favorite line from a movie.
05-12-2006, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by peteyd
"What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?"
"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."
"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."
05-12-2006, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by moonray
1) Hail to king baby
2) Shop smart - shop S -Mart
2) Shop smart - shop S -Mart
"this is my boomstick..." " i said the words.... kinda sorta.... well ok..not every single sylable.."
i love that movie
05-12-2006, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by kkawana
Originally Posted by moonray
1) Hail to king baby
2) Shop smart - shop S -Mart
2) Shop smart - shop S -Mart
"this is my boomstick..." " i said the words.... kinda sorta.... well ok..not every single sylable.."
i love that movie
Just as funny -- ya gotta see those also
05-12-2006, 04:01 PM
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Heres one of my favorite Rants of all movies ever....obviously toned down for this family site....lets see who gets it???
"And I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d$(kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$ed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey sh@t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh@t! Where's the Tylenol™?!?"
HAHAHA fricking great!!!
"And I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d$(kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$ed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey sh@t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh@t! Where's the Tylenol™?!?"
HAHAHA fricking great!!!
05-12-2006, 04:22 PM
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" I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary's that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move. I remember there was this picture, of one of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrari. Blew my mind. you see ____ like that, and it just plants seeds, makes you think its possible, even easy. And then you turn on the TV, and there's just more of it. The $87 Million lottery winner, that kid actor that just made 20 million o his last movie, that internet stock that shot through the roof, you could have made millions if you had just gotten in early, and that's exactly what I wanted to do: get in. I didn't want to be an innovator any more, i just wanted to make the quick and easy buck, i just wanted in. The Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker."
Any takers??
Any takers??
05-12-2006, 04:23 PM
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Okay this one is easy but by far the single best inspiring speech a Pres. has ever made...
"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
05-12-2006, 04:30 PM
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Heres one for sh@t$ and giggles
"Now, I want you to say 'doggy'."
"Doggy."
"Notice that nothing happens. Now say 'Montana'."
"Montana."
"Good! Now, 'pillow'."
"Pillow."
"Alright, now I want you to say 'horse f@$*er'."
"Horsef$*- aaa! That hurt, gd da- aaa! Ow, fuc- hey!"
"Now, I'd like you to say 'big floppy donkey d$ck'."
"No!"
"Success! The child doesn't want to swear!"
"Now, I want you to say 'doggy'."
"Doggy."
"Notice that nothing happens. Now say 'Montana'."
"Montana."
"Good! Now, 'pillow'."
"Pillow."
"Alright, now I want you to say 'horse f@$*er'."
"Horsef$*- aaa! That hurt, gd da- aaa! Ow, fuc- hey!"
"Now, I'd like you to say 'big floppy donkey d$ck'."
"No!"
"Success! The child doesn't want to swear!"
05-12-2006, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by josh_trdsparks
" I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary's that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move. I remember there was this picture, of one of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrari. Blew my mind. you see poop like that, and it just plants seeds, makes you think its possible, even easy. And then you turn on the TV, and there's just more of it. The $87 Million lottery winner, that kid actor that just made 20 million o his last movie, that internet stock that shot through the roof, you could have made millions if you had just gotten in early, and that's exactly what I wanted to do: get in. I didn't want to be an innovator any more, i just wanted to make the quick and easy buck, i just wanted in. The Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker."
Any takers??
Any takers??
"Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."
"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them. "
"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body. "
- Do you do drugs Danny?
- Every day.
- Good. Then what's your problem?
- I don't know.
05-12-2006, 04:32 PM
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"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."
05-12-2006, 04:32 PM
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"Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."
"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them. "
"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body. "
- Do you do drugs Danny?
- Every day.
- Good. Then what's your problem?
- I don't know.
"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them. "
"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body. "
- Do you do drugs Danny?
- Every day.
- Good. Then what's your problem?
- I don't know.
05-12-2006, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Fsu1dolfan
Heres one for sh@t$ and giggles
"Now, I want you to say 'doggy'."
"Doggy."
"Notice that nothing happens. Now say 'Montana'."
"Montana."
"Good! Now, 'pillow'."
"Pillow."
"Alright, now I want you to say 'horse f@$*er'."
"Horsef$*- aaa! That hurt, gd da- aaa! Ow, fuc- hey!"
"Now, I'd like you to say 'big floppy donkey d$ck'."
"No!"
"Success! The child doesn't want to swear!"
"Now, I want you to say 'doggy'."
"Doggy."
"Notice that nothing happens. Now say 'Montana'."
"Montana."
"Good! Now, 'pillow'."
"Pillow."
"Alright, now I want you to say 'horse f@$*er'."
"Horsef$*- aaa! That hurt, gd da- aaa! Ow, fuc- hey!"
"Now, I'd like you to say 'big floppy donkey d$ck'."
"No!"
"Success! The child doesn't want to swear!"
05-12-2006, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by josh_trdsparks
"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."
and I fart in your general direction!