GM's amusement park
06-02-2009, 11:43 PM
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GM's amusement park
GM can pay back their bailout even faster, by converting their robots into rides.
http://www.break.com/index/robot_arm_ride.html
http://www.break.com/index/robot_arm_ride.html
06-03-2009, 03:55 AM
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Sorry, wouldn't work..
The rides would break down all the time, stranding passengers wherever it decided to grind to a halt.
(If any indication of the company's past performance.)
They'd then call in twice as many union workers to fix it, with half hanging out in the break room on "standby." Labor rates would approach physician's salaries, and GM would have to provide healthcare coverage to the baby born in the employee break room during the fix... since they can't discriminate against 9 month preggers.
The rides would break down all the time, stranding passengers wherever it decided to grind to a halt.
(If any indication of the company's past performance.)
They'd then call in twice as many union workers to fix it, with half hanging out in the break room on "standby." Labor rates would approach physician's salaries, and GM would have to provide healthcare coverage to the baby born in the employee break room during the fix... since they can't discriminate against 9 month preggers.
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