You sir, are correct.

 

So, we just gonna ignore this one?

 

Who is that?

 

Captain Caveman!!!!

 

...I'm trying my best to ignore him...

Geico, so easy Captain Caveman could do it

 

He must be from a while back...

J/K!!! Please don't smite me with your wrath. :shields himself from possible attack:

 

He was last seen on Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

 

This thread is fun. Personally I think superman is a flake and of questionable sexuality... Batman is a badass. The new one, not the oldskool tv show... (shudders) Who would win in a fight though... That all depends on the situation at hand, the amount of time to prepare, rules, relative mindstates of each hero, etc. Plus superman is a pantywaist he'd probably not fight batman anyways since they're both superheros and on the side of good. (more or less in batman's case)

 

(*shutters* Thinking back to when I had this conversation everyday)
I used to work in a comic book store *eye twitch starts again*
I thought Wizard settled this years ago. But I guess if we must go over this again then we must.
The short story:
Superman goes crazy in the future. Superman of today finds this out and has a bullet made out of kryptonite and gives it to Batman knowing that Batman will never use a gun unless he has to.
Superman gave Batman the way to kill him.

 

You see...this is why I like Lion-o from the Thundercats.

Except for that thing one time with Cheetara, he is spotless....

 

I fantasize about Superman.

 

I got your man of steel right here.

 

Dark Knight Returns

 

uhmmmm........*cleans mind*

 

Don't worry, I'm sure I'll post something soon enough that will warp your mind again.

 

I can tell by this post that you think the way to judge a man is by how often he gets laid and how willing he is to throw down. Wow, you must be a really insecure man.

Those that are secure and upstanding don't have to go out looking to get laid all the time. Neither do they have to find a way to fight anyone. A real man would rather not fight.

 

A real man would not wear his underwear on the outside.

 

Couple of things to note: the guy you quoted used a form of internet notation known as the "smiley". These are used indicate the poster's mood, frame of reference, or that they are being sarcastic. You didn't use a smiley, so it's difficult to tell if you are kidding or are serious.

If you are kidding, please use the smiley

If you are serious, why you gotta go ____ing on our goofy silly thread?

 

ok time to fess up knuckleheads:


how many of you wore superhero underoos as a kid?

 

This debate has been proven time and time again in the books. Batman wins everytime. And furthermore Batman isn't afraid of bats, he just uses them as his signature. Also Batman keeps a krypto ring on him at all times just in case Supes ever turns bad for some reason (like mind control), he can take them down. Supes is too nice a guy anyways, when it came down to it he wouldn't be able to finish the job where as Batman would. Plus all batman would have to do is keep Supes out of sunlight for a little while, while he was fighting him and his energy would deppriciate to nothing. Supes gets his power from the sun so if you keep him out of it he is toast. But like I said earlier, Batman has whooped Supes time and time again.

Oh and the Hulk would destroy batman fo sho. Batman would only keep making him stronger because he would be getting madder and madder. Hulk can regenerate and his skin becomes invurnarable.

Now Spidey and Batman would be a very interesting fight.