the official scionlife joke thread!!! post 'em here
09-28-2006, 09:24 PM
#362
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Spanish Computer
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
''House''
For instance, is feminine: ''la Casa.'' 'Pencil,'' however, is
masculine:
"el lapiz.''
A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?'' Instead of giving
the
Answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and
female, and
Asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer'' should be a
Masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four
reasons for
Its recommendation.
The men's group decided that ''computer'' should definitely be of the
Feminine gender (''la computadora''), because: 1. No one but their
creator
Understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use
to
Communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone
else; 3.
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
possible later
Retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
Yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine
(''el computador''), because: 1. In order to do anything with them,
you
Have
To turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think
for
Themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but
half the
Time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one,
you
Realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten
a
Better model.
The women won.
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
''House''
For instance, is feminine: ''la Casa.'' 'Pencil,'' however, is
masculine:
"el lapiz.''
A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?'' Instead of giving
the
Answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and
female, and
Asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer'' should be a
Masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four
reasons for
Its recommendation.
The men's group decided that ''computer'' should definitely be of the
Feminine gender (''la computadora''), because: 1. No one but their
creator
Understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use
to
Communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone
else; 3.
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
possible later
Retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
Yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine
(''el computador''), because: 1. In order to do anything with them,
you
Have
To turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think
for
Themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but
half the
Time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one,
you
Realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten
a
Better model.
The women won.
09-28-2006, 10:18 PM
#363
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Originally Posted by hornet_on_the_flower
Spanish Computer
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
''House''
For instance, is feminine: ''la Casa.'' 'Pencil,'' however, is
masculine:
"el lapiz.''
A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?'' Instead of giving
the
Answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and
female, and
Asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer'' should be a
Masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four
reasons for
Its recommendation.
The men's group decided that ''computer'' should definitely be of the
Feminine gender (''la computadora''), because: 1. No one but their
creator
Understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use
to
Communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone
else; 3.
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
possible later
Retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
Yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine
(''el computador''), because: 1. In order to do anything with them,
you
Have
To turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think
for
Themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but
half the
Time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one,
you
Realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten
a
Better model.
The women won.
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
''House''
For instance, is feminine: ''la Casa.'' 'Pencil,'' however, is
masculine:
"el lapiz.''
A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?'' Instead of giving
the
Answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and
female, and
Asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer'' should be a
Masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four
reasons for
Its recommendation.
The men's group decided that ''computer'' should definitely be of the
Feminine gender (''la computadora''), because: 1. No one but their
creator
Understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use
to
Communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone
else; 3.
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
possible later
Retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
Yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine
(''el computador''), because: 1. In order to do anything with them,
you
Have
To turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think
for
Themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but
half the
Time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one,
you
Realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten
a
Better model.
The women won.
I still think the men should have won.
09-29-2006, 10:39 PM
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as posted on another forum that i visit too
It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern
Australia
> asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or
mild.
> Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught
the
> old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the
winter
> was
> going to be like.
>
> Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the
winter
> was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should
> collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after
> several days he had an idea. He walked out to the telephone booth on
the
> highway, called the Bureau of Meteorology and asked! "Is the coming
> winter in this area going to be cold?"
>
> The meteorologist responded! "It looks like this winter is going to
be
> quite cold."
>
> So the elder went back to his people and told them to collect even
more
> wood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the Bureau of
> Meteorology again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very
> cold
> winter?" The meteorologist again replied! "Yes, it's going to be a
very
> cold winter."
>
> The elder again went back to his community and ordered them to
collect
> every scrap of firewood they could find.
>
> Two weeks later the elder called the Bureau again.
>
> "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
> he asked. "Absolutely," the man replied! "It's looking more and more
> like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
>
> "How can you be so sure?" the elder asked.
>
> The weatherman replied! "There are reports that the Aboriginals are
> collecting firewood like crazy, and that's always a sure sign"
It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern
Australia
> asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or
mild.
> Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught
the
> old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the
winter
> was
> going to be like.
>
> Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the
winter
> was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should
> collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after
> several days he had an idea. He walked out to the telephone booth on
the
> highway, called the Bureau of Meteorology and asked! "Is the coming
> winter in this area going to be cold?"
>
> The meteorologist responded! "It looks like this winter is going to
be
> quite cold."
>
> So the elder went back to his people and told them to collect even
more
> wood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the Bureau of
> Meteorology again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very
> cold
> winter?" The meteorologist again replied! "Yes, it's going to be a
very
> cold winter."
>
> The elder again went back to his community and ordered them to
collect
> every scrap of firewood they could find.
>
> Two weeks later the elder called the Bureau again.
>
> "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
> he asked. "Absolutely," the man replied! "It's looking more and more
> like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
>
> "How can you be so sure?" the elder asked.
>
> The weatherman replied! "There are reports that the Aboriginals are
> collecting firewood like crazy, and that's always a sure sign"
10-14-2006, 01:26 AM
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> GHETTO SPELLIN'
> Words:
> Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
>
> ........
>
> This is Leroy's homework
> assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a
> sentence.
>
> 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho
> tel everybody.
>
> 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
>
> 3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my b****
> rectum
> both.
>
> 4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
> miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the
> joint.
>
> 5. ***** - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
> cup and said
> *****.
>
> 6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,
> "Man,
> it look fake."
> He say, "Bull____, that watch israel."
>
> 7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in
> the
> apartment
> undermine.
>
> 8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How
> much?"
> she
> say "fortify."
>
>
> Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic
> word....
>
>
> Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
>
> Let us use it in a sentence.
>
> "I should pop yo ___ fo what you jus did, but
> omelette
> dis one slide."
> Words:
> Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
>
> ........
>
> This is Leroy's homework
> assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a
> sentence.
