Superman vs. batman
05-18-2007 | 03:10 AM
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well, on tv series and such, it isn't shown as much, but people don't realize that batman is literally obsessed. he is calm and controlled and such, but he is literally obsessed with crime and such, he is as crazy as the villians he sends to arkham asylem.
also, i believe batman never kills anybody. it goes against his code of honor or something.
superman is just that, a superman, and nearly flawless, the only thing he isn't super at is life situations where his personality and social ineptitude are the only part of him that aren't intensifited by the suns yellow rays.
also, i believe batman never kills anybody. it goes against his code of honor or something.
superman is just that, a superman, and nearly flawless, the only thing he isn't super at is life situations where his personality and social ineptitude are the only part of him that aren't intensifited by the suns yellow rays.
05-18-2007 | 03:19 AM
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Superman is also the most morally upstanding superhero ever, he'd never purposely hurt someone if he can restrain them first.
That quite often gets in the way of just whopping some ___.
And yes, the death of Supes did suck as a storyline.
That quite often gets in the way of just whopping some ___.
And yes, the death of Supes did suck as a storyline.
05-18-2007 | 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Jehoo
And I remember when Superman died, then there were 4 other 'Supermans' that came out, IMO it was lame and ____...
But yeah, those other Supermen were dumb. And Shaq....
05-18-2007 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by draxcaliber
batman's flaw is that he is psychotic. and while he isn't the best at everything, he is extremely well balanced and knows how to find out what he needs to know, remember, he has the batcomputer linked tot he batmobile and bat plane, coptor motorcycle etc. and a utility belt.
lets just say he has a black belt in some kind of uber awesome martial arts style, and he went to like yale, or harvard or some super advanced school or whatever.
and he is rich as ballz, which means he can make anything possible.
and then in the future with batman beyond, yeah, he can have a cool supersuit to make him even more powerful.
in the series he is never better than villians, he usually outsmarts them, or uses their own power against them, like that steriod freak bane, does batman outmuscle bane? no, he usually outsmarts and out manuevers him.
superman is just like "i'm solar powered and really strong. i'll just wail on you until the day is saved."
lets just say he has a black belt in some kind of uber awesome martial arts style, and he went to like yale, or harvard or some super advanced school or whatever.
and he is rich as ballz, which means he can make anything possible.
and then in the future with batman beyond, yeah, he can have a cool supersuit to make him even more powerful.
in the series he is never better than villians, he usually outsmarts them, or uses their own power against them, like that steriod freak bane, does batman outmuscle bane? no, he usually outsmarts and out manuevers him.
superman is just like "i'm solar powered and really strong. i'll just wail on you until the day is saved."
05-18-2007 | 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by matt_a
Originally Posted by captainlaziness
Superman wears spandex, and his underwear on the outside.
05-18-2007 | 12:43 PM
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So, let's recap..
Batman, kinky, latex wearing, computer nerd that while he does get laid, spends way too much time with Robin.
Superman, wears pantyhose with his under-roos on the outside, never finishes a fight and the only thing that has ever whipped him is Lois Lane......
We need better superheroes.
Batman, kinky, latex wearing, computer nerd that while he does get laid, spends way too much time with Robin.
Superman, wears pantyhose with his under-roos on the outside, never finishes a fight and the only thing that has ever whipped him is Lois Lane......
We need better superheroes.
05-18-2007 | 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by oldmanatee
So, let's recap..
Batman, kinky, latex wearing, computer nerd that while he does get laid, spends way too much time with Robin.
Superman, wears pantyhose with his under-roos on the outside, never finishes a fight and the only thing that has ever whipped him is Lois Lane......
We need better superheroes.
Batman, kinky, latex wearing, computer nerd that while he does get laid, spends way too much time with Robin.
Superman, wears pantyhose with his under-roos on the outside, never finishes a fight and the only thing that has ever whipped him is Lois Lane......
We need better superheroes.