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Old 01-07-2006 | 12:34 AM
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Old 01-07-2006 | 12:46 AM
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That's awesome.

Old 01-07-2006 | 12:54 AM
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That should be on the rice thread.
Old 01-07-2006 | 01:35 AM
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That was the most unoriginal standup routine I have ever seen. Maybe that comedian should come up with something a little less mulled over. Oh and give Brian Regan his attitude back.
Old 01-07-2006 | 01:35 AM
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eh....
Old 01-07-2006 | 01:41 AM
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"I think we just got passed by a weed wacker!" I like that quote.
Old 01-07-2006 | 02:07 AM
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haha weed wacker
Old 01-07-2006 | 02:13 AM
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too funny
Old 01-07-2006 | 02:52 AM
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tahts friggin awesome
Old 01-07-2006 | 03:15 AM
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LOL!!! my stomach hurts.
Old 01-07-2006 | 03:15 AM
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Nothing that a week reading random elitist car forums won't say.

It was comical but not original. Made me smile, I suppose that's enough.
Old 01-07-2006 | 03:36 AM
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wow what was his name mike merryfield damn he sux that was the worst... man im not even gonna get into how horrible that was please remove that trash of a comic.
Old 01-07-2006 | 03:39 AM
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^^^ Why.. he was talking about your car?
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hey got to give it to him....he's got the pep boys/kragen muffler sound down.
Old 01-07-2006 | 05:37 AM
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no he wasnt talking about my car hes a horrible standup comic. i fart jokes funnier than that... wow a weed wacker how original.. and whats with the whole oh its an entire 4 cylinders and the wing on a FWD, (it still works. called down pressure on wheels for more traction).. hes just trying to make fun of a topic he obviously doesnt follow. comics should reaserch or know what they are trying to make fun of hes throwing something that he thinks is funny out there he would have had a bigger laugh talkin bout his fatas$ doing yardwork and having a heat stroke!
Old 01-07-2006 | 06:43 AM
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^wow, you sure know everything for a 17 year old. It's not if the jokes have been heard before, it's called delivery. I'm sure you've heard a joke 100 times before but you still find it funny. He's so horrible he actually made people bust out laughing in the audience...horrible.
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Originally Posted by p2filz
no he wasnt talking about my car hes a horrible standup comic. i fart jokes funnier than that... wow a weed wacker how original.. and whats with the whole oh its an entire 4 cylinders and the wing on a FWD, (it still works. called down pressure on wheels for more traction).. hes just trying to make fun of a topic he obviously doesnt follow. comics should reaserch or know what they are trying to make fun of hes throwing something that he thinks is funny out there he would have had a bigger laugh talkin bout his fatas$ doing yardwork and having a heat stroke!
Spoken like someone who has a pointless wing and stickers and probably a fart pipe exhaust on their car. Way to "out" yourself dude. Don't be a bitter riceboy, just admit you're ____ and move on.

Wings don't do **** on a car that they aren't designed specifically for in a wind tunnel. 99% of the bolt on wings out there do nothing but create drag and they are pointless unless you are driving at speeds that most of the cars that have them aren't even capable of reaching.
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Spoken like someone who has a pointless wing and stickers and probably a fart pipe exhaust on their car. Way to "out" yourself dude. Don't be a bitter riceboy, just admit you're ____ and move on.

Wings don't do **** on a car that they aren't designed specifically for in a wind tunnel. 99% of the bolt on wings out there do nothing but create drag and they are pointless unless you are driving at speeds that most of the cars that have them aren't even capable of reaching.
BAM!


and I love my pedistal spoiler! not a fan of the fart can exhaust so none there for me. and I am anti-sticker, only 2 are approved for my car(my username and my club)
Old 01-08-2006 | 07:56 AM
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eh, he wasnt that funny, ive heard all those jokes from my friends about my rice, nothin new, and his delivery wasnt even good either :p



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