What not to say at a traffic stop.
03-28-2008, 02:41 AM
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What not to say at a traffic stop.
Let's make a list of some things that we shouldn't say at traffic stops.
1. If you think that was fast, you should have seen me before!
2. (knocks on the trunk) hey you guys in the back, keep it down!
3. Sorry for going so fast officer, you know how impatient drug dealers are.
4. It's because im black, isn't it (even if you're not black).
any takers?
1. If you think that was fast, you should have seen me before!
2. (knocks on the trunk) hey you guys in the back, keep it down!
3. Sorry for going so fast officer, you know how impatient drug dealers are.
4. It's because im black, isn't it (even if you're not black).
any takers?
03-28-2008, 05:20 PM
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TRUE STORY
on the way to jail
Cop- Do you have any kids
Me - No
Cop - Are you married
Me - Are you hitting on me
Cop - haha--No, I was just asking and its good cause they would be worried where you are tonight.
Me - I almost got married once
Cop - Oh yeah, what happpend
Me - I dunno....she just couldnt stop f*cking this cop behind my back
Cop - HAHAHHAHA as he spits on the winshield in laughter.
Me - Silence
Cop - Oh youre serious
Me - Yeah...I guess that cop really "bailed" me out
Cop - Hahaha
Me - Hey, if you take this next right, it will be quicker to my house, then the BIG house
Cop - Nice Try
on the way to jail
Cop- Do you have any kids
Me - No
Cop - Are you married
Me - Are you hitting on me
Cop - haha--No, I was just asking and its good cause they would be worried where you are tonight.
Me - I almost got married once
Cop - Oh yeah, what happpend
Me - I dunno....she just couldnt stop f*cking this cop behind my back
Cop - HAHAHHAHA as he spits on the winshield in laughter.
Me - Silence
Cop - Oh youre serious
Me - Yeah...I guess that cop really "bailed" me out
Cop - Hahaha
Me - Hey, if you take this next right, it will be quicker to my house, then the BIG house
Cop - Nice Try
03-28-2008, 05:26 PM
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Cop: Any idea how fast you were going?
Me: How fast did you pace me?
Cop: That is not what I asked you.
Me: I wasn't looking at my speedometer, how fast did you pace me?
Cop: I know you were going over 100 when you past by the intersection I was sitting at.
Me: Before you pulled me over how fast did you pace me?
Cop: You better slow it down. Why are you not wearing your seatbelt?
Me: It is a '64, it didn't come with seatbelts.
Cop: I'll be watching for you, slow it down.
Me: Thank you.
I got out of a "go to jail ticket" just from 6th sense kicking in, I slowed it down with using the e-brake.
Me: How fast did you pace me?
Cop: That is not what I asked you.
Me: I wasn't looking at my speedometer, how fast did you pace me?
Cop: I know you were going over 100 when you past by the intersection I was sitting at.
Me: Before you pulled me over how fast did you pace me?
Cop: You better slow it down. Why are you not wearing your seatbelt?
Me: It is a '64, it didn't come with seatbelts.
Cop: I'll be watching for you, slow it down.
Me: Thank you.
I got out of a "go to jail ticket" just from 6th sense kicking in, I slowed it down with using the e-brake.
03-28-2008, 07:14 PM
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The following YouTube video pretty much sums up this entire thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rv9b-9qBIc
03-29-2008, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by RodC
The following YouTube video pretty much sums up this entire thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rv9b-9qBIc
03-29-2008, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by tCTaco
TRUE STORY
on the way to jail
Cop- Do you have any kids
Me - No
Cop - Are you married
Me - Are you hitting on me
Cop - haha--No, I was just asking and its good cause they would be worried where you are tonight.
Me - I almost got married once
Cop - Oh yeah, what happpend
Me - I dunno....she just couldnt stop f*cking this cop behind my back
Cop - HAHAHHAHA as he spits on the winshield in laughter.
Me - Silence
Cop - Oh youre serious
Me - Yeah...I guess that cop really "bailed" me out
Cop - Hahaha
Me - Hey, if you take this next right, it will be quicker to my house, then the BIG house
Cop - Nice Try
on the way to jail
Cop- Do you have any kids
Me - No
Cop - Are you married
Me - Are you hitting on me
Cop - haha--No, I was just asking and its good cause they would be worried where you are tonight.
Me - I almost got married once
Cop - Oh yeah, what happpend
Me - I dunno....she just couldnt stop f*cking this cop behind my back
Cop - HAHAHHAHA as he spits on the winshield in laughter.
Me - Silence
Cop - Oh youre serious
Me - Yeah...I guess that cop really "bailed" me out
Cop - Hahaha
Me - Hey, if you take this next right, it will be quicker to my house, then the BIG house
Cop - Nice Try
Originally Posted by Eltaco
Cop: Any idea how fast you were going?
Me: How fast did you pace me?
Cop: That is not what I asked you.
Me: I wasn't looking at my speedometer, how fast did you pace me?
Cop: I know you were going over 100 when you past by the intersection I was sitting at.
Me: Before you pulled me over how fast did you pace me?
Cop: You better slow it down. Why are you not wearing your seatbelt?
Me: It is a '64, it didn't come with seatbelts.
Cop: I'll be watching for you, slow it down.
Me: Thank you.
I got out of a "go to jail ticket" just from 6th sense kicking in, I slowed it down with using the e-brake.
Me: How fast did you pace me?
Cop: That is not what I asked you.
Me: I wasn't looking at my speedometer, how fast did you pace me?
Cop: I know you were going over 100 when you past by the intersection I was sitting at.
Me: Before you pulled me over how fast did you pace me?
Cop: You better slow it down. Why are you not wearing your seatbelt?
Me: It is a '64, it didn't come with seatbelts.
Cop: I'll be watching for you, slow it down.
Me: Thank you.
I got out of a "go to jail ticket" just from 6th sense kicking in, I slowed it down with using the e-brake.
I LOVE THESE 2 STORIES!
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03-31-2008, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by ilovemytC
next time I get pulled over for speeding, I'm gonna tell the cop
"I have to find a bathroom and FAST! I mean I really have to (whisper) take a ****."[/i]
"I have to find a bathroom and FAST! I mean I really have to (whisper) take a ****."[/i]
haha i did this before and it worked.....
03-31-2008, 08:39 PM
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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me.
Cop: Let's start from the top.
Fletcher: Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me.
Cop: Let's start from the top.
Fletcher: Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.