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Old 03-20-2007, 09:36 PM
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Over is the only way it should ever be. Glad to see other people are as serious about this as I am. When my GF puts it on under I freak out and go nuts. I swear she does it to annoy me....
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:38 PM
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which ever one that goes on the quickest.. but i normally dont change the roll haha
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:40 PM
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over...

spins nicer and cleaner
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:41 PM
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I steal TP from work...you know the big Mile long rolls...but I dont want to install the dispensor in my house, so I just leave it on the counter and pull up
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:48 PM
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It has to be over.
When you put a wad of it in the toilet with it still attached to the roll it spins like freaking crazy when you flush it. If it's under it tears to quickly and doesn't spin the roll.
Much less funny.

Maybe only funny when drunk.
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:50 PM
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What a GREAT thread. . . lol
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:55 PM
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Damit...someone found my stash
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Frosty355
It has to be over.
When you put a wad of it in the toilet with it still attached to the roll it spins like freaking crazy when you flush it. If it's under it tears to quickly and doesn't spin the roll.
Much less funny.

Maybe only funny when drunk.
Frosty brings up an excellent point. And yeah, thats funny all the time. Not just when intoxicated. But that can make it even funnier...
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:58 PM
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I think this is starting to turn in to a crappy topic.
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Fun Facts

What did people use before toilet paper was invented? <<

*Newsprint, paper catalogue pages in early US
*Hayballs, Scraper/gompf stick kept in container by the privy in the Middle Ages
*Discarded sheep's wool in the Viking Age, England
*Frayed end of an old anchor cable was used by sailing crews from Spain and Portugal *Medieval Europe- Straw, hay, grass, gompf stick
*Corn cobs, Sears Roebuck catalog, mussel shell, newspaper, leaves, sand- United States
*Water and your left hand, India
*Pages from a book, British Lords
*Coconut shells in early Hawaii
*Lace was used by French Royalty
*Public Restrooms in Ancient Rome- A sponge soaked in salt water, on the end of a stick
*The Wealthy in Ancient Rome-Wool and Rosewater
*French Royalty-lace, hemp
*Hemp & wool were used by the elite citizens of the world
*Defecating in the river was very common internationally
*Bidet, France
*Snow and Tundra Moss were used by early Eskimos
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in the movie demolition man... they used 3 seashells...
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by DragonR
in the movie demolition man... they used 3 seashells...
I remember that!
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by tCTaco
Originally Posted by DragonR
in the movie demolition man... they used 3 seashells...
I remember that!
It is an "advanced" version of a bidet. One to wash your backside, one to air dry and the third to apply a perfume or deodorizer so that the "perfect" society won't stink. The sea shells are cosmetic. In a "perfect" society, there can be no ugliness. The shells cover / hide the function of it
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:19 PM
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Here's another fun fact:
Someone once tried to create a Chuck Norris themed toilet paper. There was a slight problem though, it was as rough as 300 grit sandpaper and it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by captainlaziness
Here's another fun fact:
Someone once tried to create a Chuck Norris themed toilet paper. There was a slight problem though, it was as rough as 300 grit sandpaper and it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by backseatchris
Originally Posted by tCTaco
Originally Posted by DragonR
in the movie demolition man... they used 3 seashells...
I remember that!
It is an "advanced" version of a bidet. One to wash your backside, one to air dry and the third to apply a perfume or deodorizer so that the "perfect" society won't stink. The sea shells are cosmetic. In a "perfect" society, there can be no ugliness. The shells cover / hide the function of it
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by captainlaziness
Here's another fun fact:
Someone once tried to create a Chuck Norris themed toilet paper. There was a slight problem though, it was as rough as 300 grit sandpaper and it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.



and just when i thought the chuck norris stuff died...
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Originally Posted by tCTaco
Damit...someone found my stash

Holy poop!
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Old 03-26-2007, 06:11 PM
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Anyone else care to take the poll and/or comment?
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Old 03-26-2007, 06:27 PM
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Toilet paper? Real men use their hands... over.
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