I sang to my neighbor because I was drunk...
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I sang to my neighbor because I was drunk...
I found this on another forum and decided to post it up here:
> >Pick the month you were born:
> >
> >January------I kicked
> >February-----I loved
> >March--------I smoked
> >April--------I dry humped
> >May----------I choked on
> >June---------I murdered
> >July---------I did the Macarena With
> >August-------I had lunch with
> >September----I danced with
> >October------I sang to
> >November-----I yelled at
> >December-----I ran over
> >
> >Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> >1--------a birdbath
> >2--------a monster
> >3--------a phone
> >4--------a fork
> >5--------a Mexican
> >6--------a gangster
> >7--------my cell phone
> >8--------my dog
> >9--------my best friends' boyfriend
> >10-------my neighbor
> >11-------my science teacher
> >12-------a banana
> >13-------a fireman
> >14-------a stuffed animal
> >15-------a goat
> >16-------a pickle
> >17-------your mom
> >18-------a spoon
> >19-------myself
> >20-------a baseball bat
> >21-------a ninja
> >22-------Chuck Norris
> >23-------a noodle
> >24-------a squirrel
> >25-------a football player
> >26-------my sister
> >27-------my brother
> >28-------an ipod
> >29-------a permanent marker
> >30-------a llama
> >31-------A homeless guy
> >
> >Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> >White---------because I'm cool like that
> >Black---------because that's how I roll.
> >Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
> >Red-----------because the voices told me to.
> >Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> >Green---------because I hate myself.
> >Purple--------because I'm cool.
> >Gray----------because I was drunk
> >Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> >Orange--------because I hate my family.
> >Brown---------because I was high.
> >Other---------because I'm a ninja.
> >None----------because I cant control myself
> >
> >Now post the sentence you made...
> >Pick the month you were born:
> >
> >January------I kicked
> >February-----I loved
> >March--------I smoked
> >April--------I dry humped
> >May----------I choked on
> >June---------I murdered
> >July---------I did the Macarena With
> >August-------I had lunch with
> >September----I danced with
> >October------I sang to
> >November-----I yelled at
> >December-----I ran over
> >
> >Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> >1--------a birdbath
> >2--------a monster
> >3--------a phone
> >4--------a fork
> >5--------a Mexican
> >6--------a gangster
> >7--------my cell phone
> >8--------my dog
> >9--------my best friends' boyfriend
> >10-------my neighbor
> >11-------my science teacher
> >12-------a banana
> >13-------a fireman
> >14-------a stuffed animal
> >15-------a goat
> >16-------a pickle
> >17-------your mom
> >18-------a spoon
> >19-------myself
> >20-------a baseball bat
> >21-------a ninja
> >22-------Chuck Norris
> >23-------a noodle
> >24-------a squirrel
> >25-------a football player
> >26-------my sister
> >27-------my brother
> >28-------an ipod
> >29-------a permanent marker
> >30-------a llama
> >31-------A homeless guy
> >
> >Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> >White---------because I'm cool like that
> >Black---------because that's how I roll.
> >Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
> >Red-----------because the voices told me to.
> >Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> >Green---------because I hate myself.
> >Purple--------because I'm cool.
> >Gray----------because I was drunk
> >Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> >Orange--------because I hate my family.
> >Brown---------because I was high.
> >Other---------because I'm a ninja.
> >None----------because I cant control myself
> >
> >Now post the sentence you made...