kkawana

lets see... (forgive the bad spelling)

Michaleangelo
Donnatello
Raphel
Leonardo
Splinter
Shreder

Snake eyes (G.I. Joe)
Quick Kick (G.I. Joe)
Storm Shadow (G.I. Joe)

DownhillSpec

ummm lets see...

the turtles almost never win without outside help unless they are fighting the foot clan who are just retards in purple jumpsuits....

shredder got killed in the comics

so did splinter....

and the two cobra gi joe guys got beat up all the time and...

snakeeyes... ummm if you remember right snake eyes got taken out by balloons in one episode... balloons KK... balloons... what a crappy ninja.

Jenna

Balloons, you say?

Runawayrogue

Don't make me whip out my full blacks...

Yes I have a full black Gi with mask...

Don't ask where I got it or I'll have to kill you...

BTW... ninjas generally don't have a rowdy crew of gun-toting miscreants at their beck and call... or cannons for that matter...

DownhillSpec

yes balloons filled with sleeping gas... yes snakeeyes... the cobra troops just want you to have a good time in that room.... there is no way they would fill those balloons with a toxic gas of some time... brilliant... what a shining example for all ninjas to strive for.

kkawana

will dive deeper into the ninja line.... .... i shall return

Jenna

LOL

My BIL bought all the GI Joe episodes on DVD for my boys a few years ago. They hate them and think they're the stupidest things ever. Quite frankly, I apparently didn't remember how stupid they were either. Wow.

BeaumontTC

Ninja transportation




Pirate transportation: Notice pirates pack heat

kkawana

Ninja Facts from www.entertheninja.com
* Ninja don't sweat. Not even during ninja sex. Ever.


* Bullets can't kill a ninja. Even 1 million bullets can not kill a ninja. (See the training video "Ninja 3: The Domination" for demonstration!)


* The Fart of a Ninja is a million times deadlier than the venom of a rattlesnake. With the right wind, a single fart can wipe out a small village.


* Ninja invented skateboarding.


* Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless against a ninja.


* Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.


* Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.


* Ninja can change complete wardrobes in less than 1 second.


* Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.


* Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.


* Ninja invented the internet. All of it.


* Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.


* Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.


* Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. They always win.


* Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.


* Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to brag.


* Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.


* Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.


* Whenever a ninja masterbates people get hurt.

kkawana

oh.. and some Ninja Wisdom
Ninja should never enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

Never scream just before attacking another ninja from behind. This will only alarm the ninja that you are about to do something funky.

Always wear a mask. You never know when you will see someone that you don't want to see you. TIP: (read this over and over till it makes sense)

Always carry a spare ninja uniform. You never know when you will need to change into something less dirty in mid-battle.

Never store shuriken in your underwear.

Try to use the swords of your enemies whenever possible. This way you can throw them into other bad ninja without having to worry about retrieving it later.

When trying to stop a run-away golf cart its best to pick up the back end (with hand if possible) so the wheels just spin in the air while the occupants start to get scared.

When fighting on the golf course, crushed golf ***** make a good blinding powder. Just grip the golfball firmly between thumb and for-fingers, and then squeeze!

When necessary, the ninja star can be thrown with ninja toes. For example, say you are trying to gain entry into an airborne helicopter. You are using both hands to hold on and you want to plant a shuriken in the eyeball of the pilot, what do you do? Shuriken with ninja feet!

Instead of forging your own calthrops, you can simply use the kids toy "jacks". If you are a evil ninja, you can just steal them from a child, or even a lesser-ninja.

Simple way to tell what time it is without a clock is to call the local phone operator and ask them. Simple, but effective. Don't tell them your name.

When preparing for battle, take some time to do all the hand signs of kuji-in. You will feel better and look cool at the same time.

Always run sideways when possible. With proper application you can run through walls.

When jumping far distances, always roll up into a ball. It will give an extra 50 feet of jumping height.

Want to jump higher? Plant a corn stalk. As it grows each day jump over it. Gradually you will increase your jumping height as the corn grows.

Always use your ninja names when speaking to each other in battle. Don't let sneaky golfers listen in to your conversations and wreck your plans.

Try to fight in mid-air whenever possible.

Try to keep your weapons on display, even in storage. You never know when you will need them to look pretty for a pre-revenge scene.

Wearing black eyeliner is good for blending in with the environments. Especially good for public missions where photo ops may arise. Don't forget to wear your mask.

DownhillSpec

excuse me KK.... theres one problem with everything you have said so far... your source is a ninja website.... thats all dirty ninja propaganda... its like reading stuff off of a al queida site and saying it is the word of god... you cant believe what the ninjas tell you... they are sneaky evil deceptive sewer rats.... sorry you lose...

mocascion

Imprtracr1

Ninja win.. Hands down. Not even a real contest.. at first I thought the question was a joke until I actually saw that he was really debating the fact.. so your answer is NINJA~! ALWAYS.

Has anybody ever watched Ninja Warrior on G4TV?? Its a Japanese show that has contestants conquer 3 or 4 stage obsticle courses that are just insane. Its GREAT. I think it comes on Sundays.. If you catch an episode this will show you why a Pirate will NEVER be able to compete with a ninja.. not even close.

kkawana

but see
they admit the lying.... a disclaimer hidden in the Ninja facts....

tho its a funny site.... i failed the phsycic test but on the good/bad ninja quiz i was deemed a good ninja

DownhillSpec

ummm sorry you are retarded... in any real fight... ummmm pirates have guns... all i have to say is bullets www.entertheninja.com and the fight is over.

Jenna

I still think a ninja can kid some pirate booty.

dziuniek

NINJ4 definately

DownhillSpec

so if they admit lying. then that means that all of that ninja propaganda is crap anyways... they are just lying to make themselves feel better... and with that many lies coupled together they must have the self esteem of a 15 year old girl whos the only one in her class to not get ***** yet.

kkawana

the ninja vs idiot is funny

Imprtracr1

Yeah but the point is that you or the Pirate would never have even known that the Ninja or Ninjas were even there in the first place.. Silent Death my friend... Silent Death. See if you go look out side your window right now.. there are probably 2 or 3 Ninja, but you will never be able to pick them out due to their mastery of blending in with their surroundings. They will probably dissapear as soon as they sense your movement and your intentions to look for them anyway, so they only time you MIGHT see a ninja is if he lets you as he kills you and takes your head. ..... Look! Theres one.........


..... to late...