the official scionlife joke thread!!! post 'em here
07-19-2006, 11:12 PM
#221
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Posted 23 August 2003 06:46
I know I posted this before but here it is again
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother".
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said.
She did.
He then said, "Now get on your knees".
She did.
"Now take down my zipper".
She did.
Now go ahead ...take it out..." he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands... then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well .. go ahead".
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it...and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...
"Hello, mom, can you hear me?"
I know I posted this before but here it is again
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother".
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said.
She did.
He then said, "Now get on your knees".
She did.
"Now take down my zipper".
She did.
Now go ahead ...take it out..." he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands... then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well .. go ahead".
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it...and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...
"Hello, mom, can you hear me?"
07-20-2006, 09:49 AM
#226
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07-21-2006, 09:42 PM
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You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
If you do not know, see answer below.
Get your drunk rear end off the merry-go-round!
If you do not know, see answer below.
Get your drunk rear end off the merry-go-round!