Spot the rice and taters ... (56k, Fugeddaboutit)
03-26-2007, 10:43 PM
#3221
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outside compusa....
03-26-2007, 10:46 PM
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hahaha, the fart canon is almost bigger than the aveo
03-27-2007, 12:14 AM
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Prepare yourselves for the largest post of rice and taters you have seen to date on this thread......
Patience....... it's coming.....!
Patience....... it's coming.....!
03-27-2007, 12:26 AM
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Funny Story:
So today I'm on the freeway and I notice this red Neon. It has a huge fart can, completey stock, 4-door piece of crap
. The windshield wipers are painted yellow, along with the door handles and some other things . So I'm in the far left lane about to pass this guy when, without signaling, he moves over and gets in front of me 
. I hit my brakes and now I'm ____ed ! He slows down to about 60 
. I look in his rear view mirror and I can see him laughing . When I get the chance, I drop it down to 3rd and whip around him 
. Now it's my turn . He thinks I'm racing him, but I'm just trying to get some distance, so I can ____ on him, that's right... ____ 
. I hit my rear windshield wiper squirter and spray all over his car 
. He's not laughing anymore . He slams on his brakes, but he can't get away . After about 30 seconds of spraying him, I get over and slow down so he can get along side of me . He was ____ed . He swerved at me and flipped me off 
. I couldn't stop laughing . He finally hits the gas and attempts to pull on me, but I dropped it down and got in front of him again sprayed a little more and then took my off ramp . Stupid ricer! I laughed all the way to work . The windshield washer squirter mod is the best one I've made yet .
So today I'm on the freeway and I notice this red Neon. It has a huge fart can, completey stock, 4-door piece of crap
. The windshield wipers are painted yellow, along with the door handles and some other things . So I'm in the far left lane about to pass this guy when, without signaling, he moves over and gets in front of me . I hit my brakes and now I'm ____ed ! He slows down to about 60 . I look in his rear view mirror and I can see him laughing . When I get the chance, I drop it down to 3rd and whip around him . Now it's my turn . He thinks I'm racing him, but I'm just trying to get some distance, so I can ____ on him, that's right... ____ . I hit my rear windshield wiper squirter and spray all over his car . He's not laughing anymore . He slams on his brakes, but he can't get away . After about 30 seconds of spraying him, I get over and slow down so he can get along side of me . He was ____ed . He swerved at me and flipped me off . I couldn't stop laughing . He finally hits the gas and attempts to pull on me, but I dropped it down and got in front of him again sprayed a little more and then took my off ramp . Stupid ricer! I laughed all the way to work . The windshield washer squirter mod is the best one I've made yet .
03-27-2007, 01:22 AM
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yup its great for dumb asses like that.......... I've had that same situation happen to me about 4 times since I've done that mod
03-27-2007, 01:24 AM
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^^ That was a lot of effin smileys... g'damn.
People around here are too angry to pull stuff like that.
People around here are too angry to pull stuff like that.
03-27-2007, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by burstaneurysm
^^ That was a lot of effin smileys... g'damn.
People around here are too angry to pull stuff like that.
People around here are too angry to pull stuff like that.
03-27-2007, 02:43 AM
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Man that's awesome!
Oh by the way here's the update for the buttload of ricer pics coming.
My girlfriend and I gave ourselves about 1 hour to get as many pics opf rice as we could in our town. At the 45 minute mark the batteries died!
However in that 45 minutes we nailed at least 8 doozies! camera is charging now will post soon for you all to enjoy!
Oh by the way here's the update for the buttload of ricer pics coming.
My girlfriend and I gave ourselves about 1 hour to get as many pics opf rice as we could in our town. At the 45 minute mark the batteries died!
However in that 45 minutes we nailed at least 8 doozies! camera is charging now will post soon for you all to enjoy!
03-27-2007, 02:53 AM
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Andrew we have been waiting since a couple hrs already move it!
move it!
03-27-2007, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by midgethearsexb
Funny Story:
So today I'm on the freeway and I notice this red Neon. It has a huge fart can, completey stock, 4-door piece of crap . The windshield wipers are painted yellow, along with the door handles and some other things . So I'm in the far left lane about to pass this guy when, without signaling, he moves over and gets in front of me . I hit my brakes and now I'm ____ed ! He slows down to about 60 . I look in his rear view mirror and I can see him laughing . When I get the chance, I drop it down to 3rd and whip around him . Now it's my turn . He thinks I'm racing him, but I'm just trying to get some distance, so I can ____ on him, that's right... ____ . I hit my rear windshield wiper squirter and spray all over his car . He's not laughing anymore . He slams on his brakes, but he can't get away . After about 30 seconds of spraying him, I get over and slow down so he can get along side of me . He was ____ed . He swerved at me and flipped me off . I couldn't stop laughing . He finally hits the gas and attempts to pull on me, but I dropped it down and got in front of him again sprayed a little more and then took my off ramp . Stupid ricer! I laughed all the way to work . The windshield washer squirter mod is the best one I've made yet .
So today I'm on the freeway and I notice this red Neon. It has a huge fart can, completey stock, 4-door piece of crap
. The windshield wipers are painted yellow, along with the door handles and some other things . So I'm in the far left lane about to pass this guy when, without signaling, he moves over and gets in front of me . I hit my brakes and now I'm ____ed ! He slows down to about 60 . I look in his rear view mirror and I can see him laughing . When I get the chance, I drop it down to 3rd and whip around him . Now it's my turn . He thinks I'm racing him, but I'm just trying to get some distance, so I can ____ on him, that's right... ____ . I hit my rear windshield wiper squirter and spray all over his car . He's not laughing anymore . He slams on his brakes, but he can't get away . After about 30 seconds of spraying him, I get over and slow down so he can get along side of me . He was ____ed . He swerved at me and flipped me off . I couldn't stop laughing . He finally hits the gas and attempts to pull on me, but I dropped it down and got in front of him again sprayed a little more and then took my off ramp . Stupid ricer! I laughed all the way to work . The windshield washer squirter mod is the best one I've made yet .ROLMAO i wish i could see that, man your are the shiiiit lol so how did you mod your squirt thingy to do that lol??
03-27-2007, 04:33 AM
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tC's cant do it.
03-27-2007, 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted by tC4italy
Andrew we have been waiting since a couple hrs already move it!
move it!
03-27-2007, 04:43 AM
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get a photobucket account upload them there and copy the img url to the scionlife post and put this b4 and after the pic [pic] [/pic]
03-27-2007, 04:45 AM
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put them on photo buket, and link them using the [IMG] link on photo bucket!!
03-27-2007, 04:57 AM
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^ what he said lol i put pic hahahahaha it supposed to be img mahbad lol i got carried away with this slang over the internet lol its [img] [/img]
03-27-2007, 04:58 AM
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Alright thanks!
03-27-2007, 04:24 PM
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andrew... where r they!!!! hmmmm my name is andrew to lol
03-27-2007, 10:22 PM
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Hi Guys, got my computer back and running, while doin that I took some pics of some of our local ricers.....
How about a home-made wing????
Mazda Speed wannabe
Funny this guy wanna race, but i guess he's slow on take off
How about a home-made wing????
Mazda Speed wannabe
Funny this guy wanna race, but i guess he's slow on take off
03-28-2007, 12:14 AM
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no mirrors on the elantra, makes it go WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!