Favorite Movie Quote?
12-05-2005, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by sexyscionlover
"I take it black.... like my men" - Airplane
"Ever seen a grown man naked?"- Airplane
"Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel" -Anchorman
"She's kinda freaking *PG13* cute, let her touch your *****" Harold and Kumar
"Ever seen a grown man naked?"- Airplane
"Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel" -Anchorman
"She's kinda freaking *PG13* cute, let her touch your *****" Harold and Kumar
'Nice Beaver'-naked gun.
12-05-2005, 03:09 PM
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There are a lot of good lines in Good Will Hunting.
My favorite:
"Do you like apples? Well I got her number...how about them apples."
The Monty Python coconut banter is also a classic.
My favorite:
"Do you like apples? Well I got her number...how about them apples."
The Monty Python coconut banter is also a classic.
12-05-2005, 05:11 PM
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"It used to be enough that when I came home angry and knowing that my life wasn't toeing my five-year plan, I could clean my condominium or detail my car. Someday I'd be dead without a scar and there would be a really nice condo and car."
Same movie as the quote in my tagline.
Same movie as the quote in my tagline.
12-05-2005, 05:13 PM
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Hooligan: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Cooper: Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.
Mad Maynard: F*** off! Get out of it, you *******! Go on, you Gallic f***ing garlic-breath tossers! ____ off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! F***ing come and have it! You f***ing beep? We'll beep, you bastard, all over your f***ing nose! F*** off! Go on, you French b****ds! Get on the other side of the road, you ******! Go on out of it! F*** off! I'm knackered.
Scott: Excuse me.
Mad Maynard: Hello boyo!
Scott: So what the hell happened last night?
Mad Maynard: You got steamed up, ____ed as a fart. Too much sauce son.
-EuroTrip
Cooper: Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.
Mad Maynard: F*** off! Get out of it, you *******! Go on, you Gallic f***ing garlic-breath tossers! ____ off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! F***ing come and have it! You f***ing beep? We'll beep, you bastard, all over your f***ing nose! F*** off! Go on, you French b****ds! Get on the other side of the road, you ******! Go on out of it! F*** off! I'm knackered.
Scott: Excuse me.
Mad Maynard: Hello boyo!
Scott: So what the hell happened last night?
Mad Maynard: You got steamed up, ____ed as a fart. Too much sauce son.
-EuroTrip
12-05-2005, 06:35 PM
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haha, as for movies edited for television, my favorite line in the wrold has to be from "Die Hard" on TNT:
John McClane (Bruce Willis) after the plane explodes...
"Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon."
It's seriously worth watching the whole syndicated movie just for that line and the very end of the movie.
John McClane (Bruce Willis) after the plane explodes...
"Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon."
It's seriously worth watching the whole syndicated movie just for that line and the very end of the movie.
12-05-2005, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by stankubrick
"Here's Johnny!" -The Shining (Directed by me 
)
)(actually, if you havent seen it already, its pretty damn creative)
http://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov
12-05-2005, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by fro
Originally Posted by stankubrick
"Here's Johnny!" -The Shining (Directed by me )
)(actually, if you havent seen it already, its pretty damn creative)
http://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov
that's good!
12-05-2005, 07:53 PM
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Well Stankubrick, you should have saved everyone the trouble, and never made AI 
haha. terrible movie. they made us watch it in english class. lets make more of a melodramatic work of science fiction...
scott
haha. terrible movie. they made us watch it in english class. lets make more of a melodramatic work of science fiction...
scott
12-05-2005, 08:41 PM
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"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
~ Predator
"Look at all that sh*t! Do you really need all that sh*t? For Christ's sake it's Christmas!"
~Bad Santa
"I could blow this place up and be home in time for Corn flakes"
~Total Recall
"I'm a Jedi, like my father before me"
~Return of the Jedi
"It's time for Reggie, to Karate-cize yo azz"
~The Nutty Professor
"Hey look, an elephant!"
~Last Action Hero
-THE DON
~ Predator
"Look at all that sh*t! Do you really need all that sh*t? For Christ's sake it's Christmas!"
~Bad Santa
"I could blow this place up and be home in time for Corn flakes"
~Total Recall
"I'm a Jedi, like my father before me"
~Return of the Jedi
"It's time for Reggie, to Karate-cize yo azz"
~The Nutty Professor
"Hey look, an elephant!"
~Last Action Hero
-THE DON
12-05-2005, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by sexyscionlover
Well Stankubrick, you should have saved everyone the trouble, and never made AI
haha. terrible movie. they made us watch it in english class. lets make more of a melodramatic work of science fiction...
scott
haha. terrible movie. they made us watch it in english class. lets make more of a melodramatic work of science fiction...
scott
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12-05-2005, 11:55 PM
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Just cause I saw the bad santa one.
