View Poll Results: Please check only one.
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll
I'm here to help with your Valentimes Day problems
02-14-2007, 09:20 PM
#1
Senior Member
SL Member
Scinergy
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Castle Rock, Colorado
Posts: 4,088
I'm here to help with your Valentimes Day problems
I know it's that time of year when you look at some hot babe and pop like 16 boners. It happens to most of us. But what to do after that? That how come I know you need my help.
I hearing a lot of "I don't know if she likes me." and "I'm too scared to make a move." So that leaves me to say one thing.
Crybaby.
No chick is gonna get all up on if you don't act like a man. So here is how make that hot babe think that you are all that.
#1. Don't suck.
#2. Show her that you are cool.
#3. Tell them you have money.
Let's go over how to do these things. Let's start with #1 because it's the first one.
#1. Don't suck. Hanging out with your friends talking about your 7th level wizard is cool, But not with the babes. They talk about horses and stuff so they are not in to all that. Oh, and Chill out on the burping and farting. I think they can't do it as well as us so they get jealous and then they get mad.
#2 Show her that you are cool. Try punching something. One time I punched a wall, It hurt but I didn't cry or act like it did. So people thought I was cool.
#3. Tell them you have money. You don't really have to buy them stuff just as long as they think you can buy them stuff. Have a really loud exhaust or gold rims if you have a car. Or you can paint your bike with gold spray paint. Anything to show them that you have cash and might give some of it to them if they hang out with you.
Now all you need is a opening line. You know something that get the hot babe to wanna get with you. I will get you an example...
Me:I'm looking to score, Second or third base?
Babe: Third.
And just like that I'm in. If she says second then she might not be that in to you. She could just be board and just doing it to kill some time.
With my advice you should be making out hard in no time. I hope this helps. You are welcome.
I hearing a lot of "I don't know if she likes me." and "I'm too scared to make a move." So that leaves me to say one thing.
Crybaby.
No chick is gonna get all up on if you don't act like a man. So here is how make that hot babe think that you are all that.
#1. Don't suck.
#2. Show her that you are cool.
#3. Tell them you have money.
Let's go over how to do these things. Let's start with #1 because it's the first one.
#1. Don't suck. Hanging out with your friends talking about your 7th level wizard is cool, But not with the babes. They talk about horses and stuff so they are not in to all that. Oh, and Chill out on the burping and farting. I think they can't do it as well as us so they get jealous and then they get mad.
#2 Show her that you are cool. Try punching something. One time I punched a wall, It hurt but I didn't cry or act like it did. So people thought I was cool.
#3. Tell them you have money. You don't really have to buy them stuff just as long as they think you can buy them stuff. Have a really loud exhaust or gold rims if you have a car. Or you can paint your bike with gold spray paint. Anything to show them that you have cash and might give some of it to them if they hang out with you.
Now all you need is a opening line. You know something that get the hot babe to wanna get with you. I will get you an example...
Me:I'm looking to score, Second or third base?
Babe: Third.
And just like that I'm in. If she says second then she might not be that in to you. She could just be board and just doing it to kill some time.
With my advice you should be making out hard in no time. I hope this helps. You are welcome.
02-14-2007, 10:23 PM
#5
Senior Member
SL Member
Scinergy
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Castle Rock, Colorado
Posts: 4,088
Originally Posted by vervesix
Heh, I was really upset by this until I realized it was a joke
02-14-2007, 10:30 PM
#6
Senior Member
Fail, INC
Club One
SL Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Team Sharpie
Posts: 10,213
Awesome Frosty. I'm gonna print this up and keep it with me so next time I"m at a bar I'll know what to do. It's sure to work better than my method of tellin' the ladies that I have a 12" weiner and then pullin' out my novelty mini ruler.
awsome
02-15-2007, 01:50 AM
#17
Senior Member
SL Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Royal Post Palace
Posts: 14,092
Originally Posted by aznpimp
^ yes. u been through a lot so must have some good/bad ones 
He later on became my first real bf
I don't like Valentine's day lol
I don't think someone should show love for their partner on a special given day but throughout the entire year. And I def see no need in flowers and chocolates and expensive dinners. One rose and home cooked dinner then watching a movie under th eblankets would be greta enough
At least, for me.But as Frosty described I'm sure there are a lot of shallow ppl around who only take into account gold rims and a $ chain ;)
02-15-2007, 01:53 AM
#18
Senior Member
SL Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Royal Post Palace
Posts: 14,092
Originally Posted by trdtcpr
Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by aznpimp
huh ? any advice from u tC ?
and left....
02-15-2007, 02:04 AM
#19
Senior Member
Scikotics
SL Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: >@b$oLu+ P.R.<
Posts: 3,213
Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by trdtcpr
Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by aznpimp
huh ? any advice from u tC ?
and left....
