing any Beano. These veggies never give me..... uh, sorry....
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:40 PM
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Amen
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Old 03-19-2006, 04:28 PM
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Don't go in there.....
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Old 03-19-2006, 05:38 PM
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You guy's wait here, I'm gonna go see what made that noise.
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Old 03-19-2006, 05:56 PM
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(a hot breasty chick comes out of the shower and wraps a towel around herself but doesn't dry off)
"What was that noise? I'm alone in this 2 story house in a neighborhood where some teens died a year ago tonight, so I'm gonna go look dripping water everywhere."
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Old 03-19-2006, 07:03 PM
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have you checked the children???
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Old 03-19-2006, 08:00 PM
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^^^worst movie ever made!

"Thank You Sir, may I have another."

In compton a white guy says "NI-BANG
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Old 03-19-2006, 08:30 PM
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" it takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters"....
now that is from one of the worst movies made.... a drive in classic...
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Old 03-19-2006, 08:31 PM
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my bracket is solid-- NC all the way to the final fo..... what??? you gotta be kidding me..... oh crap....
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Old 03-19-2006, 09:02 PM
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of course it works....
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Old 03-19-2006, 09:55 PM
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What kind of idiot do you think I am?
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the worst movie of all time = "Meet the Stupids" Tom Arnold and some other people.
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:13 PM
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Dave, stop. Stop will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a-fraid. . . . Good afternoon, I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th of January 1992. my instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I could sing it for you. . . . It's called 'Daisy.' Dai-sy, Dai-sy, give me your answer true. I'm half crazy o-ver the love of you. It won't be a sty-lish mar-riage. I can't afford a car-riage
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:25 PM
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Aw, how cute, does he bite?
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what?? there's now a new painless vasectomy?? Now you tell me???

i'm taking you out for our anniversary dinner-- you can even super-size!!!

i've never told this to anyone before.....
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:53 PM
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Of course, I take your daughter to nice places, I even hold her tray.
(followed by)
You don't need that sword, Sir.
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Old 03-20-2006, 01:52 AM
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start taping when i get to 3

no friggin way
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*While Driving* Hold my beer, I wanna try something!
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