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Old 08-16-2006, 04:53 AM
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Old 08-16-2006, 01:10 PM
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What Kind Of Laundry Detergent Does Snoop Dog Use ??





Bleeeaaaahhhch.
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Old 08-16-2006, 01:12 PM
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Old 08-16-2006, 03:02 PM
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hhahahaha that pic is mad funny...
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Old 08-16-2006, 03:17 PM
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do a search for the dennis leary chain email... it's funny... I would post it, but it's long and has a lot of curse words... or click here for a list of them:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search
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Old 08-16-2006, 06:18 PM
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What does Helen Keller's mom do when she gets mad?
















































She Rearanges The Funiture!!
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Old 08-16-2006, 06:23 PM
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:24 PM
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There were2 peanuts walking threw the forest.....................










one of them was a-salted!
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:00 PM
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Old 08-18-2006, 08:19 PM
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A guy stumbles into a bar with a donkey and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." The man asks why not, and the bartender replies:


















"Because, you're already drunk off your @$$."
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Old 08-18-2006, 08:38 PM
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what did the mexican guy say when his house fell on him?










get off me homes.
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Old 08-18-2006, 10:18 PM
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two very good jokes right there
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Old 08-18-2006, 10:24 PM
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thnx I just came up with mine, I'm still working onit.
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whats the difference between a nagging clinky girlfriend and bucket of sh**?














The Bucket
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:55 AM
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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?










i dont have a cadillac in my garage.
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:57 AM
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Lets not start with the dead baby jokes I dont want this thread Locked
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Old 08-19-2006, 01:01 AM
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i had a few more but ok....
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Old 08-19-2006, 01:03 AM
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If you want, make a link to the web page you got them from.
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i dont have a link...my friends told me them.. but i have this

chuck norris went to the virgin islands
they call them the islands now.
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