tc-guy

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a
Sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet
Across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she
Asks the sales clerk: 'Dddoo you u hhhave ddiilldos?'

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do
Have ******. Actually we carry many different models.'

The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn
Inchessss llo ng a a and a abbout twoo inchess ththiick... Aaand rruns by
Bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, 'Yes we do'

She asks: ' Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe
Ssunoooffab_____ offffff?'

jct

hahahaha

Sciontistical_One

iTrader: (2)

Something to make you say "Hmmmm"..... why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

foreverandaminute

It's easier to make square boxes instead of custom round boxes?? That one isn't that mind boggling, you can do better...

etli

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 while hot dog buns come in packs of 6?

Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?

http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/stupid.html

EDDIEA123

iTrader: (5)

hmmmm lol

foreverandaminute

i gotchyou on this one...

It's completely different companies, and they don't care for convenience for you, they care for convenience to them (i.e., production costs, utlilization of equipment, all that super cool stuff that equals 8 dogs to 6 buns)

13edge

Where do buns come in six? Here it's 8, 12, 16 or 24.

What I want to know is why does Hebrew National keep forgetting a hotdog? 7 is a crappy number for hot dogs.

EDDIEA123

iTrader: (5)

7? Why? How does the package look?

foreverandaminute

that's what i was thinking too, but i was just quoting etli

here's a thinker i came up with:

why does fabric softening dryer sheets have instructions that say place on top of your pile of clothes? does it really matter if it's on the top or at the bottom or in the middle? isn't it going to get mixed up anyway?

EDDIEA123

iTrader: (5)

Really? Never even bothered to look at the directions lol

Sciontistical_One

iTrader: (2)

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

foreverandaminute

Now that's hilarious!

TylerC08

I always put em in after I throw the all the laundry in the dryer. Feel a$$ backward putting them in with nothing in the dryer...lol

13edge

EDDIEA123

iTrader: (5)

Ohhh....lol wierd

richmond2000

So, a neutron walked into a bar and said "I’d like a beer, please."

After the bartender gave him one, he said "How much will that be?"

"For you?" said the bartender "No charge."

foreverandaminute

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha

chicotunner07

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...

The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explain ed the situ ation.

Her boyfriend say's, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'

jct

HAHAHAHA quarters