p2filz

what is something rich people need and poor people have

Ryz0n

nothing.

Denstyr

jct

Ryz0n

lol, I'm a lot younger than you two and I remember my dad telling me this when i was like 10. If i remember correctly, wasn't this riddle asked to Stanford kids and like hardly any of them could figure it out? And I tihnk the whole riddle was,

"What is worse than hell, better than heaven? The rich need it. The poor have it. If you eat it, you will die."

Superinc_tC

taxes

jwaj2002

the answer is nothing, heres a good one, if a hole is 3 feet wide 5 feet long, and 8 feet deep, how big is half a hole?

Denstyr

No such thing as half of a hole. A hole is a hole!

jwaj2002

yep, how far can a dog run into the woods before it runs back out?

Minttoast

half way, once it reaches the half way point it is then running out of the woods....I think lol

jwaj2002

yep, 7 men are walking down the sidewalk, 6 have umbrellas how do all 7 stay dry when they do not share an umbrella?

jct

its not raining...

when it falls it shatters when a bullet hits it, it doesn't even crack what is it?

jwaj2002

no its raining

jct

rainsuit

jwaj2002

nope

Denstyr

They were walkin' under an awning.

jwaj2002

nope, the 7th man, was in his coffin because he was dead

Ryz0n

haha. I have one that won't work on this thread, It only works in person and is still actually pretty stupid. It's based on you asking yes or no questions. I had an english teacher over summer who asked us this and didn't reveal enough till summer ended.

"A man walks into an exotic restaurant and orders condor. He takes one bite of it, and leaves. Why?"

Hah, don't even try

jct

AgentRice

its Nothing

rich people NEED nothing.. and poor ppl have NOTHING