riddle for u guys
12-06-2006, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubble2Box
Originally Posted by S1lent
Originally Posted by davedavetC
Originally Posted by XxTamTxX
^yup.
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
Um, would a SECRET be a better answer, maybe?
I'm cold hearted, insensitive, and mean.
Who else would come up with something like this: "Children are only good for two things... Pornography and Leukemia."
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12-06-2006, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by ZTC
whats easier to unload? bowling ***** or babies?
Babies, because u can use a pitchfork
im colder
what gets wetter as it dries?
Babies, because u can use a pitchfork
im colder
what gets wetter as it dries?
Sponge? Or, paper towel....you get the idea.....
12-06-2006, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by draxcaliber
oh man, not dead baby jokes...
This thread was started to be good fun I think......
12-06-2006, 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by S1lent
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Originally Posted by ADRdesignCo
nothing is the absense of something. however it is the answer to the question. so would it make the answer to the question an absense of something?
12-06-2006, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubble2Box
Originally Posted by draxcaliber
oh man, not dead baby jokes...
This thread was started to be good fun I think......
Anyone know the difference between a dead baby and a corvette?
12-06-2006, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by davedavetC
sorry about the aids comment, didnt mean to offend anyone.
If someone gets that easily offended from something that rediculous... Seriously... We live in a world full of hate and unspeakable acts that people do. *Points over seas*, But yet someone gets offended at a disease that is always someone's fault at having...
12-06-2006, 05:42 PM
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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? it's been flickering for weeks now" he looks at her and says. "Fix the light? now? does it look like I have a g.e. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? it won't close right." He replied, "fix the fridge door? does it look like I have westing house written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine," she says "then you could at least fix the steps to the door? They're about to break." "I'm not a damn carpenter, I don't want to fix steps," he says. "does it look like i have ace hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you I'm going to the bar!!!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. he starts to feel guilty, and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. as he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. as he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd all this get fixed?" she said, "well, when you left I sat outside and cried. just then a nice, well-built, young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. he offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake." He said, "so, what kind of cake did you bake him?" she replied, "hellooooo........ do you see betty crocker written on my forehead?...... I don"t think So"
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? it won't close right." He replied, "fix the fridge door? does it look like I have westing house written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine," she says "then you could at least fix the steps to the door? They're about to break." "I'm not a damn carpenter, I don't want to fix steps," he says. "does it look like i have ace hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you I'm going to the bar!!!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. he starts to feel guilty, and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. as he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. as he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd all this get fixed?" she said, "well, when you left I sat outside and cried. just then a nice, well-built, young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. he offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake." He said, "so, what kind of cake did you bake him?" she replied, "hellooooo........ do you see betty crocker written on my forehead?...... I don"t think So"
12-06-2006, 05:46 PM
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Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
She sleepily replied,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that ****."
There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
She sleepily replied,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that ****."