Marcus: It won't happen again. I can promise you that. Willie here has low blood sugar. That's all.
Willie: That's right. I forgot to take my pill.
Bob Chipeska: It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...
Willie: Fornicate?
Bob Chipeska: Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?
Willie: Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
Bob Chipeska: Yes... Well, even still, I think it's best for all parties considered if we...
Marcus: If we what?
Bob Chipeska: Well, I have somebody else interested in the position.
Willie: Before you do something stupid you might want to think about this s***.
Bob Chipeska: What are you talking about?
Willie: I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over godd*** USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherf*****s all over the sidewalk out there. Holding pickett signs and using bullhorns and s*** like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?
Bob Chipeska: Oh no, this is not a handicapped thing. I have nothing against you people.
Willie: You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said 'You People.'
Marcus: Who the hell is us people?
Bob Chipeska: No... He said... But... what... No no. Um, I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation.
Willie: Good thinking. And don't worry about us. We'll be fine. Let's get the hell out of here Marcus.
[Willie and Marcus get up to leave as Willie turns back to Bob]
Willie: You're pathetic.
Marcus: It won't happen again. I can promise you that. Willie here has low blood sugar. That's all.
Willie: That's right. I forgot to take my pill.
Bob Chipeska: It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...
Willie: Fornicate?
Bob Chipeska: Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?
Willie: Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
Bob Chipeska: Yes... Well, even still, I think it's best for all parties considered if we...
Marcus: If we what?
Bob Chipeska: Well, I have somebody else interested in the position.
Willie: Before you do something stupid you might want to think about this s***.
Bob Chipeska: What are you talking about?
Willie: I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over godd*** USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherf*****s all over the sidewalk out there. Holding pickett signs and using bullhorns and s*** like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?
Bob Chipeska: Oh no, this is not a handicapped thing. I have nothing against you people.
Willie: You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said 'You People.'
Marcus: Who the hell is us people?
Bob Chipeska: No... He said... But... what... No no. Um, I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation.
Willie: Good thinking. And don't worry about us. We'll be fine. Let's get the hell out of here Marcus.
[Willie and Marcus get up to leave as Willie turns back to Bob]
Willie: You're pathetic.
12-06-2005, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by peteyd
Just cause I saw the bad santa one.
Marcus: It won't happen again. I can promise you that. Willie here has low blood sugar. That's all.
Willie: That's right. I forgot to take my pill.
Bob Chipeska: It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...
Willie: Fornicate?
Bob Chipeska: Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?
Willie: Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
Bob Chipeska: Yes... Well, even still, I think it's best for all parties considered if we...
Marcus: If we what?
Bob Chipeska: Well, I have somebody else interested in the position.
Willie: Before you do something stupid you might want to think about this s***.
Bob Chipeska: What are you talking about?
Willie: I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over godd*** USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherf*****s all over the sidewalk out there. Holding pickett signs and using bullhorns and s*** like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?
Bob Chipeska: Oh no, this is not a handicapped thing. I have nothing against you people.
Willie: You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said 'You People.'
Marcus: Who the hell is us people?
Bob Chipeska: No... He said... But... what... No no. Um, I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation.
Willie: Good thinking. And don't worry about us. We'll be fine. Let's get the hell out of here Marcus.
[Willie and Marcus get up to leave as Willie turns back to Bob]
Willie: You're pathetic.
Marcus: It won't happen again. I can promise you that. Willie here has low blood sugar. That's all.
Willie: That's right. I forgot to take my pill.
Bob Chipeska: It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...
Willie: Fornicate?
Bob Chipeska: Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?
Willie: Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
Bob Chipeska: Yes... Well, even still, I think it's best for all parties considered if we...
Marcus: If we what?
Bob Chipeska: Well, I have somebody else interested in the position.
Willie: Before you do something stupid you might want to think about this s***.
Bob Chipeska: What are you talking about?
Willie: I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over godd*** USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherf*****s all over the sidewalk out there. Holding pickett signs and using bullhorns and s*** like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?
Bob Chipeska: Oh no, this is not a handicapped thing. I have nothing against you people.
Willie: You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said 'You People.'
Marcus: Who the hell is us people?
Bob Chipeska: No... He said... But... what... No no. Um, I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation.
Willie: Good thinking. And don't worry about us. We'll be fine. Let's get the hell out of here Marcus.
[Willie and Marcus get up to leave as Willie turns back to Bob]
Willie: You're pathetic.
j/k
