Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1 . 0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.




Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5! and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

 

That is fantastic!!

 

Hehe...yeah, I thought it was good. Of course, only us married guys are going to really appreciate it.

 

Very funny stuff.....i think any guy can relate!!!!

 

good stuff married or not

 

bleah


(j/k i read it b4 it's cute)

 

BEST THREAD EVER

 

yeah i wonder y u said it

 

That is awesome only because I am try to work out the kinks in the coversion from girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0

 

Just reboot. Usually wife1.0 wants you to use Ctrl+*****+Del.

 

HAHAHAHA that may be funnier then the original post!

 

 

 

 

My system tried to auto-install Wife 1.0 from Girlfriend 7.0 but I cancelled installation. Now I'm running Bachelor 3.5. It runs scionupgrade 2.2 and gaming 7.5 but it seems to lag a lot on easybarchick 6.9.

 

it's funny if it weren't degrading

 

Sounds like to me an operational system restore in this situation could be worth alot of money to some people.
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VOLCANO VAPORIZER

 

I don't see it as degrading. I love my wife dearly and I have a tremendous amount of respect for her. But I aslo think that email is funny. And ya know what?....so would she. She has a sense of humor about stuff like that. I don't get offended when someone tells a joke that picks on guys and the crazy things we do.

 

I can't even find the Girlfriend 7.0 program. I dont know if i have the system requirements or not. I think Ill just spend my money on MoreScionBoost1.5

 

i wasn't referring to the original post in fact if you look better i wrote it was funny and that i read it before somewhere else

i was tryin to be funny....i mean after someone told me this and i laughed at it u can't call me humorless :