>
> 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho
> tel everybody.
>
> 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
>
> 3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my b****
> rectum
> both.
>
> 4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
> miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the
> joint.
>
> 5. ***** - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
> cup and said
> *****.
>
> 6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,
> "Man,
> it look fake."
> He say, "Bull____, that watch israel."
>
> 7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in
> the
> apartment
> undermine.
>
> 8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How
> much?"
> she
> say "fortify."
>
>
> Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic
> word....
>
>
> Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
>
> Let us use it in a sentence.
>
> "I should pop yo ___ fo what you jus did, but
> omelette
> dis one slide."
10-14-2006, 01:32 AM
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yo momma soooooo stoopid!!!!......the other day i saw her running down the block wit the housephone in her hand.....
i kindly asked her.....hey wat are you doing???......
her response was......"duhhh stoopid im speed dialing!!"
i kindly asked her.....hey wat are you doing???......
her response was......"duhhh stoopid im speed dialing!!"
10-14-2006, 03:09 AM
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a jewish kid asks his dad for a dollar. the dad asks in reply, "fifty cents, what do you need a quarter for?"
you laughed.
an african-american guy goes to an employment agency and says he's looking for a job. the recruiter tells him he's in luck; they have an opening for an african-american who would be a driver for a 20 something female model worth several millions of dollars who just wants company while she shops, eats at fine restaurants, etc. he would be paid $5,000.00 a week and would work about 3 hours a day.
the african-american guy says to the recruiter, "you're $#!++!^% me!" she replies, "you started it."
you laughed again when you figured it out.
[/kidding]
you laughed.
an african-american guy goes to an employment agency and says he's looking for a job. the recruiter tells him he's in luck; they have an opening for an african-american who would be a driver for a 20 something female model worth several millions of dollars who just wants company while she shops, eats at fine restaurants, etc. he would be paid $5,000.00 a week and would work about 3 hours a day.
the african-american guy says to the recruiter, "you're $#!++!^% me!" she replies, "you started it."
you laughed again when you figured it out.
[/kidding]
10-14-2006, 04:16 AM
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Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year
old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it
published in the New York Times.
Dear Sir:
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored
to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his
presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to
honor it.
I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire
pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight
years.
You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity,
and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the
inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in
which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways.
I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and
letters, --- when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal,
overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.
>From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh -and-blood
person.
My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer
be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed
personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must
nominate.
Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other
person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact
which I require your chosen employee to complete.
I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much
about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative.
Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be
countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her
financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied
by documented proof.
In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN
number which he/she must quote in dealings with me.
I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have
modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my
account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the
sincerest form of flattery.
Let me level the playing field even further.
When you call me, press buttons as follows:
#1 To make an appointment to see me
#2. To query a missing payment.
# 3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
# 4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
# 5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to
nature.
# 6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home
#7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer
is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to
that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier.
# 8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.
# 9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be
put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.
While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music
will play for the duration of the call.
Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an
establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.
May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?
Your Humble Client
(Remember: This was written by a 86 year, old woman)
'YA JUST GOTTA LOVE " US SENIORS" !!!!!
old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it
published in the New York Times.
Dear Sir:
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored
to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his
presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to
honor it.
I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire
pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight
years.
You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity,
and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the
inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in
which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways.
I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and
letters, --- when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal,
overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.
>From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh -and-blood
person.
My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer
be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed
personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must
nominate.
Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other
person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact
which I require your chosen employee to complete.
I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much
about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative.
Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be
countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her
financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied
by documented proof.
In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN
number which he/she must quote in dealings with me.
I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have
modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my
account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the
sincerest form of flattery.
Let me level the playing field even further.
When you call me, press buttons as follows:
#1 To make an appointment to see me
#2. To query a missing payment.
# 3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
# 4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
# 5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to
nature.
# 6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home
#7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer
is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to
that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier.
# 8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.
# 9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be
put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.
While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music
will play for the duration of the call.
Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an
establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.
May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?
Your Humble Client
(Remember: This was written by a 86 year, old woman)
'YA JUST GOTTA LOVE " US SENIORS" !!!!!
10-14-2006, 03:44 PM
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The Pope As I understand it, Ratzinger was not the Cardinals
first choice. It was, interestingly, Cardinal Hans
Grapje. Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The
Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving
spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy.
After the war, he became a priest, serving as a
missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite
of his handicap) to villages across the continent. In
1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in.
Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to
administer last rights to those too severely injured
to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried
for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including
the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in
the mine's air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.
Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the
service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man,
church leaders felt that he should never ascend to the
Papacy.
They felt that the Church would never accept a
one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader
first choice. It was, interestingly, Cardinal Hans
Grapje. Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The
Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving
spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy.
After the war, he became a priest, serving as a
missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite
of his handicap) to villages across the continent. In
1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in.
Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to
administer last rights to those too severely injured
to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried
for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including
the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in
the mine's air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.
Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the
service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man,
church leaders felt that he should never ascend to the
Papacy.
They felt that the Church would never accept a
one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader
10-19-2006, 02:20 AM
#373
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When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh ,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for ?"
Tarzan replied, " tarzan check for bees"
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh ,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for ?"
Tarzan replied, " tarzan check for bees"
10-19-2006, 02:20 AM
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Posts: 1,459
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh ,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for ?"
Tarzan replied, " tarzan check for bees"
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh ,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for ?"
Tarzan replied, " tarzan check for bees"
10-19-2006, 02:25 AM
#375
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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THERE ARE NOT BLACK DRIVERS IN NASCAR...
#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THERE ARE NOT BLACK DRIVERS IN NASCAR...
#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways
10-19-2006, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by eLpReSiDeNtE
Originally Posted by Madzozs
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Christopher Walken.
