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Old 05-17-2007 | 07:28 PM
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batman would make superman his catwoman! lol
Old 05-17-2007 | 07:30 PM
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LOL... so basically your saying that short of alien super technology nothing can hold superman? Ok. Agreed.
But if we put batman in rikers his *ss isn't going anywhere!
Old 05-17-2007 | 07:32 PM
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Who cares who would win? The important thing is batman drives a cooler car. =P
Old 05-17-2007 | 07:34 PM
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also, superman is an alien, so instead of prison he would be deported!LOL.

anyway, this was a what if batman was to fight superman debate. headon, no restrictions or circumstances. just what if batman and superman decided to fight to the death.
Old 05-17-2007 | 07:34 PM
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Touche my friend. But after superman beats him up he could take it for himself...
Old 05-17-2007 | 07:43 PM
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Ok... let's set parameters. Superman calls batman and says "hey let's fight tomorrow at 12p.m. on earth, no rules."

Who would win and how?
Old 05-17-2007 | 07:45 PM
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batman. he'd make some kryponite gadget that would ensnare superman.
Old 05-17-2007 | 07:47 PM
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Muahaha... Take this:

Superman would simply have to fly back in time to jsut before he called, not call, then walk right up to batman and one punch him. Check mate.
Old 05-17-2007 | 07:50 PM
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Superman is the gayest superhero ever. Gayer than the Green Lantern.
Old 05-17-2007 | 07:50 PM
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i don't believe in the fly back in time superman, wasn't that just in one movie? or is that in the comic canon?
Old 05-17-2007 | 07:54 PM
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Only in one movie as far as I know. Let's say that superman and batman traded punches. Batman would not last one punch before he would be out cold. What a pansy *ss superhero.
Old 05-17-2007 | 07:54 PM
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are you kidding? if batman had time to plan like that, superman would be toast. batman is a master tactician. superman practically walks into traps for a living. batman is always figuring stuff out. and green lantern (the black one) is the man, he is doing hawk girl for crying out loud.
Old 05-17-2007 | 07:58 PM
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Whatever... superman would kick batmans butt and then batman would go back to his butt(ahem)batcave and tell the rawhide kid what a bad day he had.
Old 05-17-2007 | 08:05 PM
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i contend that "green lantern" sucks.

What's the power? He can do/make anything with that ring. pretty much the most powerful weapon in the dc universe. But how many green lanterns have died? lame. batman doesn't have a billionth of the power that ring has, and there is only 1 batman.
Old 05-17-2007 | 08:09 PM
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If I were Batman, I'd kidnap and torture his mom and Lois to their last breath. And if you're gonna ask me who's Superman's hostage? He can take my butler Alfred and my girls, who have had spanking each night, and I won't give a big pile of warm bat$hit. Let's see who suffers the most.
Old 05-17-2007 | 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by krustytheclown
Superman is the gayest superhero ever. Gayer than the Green Lantern.
Even gayer than aquaman???
Old 05-17-2007 | 08:15 PM
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Duh, lead suit? Batman would be toast.
Old 05-17-2007 | 08:21 PM
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batman would win... see superman, even from the smallville days, has always been a panzy... batman on the otherhand has a dark side to him... he will beat and kill when he needs to.. superman won't... batman would take lana and lois and superman's mom.. beat them and have some fun.. superman would be so crushed.. he would kill himself.. hahahah
Old 05-17-2007 | 08:21 PM
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Screw both of them I vote for Papa Smurf, he can just unleash the smurf power and dozens of smurfs would attack like little Piranhas.
Old 05-17-2007 | 08:23 PM
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^^^ but then again.. superman would destroy the earth and live on the moon.. hahaha..jkjk


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