paul_dezod

This was an email I had received today, and damn is it true.

Subject: White friends vs Italian friends




WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.



WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.



WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was

wrong.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we f***ed

up...but that sh*t was fun!"



WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.



WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours.



WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.



WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ___ that left you.



WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"



WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.



WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had

enough.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,

"B*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"



WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out!!



WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will forward this



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06CStC

Darn, i'm asian, but i do have an italian friend.. maybe i'll forward to him or something.
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Cloudy Trichomes

chrischoi

iTrader: (2)

i'm korean.. my italian friend.. hmm... when we make racist jokes about each other.. his dad does say he;s gonna slap us with some wet noodle.s

paul_dezod

LOL

But isn't this so true about your Italian friends?