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02-15-2006, 08:44 PM

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the official scionlife joke thread!!! post 'em here

two cannibals were eatting a clown, and one of 'em asks does this taste funny to you

02-15-2006, 08:53 PM

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02-15-2006, 10:42 PM

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Thanks for the warning!! LOL

02-15-2006, 10:58 PM

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i want my loading time back!

02-16-2006, 03:19 AM

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02-16-2006, 04:28 PM

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well, while we're at it....

there's 2 elephants in a shower, the first one says "would you please pass the soap?" the second one says" WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?!!!?!? A TYPEWRITER???!!?!?!"

that one still kills me.

02-16-2006, 04:39 PM

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was the clown that clown from gjpj84's avatar?? I hate clowns...

02-16-2006, 05:24 PM

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President Bush is receiving his Iraq briefing: "We lost 3 Brazilians today".
Bush: That's terrible! Remind me again, how many soldiers are in a brazilian?

02-16-2006, 05:36 PM

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Quote:

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President Bush is receiving his Iraq briefing: "We lost 3 Brazilians today".
Bush: That's terrible! Remind me again, how many soldiers are in a brazilian?

Haha!

02-16-2006, 06:23 PM

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i don't get it pls ruin the joke for me to understand it purdy please lol

02-16-2006, 06:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheScionicMan

President Bush is receiving his Iraq briefing: "We lost 3 Brazilians today".
Bush: That's terrible! Remind me again, how many soldiers are in a brazilian?

same joke just replace bush with blond and the question

02-16-2006, 07:20 PM

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Two men walk into a bar. One of them splits his head open on it.

02-16-2006, 07:27 PM

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hehehhe na bad

02-16-2006, 07:35 PM

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a nun walks into a bar, ouch

02-16-2006, 07:42 PM

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

02-16-2006, 08:02 PM

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A termite walks into a bar and says, "Where's the bartender?"

02-16-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by hornet_on_the_flower

i don't get it pls ruin the joke for me to understand it purdy please lol

its one of those jokes from middle school where everyone knows it except the person being told the joke. At the end everyone starts laughing, so the person that has never heard it before starts to laugh, even though he/she doesn't get it. This causes everyone else to laugh harder(at the person trying to fit in).

after you hear it a couple hundred times, the punchline alone is just plain funny.

i guess, basically, the joke isn't meant to be got, but in a slightly warped sense, it is.

02-16-2006, 08:12 PM

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A priest, a rabbi and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender says" What is this, some kinda joke?"

02-16-2006, 08:18 PM

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Ok, get the kids out of the room for this one...

A guy walks into a bar and says "Bartender, gimme 6 shots of vodka."
The bartender lines 'em up and the downs them, one after another.
"Wow buddy, what's the occasion?"
" It was my first BJ." says the guy.
"Well, in that case the sevenths on the house"
"No thanks," says the man. "If six doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will."

Ok, now. On 3 everyone say "eww, gross"