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Old 06-14-2007, 05:10 PM
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I'm sorta lame... when people ask me if I got a hair cut, I say "no, I got all of them cut.

I can't say I have any sly insults.
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Heh, I say that too. Also when they ask "what's up?" I say the ceiling or the sky... (lowers head) Yeah I'm a dork...
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Originally Posted by seattledave
when some people start saying, "my friends told me..."

i'll interrupt them at "my friends..." and say, "don't lie, you don't have any friends"
"...you mean both of 'em?"
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Originally Posted by seattledave
I had this slow girl say to me last night,
"So did you get a hair cut?"
i said "yeah"
she replied "Do you like it?"
i said yeah again...
...I don't get it...
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Seattledave, did your front to back, back to front post get deleted or did you delete it or am I blind. I was just about to open it up and read it... ???
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Originally Posted by Skeorx13
Heh, I say that too. Also when they ask "what's up?" I say the ceiling or the sky... (lowers head) Yeah I'm a dork...
you're supposed to look down at the front of your pants and say "nothing"
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when someone is singing a song, ask them what band/who does that song. When they tell you say "lets keep it that way"
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Heh, I say that too. Also when they ask "what's up?" I say the ceiling or the sky... (lowers head) Yeah I'm a dork...
you're supposed to look down at the front of your pants and say "nothing"
Sometimes when a female friend asks "what's up" I'll yell "MY PANTS!"
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"That's what you're weraing?"
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"I'd like to leave you with one thought, but im not sure you would have anywhere to put it!"
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"Keep talkin'...someday youll say something intelligent!"
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"So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. "
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