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Old 05-17-2007 | 08:24 PM
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batman would bring something to get rid of the lead suit, it never seems to save the day ever.
Old 05-17-2007 | 08:28 PM
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I'm gonna go with Batman for the various reasons stated above and because Superman is sooooo boring.
Old 05-17-2007 | 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by scionofPCFL
Duh, lead suit? Batman would be toast.
Then again, Batman will build an 'anti-lead suit' gadget then incinerate Superman with kryptoflames. Always note that Batman is sneaky and slick filled with uber clever brain cells.
Old 05-17-2007 | 08:40 PM
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At first this was a simple question.. Superman, hands down... but good arguments have been made for Batman....but, the thing that sends me back to Superman winning is this...All he has to do is put Robin in harm's way, that will distract Batman long enuff to kick his butt.


Superman FTW.




But Lion-o would take Superman paws down.
Old 05-17-2007 | 08:43 PM
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A topic oldmanatee and I agree on!? It must be a cold day in hell.
Old 05-17-2007 | 09:28 PM
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I saw Satan buying a down jacket....
Old 05-17-2007 | 09:30 PM
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yeah, well, goku could totally go super saiyen level 4 and just totally brutalize anybody before they even knew what hit'em!
Old 05-17-2007 | 09:48 PM
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With the lead suit, superman could still move near the speed of light, which means that batman gets one (at most) shot before superman smacks him down.

Batman's best edge is that he can find that scary place much quicker than superman, and batman doesn't really have much hope for humanity. The only thing that would prevent the win, is that superman wouldn't be ____ed off enough, and would keep trying to subdue batman instead of knocking him into the sun.
Old 05-17-2007 | 10:00 PM
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Batman is Awesome. But what about Chuck Norris? Chuck would put a beatdown on Batman AND Superman.
Old 05-18-2007 | 02:32 AM
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Batman wears tight leather bondage gear.

Honestly, I think he is the most unrealistic superhero of all time. No one can be the best at everything.

Superman via anything he wants and Batman will go back to some fetish party.
Old 05-18-2007 | 02:39 AM
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Superman wears spandex, and his underwear on the outside.
Old 05-18-2007 | 02:40 AM
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no, leather is what he wears in the movie, in actuallity, it is like spandex or something.

also, batman gets laid way more often then superman.

superman wears bright blue, red and yellow tights...and i'm not sure, does he ever hit louis lane? wait, doesn't bruce wayne hit louis lane before clark kent? yeah, batman rules!

and yes, you can be good at everything, it is called dicipline and such.
Old 05-18-2007 | 02:46 AM
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It's called unrealistic, someone is going to be better than you at something.

You can't be the smartest, richest, most clever, most popular, most athletic, have the most resources, have the coolest toys, etc.

That's too much, have a major flaw, everyone else does.

Oh, and Superman has this thing called moral fiber, he's not just gonna bang some girl out because he can.

As for Batman, being a douchebag isn't a major flaw, it just makes you a dick.
Old 05-18-2007 | 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by TheRealBen
...Oh, and Superman has this thing called moral fiber, he's not just gonna bang some girl out because he can...
I think it's more because he would kill said woman.
Old 05-18-2007 | 02:55 AM
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That too. And we all know the story about when he tried to screw Wonder Woman....

...damn invisible man.
Old 05-18-2007 | 02:56 AM
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batman's flaw is that he is psychotic. and while he isn't the best at everything, he is extremely well balanced and knows how to find out what he needs to know, remember, he has the batcomputer linked tot he batmobile and bat plane, coptor motorcycle etc. and a utility belt.

lets just say he has a black belt in some kind of uber awesome martial arts style, and he went to like yale, or harvard or some super advanced school or whatever.

and he is rich as ballz, which means he can make anything possible.

and then in the future with batman beyond, yeah, he can have a cool supersuit to make him even more powerful.

in the series he is never better than villians, he usually outsmarts them, or uses their own power against them, like that steriod freak bane, does batman outmuscle bane? no, he usually outsmarts and out manuevers him.

superman is just like "i'm solar powered and really strong. i'll just wail on you until the day is saved."
Old 05-18-2007 | 02:56 AM
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put some kryptonite on a batarang and call that ish a day!

Frank Miller's the Dark Knight and other dark knight books are a great read! Batman vs Spawn was also an awesome graphic novel.

On the superman side; Death of Superman was f'n great!

But my preferedd hero is the Dark Knight hands down
Old 05-18-2007 | 02:59 AM
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You know who was really cool? Doomsday. He beat the living fark outta ole Supe.

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Missed that post Hotweelz
Old 05-18-2007 | 02:59 AM
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Who cares about moral fiber?

As long as a superhero saves the day, and get laid at night; he'd still be the winner. It's a win-win situation.
Old 05-18-2007 | 03:01 AM
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Yeah, that morality crap is one of the reasons I dislike Superman. I like my (anti) superheros a little edgier.


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