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Old 03-31-2008, 08:40 PM
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Old 03-31-2008, 08:44 PM
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:35 PM
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:51 PM
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I got stopped with shoulder length hair at midnight on a Friday night - cop said he clocked me at 50 in a 35. I was on cruize control doing 40 . . . went to coart and the judge asked if I ever had a DWI and I replied "no sir and I have never been drunk" at which the judge started laughing and said to just answer the questions. Ticket was dismissed because of my clean driving record.
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:54 PM
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:55 PM
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how about you get pulled over. you say to the officer "does this effect my chances of becoming an officer like you one day" always different responses
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:21 AM
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actually since i wanna become a cop ive actually thought about saying that to one. id expect to get pepper sprayed...again....but whatever it only burns for a few....months....
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:24 AM
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you got peppersprayed????
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:31 AM
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im in the same boat as you man. just a detective after being a cop for a few yrs of my life.
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:35 AM
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i want to see what i'll score on my civil service test this time around....hopefully better than my 87 on the last one......
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Old 04-01-2008, 03:07 AM
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i just applied for mine. today is the due date!! haha! idc much for this one cuz im just getting the feel of it. but i dont wanna do detective. i wanna stay patrol.



and yes i got pepper sprayed, but not by a cop. dont ask me how, but my cousin got a hold of pepper spray and sprayed me for no reason.....kinda hurt...you know....a little?
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"Officer I got here as fast as I could"

After recieving a ticket: "That's all you're going to get me for? You sure you don't wanna pop my hood? Check for cats? Measure how low I am? Confirm the DOT legalness of my aftermarket parts? Measure how loud my exhaust/system is? Search for drugs? Ask for my papers? Breathlyze me? Detain me? Call for backup? Think of the possibilities! All you're gonna get me for is no front plate? Really? "
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