There IS a Hell...and this is the video footage

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01-14-2006, 10:21 PM

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You can thank the French for elevating that fuggin' tool to superstar status!
Yet another reason NOT to go to Paris...

Scott

Actually, it was Germany.

01-14-2006, 10:23 PM

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That is HILARIOUS! Wow!

01-14-2006, 10:24 PM

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NO, it's the French. I promise you.
I renounce my German heritage if that's even remotely true...

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01-14-2006, 11:02 PM

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Umm ahh umm ahh -- I -- I think I'm freaking blind now and my ears -- I think
there bleeding-- I cant hear so well anymore. Mommmmy -- Please remove david
hasildork from my computer -- its like not working anymore. Mommmmmyyyy...........
Helpppppppppppppppppppp......................................

01-14-2006, 11:11 PM

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im scared........*_*

01-14-2006, 11:31 PM

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That was totally awesome! I am a huge fan of David. I have all his albums, and yes there are several. I have to get them all imported from Germany though. I can never find them in the US.

Somebody please shoot me. I thought it would be funny when I started typing but then I realized I have problems...

...That was pretty horrifying. Im almost positive Baywatch will never have the same effect it once did. Everytime I see his face now I will wanna rip out my eyes.

01-14-2006, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by slboettcher

NO, it's the French. I promise you.
I renounce my German heritage if that's even remotely true...

Scott

Well... um... start the renouncing..

Check this out, my girlfriend is German, so naturally I've spent some time there visiting her family over the years. She still has posters of this guy from when she was little!! This guy is like the German Beatles.

For those out of the loop, bone up on your Hasselhoffism! Here is a blurb from IMDB

The success of "Knight Rider" (1982) resulted in Hasselhoff's first major international following. When the show ended, Hasselhoff launched a successful recording career in Europe. In 1989, "Looking for Freedom" remained in the number one spot on the German charts for eight consecutive weeks. He has continued to perform regularly in concert and has released nine albums to date.

Well, although I hate to say it, I have to admire his sense of humor to make that video

01-15-2006, 03:08 AM

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it IS germany... btw... well known fact for a while...
I don't know if the French played a part, but let's blame them anyway

I have been rendered utterly speechless...
I'm am now embarassed I ever watched any of his shows

01-15-2006, 03:19 AM

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Did some googling and it looks like both are losers - Germany and France apparently love this dork.
I have to start taking Russian of Japanese now...
My last name will be legally changed this summer

Scott

01-15-2006, 05:39 AM

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he even makes fun of how much they love him in germany.

on the movie dodge ball, the german team pray to his picture and when they lose, there he is hitting them and cursing them in german.

01-15-2006, 02:38 PM

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I will now lose sleep for the next 4 weeks!

01-15-2006, 03:33 PM

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Wow thats all I can say.. You know Europe and Germany are loving that video...

01-15-2006, 08:08 PM

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I couldnt watch it for more than 15 seconds, too fuggin ___...

01-15-2006, 08:12 PM

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Yeah, admittedly, I watched about 30 seconds and almost puked up my med's.
That guy is just amazing - celeb's in general are nauseating, but he takes the cake...

Scott

01-15-2006, 08:43 PM

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losing eyes and refusing to see him as anything other than Michael Knight:::

He can hold a note but please, please, please stay on the German charts and not American charts. I think the director of that video was hooked on more than a feeling. LSD comes to mind.

01-15-2006, 09:02 PM

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losing eyes and refusing to see him as anything other than Michael Knight:::

HAH! i love that scanner!

this one here can do that same effect

01-15-2006, 09:28 PM

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