burstaneurysm

She is jealous of my iPhone. Haha.

I just ordered a Pink Nano off Amazon.
I'm gonna load it up with some music and if I decide to go really cheesy, I can record a video to put on it too.

Thanks tCeeder!

Ukno0003

a box of rubbers then maybe hah

matt_a

Ask my wife how she likes the handgun I bought "her" for Christmas one year. Just be ready to run if you do.

SATownScion

came across this list here http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/of...l%26ID%3D10922

10. The Man Catcher Voodoo Kit: Nothing says 'I think you are reaching the point of desperation' more than a gift of voodoo charms meant to attract a mate.

9. The Handi-Cleanse Personal Bidet: While personal hygiene is important, the exact method that your friends and family use to freshen up should be left for them to decide.

8. The Bulge: Even if some people buy an item that fills out the front of their underpants, no one should be given such an item.

7. The Razorba Back Shaver: There is only one way to remove your back hair without enlisting the help of another person. It is called the Razorba, a strange invention and horrible gift idea.

6. Bubbles Butt Lifting Lingerie: Even if it is a good idea. Even if your friend looks the same front-to-back. Even if they weigh 50 pounds less than you. Don't do it.

5. **** Bleaching Cream: This year E! channel made a big deal out of **** bleaching and sales skyrocketed. Fortunately for all of us **** bleaching cream won't make it on anyone's wish list.

4. The Hardness Factor: Books on erectile dysfunction, while useful, don't work well as stocking stuffers.

3. The Strippers Guide To Looking Great Naked: Some gifts say "I love you". Some gifts say: "I care about you";. This gift says: "I don't like the way you look naked"

2. A Nose Hair Trimmer: Rarely will you see a retailer try to discourage sales but each year we ask people not to buy nose hair trimmers for their relatives. Unfortunately over 1,000 do.

...and the worst gift idea for 2005 is:
1. Cross Dress for Success: Even if Aunt Mildred used to be Uncle Milton you might want to let that tidbit of family history rest for a little while. A how-to book won't solve anything.

AdmirN

Gift Card to the mall if you don't have time 2 shop...

tCeeder

iTrader: (1)

np! i got my girl the same thing a few years back when they had the skinny nanos, she loved it and said it was very thoughtful (her ipod had broke a month earlier so + points for that too) needless to say she was all over the D that same afternoon. christmas ham? yes thank you!

good luck with it!

tCeeder

iTrader: (1)

are you kidding? lol make some time, this is your girlfriend not some stranger. imo gift card is the lamest gift you can give someone....to me its a lazy way out of using your head.

burstaneurysm

Agreed. Not a big fan of gift cards.

jct

i got a free gift card which imma gonna re-gift it

ChelsDS

Ugh why can't I find any of you guys in my area who think of nice gifts like that?? :?

Seeing as how you're already getting her a nano, what about something else that she doesn't know she needs/wants? I always ask for things that are useful. She have a hobby at all? Get her something that'll add to her hobby (if there is one). Heck I'd be satisfied with a bear from http://www.bearst.com/gundbears.html

Sciond

try here
http://www.evesaddiction.com/

GOLD_PLAYTD

A gift certificate for a mani/pedi
A gift certificate for a massage
or a hand made certificate for an intimate massage (unless you do this all the time, always always appreciated)

MissBenilda

get her a scion

burstaneurysm

I'd much rather her roll around in a Scion... She would too... anything's better than the grandma-tastic Mercury Sable. Haha.

jct

mini moto

GOLD_PLAYTD

Ahh, a true expression of your love for her......

Give her your Scion.

burstaneurysm

I' still haven't let her drive it. Haha.

13edge

I think tCeeder had the best idea. I just wouldn't be able to remember all the important songs. Probably just throw some bs r&b song on there and be like, "Remember this?" When she says no, I'd be like, "How could you forget!?"

RedneckwithanxB

You could get her a real man for a boyfriend bro...

Nastos